Jay Cutler isn't who we thought he was. Poptart will be mad

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His initials are JC. Coincidence?
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Praise His flatness.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Praise His flatness.
Way to spin this story.
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Goobs and Spray are bound to bring up balls at some point.
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I'm just here to prop the guy who starts more threads than any self respecting attention whore ought to start...

for not having a game over period at the end of the topic title.

Progress.
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War Wagon wrote:I'm just here to prop the guy who starts more threads than any self respecting attention whore ought to start...

for not having a game over period at the end of the topic title.

Progress.
Umm, just what exactly did that oddly worded statement mean Wags?

I have an educated guess, but just want some clarification.

Thanks in advance bro.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote: Umm, just what exactly did that oddly worded statement mean Wags?

I have an educated guess, but just want some clarification.

Thanks in advance bro.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:Goobs and Spray are bound to bring up balls at some point.
Fuck off, poo poo head!
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Jesus doesn't look like he would have the measurables to play in the NFL.

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Too skinny, unable to evade pursuit, wicked slow release. He looks worse than Tom Brady's combine picture.
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BSmack wrote:Jesus doesn't look like he would have the measurables to play in the NFL.

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Too skinny, unable to evade pursuit, wicked slow release. He looks worse than Tom Brady's combine picture.
He looks like he may have enough of an arm to heave a Hail Mary.
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Smackie Chan wrote:
BSmack wrote:Jesus doesn't look like he would have the measurables to play in the NFL.

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Too skinny, unable to evade pursuit, wicked slow release. He looks worse than Tom Brady's combine picture.
He looks like he may have enough of an arm to heave a Hail Mary.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Break a neck...err...leg, bro. Something like that.
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Screw, I think you were a little hard on Goobers beaver last night.
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There's an "N" missing from the thread title.
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Are gridirons laid out East to West, generally? I can't imagine anyone even kicking an extra point with the goalpost shooting across the field at 900 mph.
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As long as he's a Bear.....he is WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!!!
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OK. That went right over my head. Missing "N" in "Jay Cutler isn't who we thought he was. Poptart will be mad."?

An 'n' where?
What were we just talking about?
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Cutler's nickname is With An N.
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Kinda like Guntslinger.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Umm, just what exactly did that oddly worded statement mean Wags?

I have an educated guess, but just want some clarification.

Thanks in advance bro.
I think he was stroking out in the middle of cobbling that together......I think there's a coherent statement in there somewhere, but you need to print it out, rearrange the words and see if you can make anything out of it.....
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