I hope someone breaks Peyton Manning's neck

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 12:00 am

So we don't have to see any more of his super irritating commercials.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 12:50 am

Notice Direct hasn't run a "and this is big head Peyton Manning."

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 5:48 am

fuck-I-throw-a-wob-bly-ball

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:01 pm

my-feet-are-stuck-in-quick-sand

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:13 pm

I-have-no-offensive-line

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:06 pm

Better defense
Better chances

Popgun Arm.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:25 am

What's the matter Screwey, you jealous of Manning's commercial success?

Who gives a rats ass about this aspect of his career? He's funny, charismatic and is always going to have more relevance than you ever will, so what is your major malfunction with his popularity outside of football?

Little paper pussy says what?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:43 am

I like Peyton as a person, but yes, penis gobbler, I'm tired of seeing his shitty commercials every 30 seconds.

Go fuck yourself, cunt. Then die in a fire.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 6:20 pm

I like Peyton and think he is one of the best QBs in history, but, if I have to hear him do that thing where he sings a sentence with that stupid fukking cadence, one more time, I will hunt him down and shoot him in the throat so he will never sing anything else.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 6:58 pm

My team was nothing to write home about but Manning's best plays from Sunday were lobs where his receivers high-pointed the ball. His effective range is probably inside 20 yards or keep throwing jump balls to Thomas.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:06 pm

How much TV do you potatoes watch?? :?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 9:21 pm

What's the matter Screwey, jealous of his exposure, success and money?

He is actually funny, smart and talented, three things you will never be.

And you actually wish for someone to break his neck?

Hope you have that experience yourself jizz mopper, just so you know what it is like.

Asshole.

I have known two people who have gone through that nightmare, so seriously, reconsider how callous and stupid that was for you to say, even as a joke.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 9:41 pm

I wish I could break your fucking fingers, save us all the unending tediousness you bring the forum.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:36 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:And you actually wish for someone to break his neck?

Hope you have that experience yourself jizz mopper, just so you know what it is like.

Asshole.

I have known two people who have gone through that nightmare, so seriously, reconsider how callous and stupid that was for you to say, even as a joke.

Yeah, Screwball, knock it off with all the hurtful words. Jay's the sensitive sort, you know.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:22 pm

Bucmonkey wrote:How much TV do you potatoes watch?? :?

Right now I'm watching football, M*A*S*H re-runs on Netflix, and a couple of comedy central shows on Hulu. That's about it.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:25 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:What's the matter Screwey, jealous of his exposure, success and money?

He is actually funny, smart and talented, three things you will never be.

And you actually wish for someone to break his neck?

Hope you have that experience yourself jizz mopper, just so you know what it is like.

Asshole.

I have known two people who have gone through that nightmare, so seriously, reconsider how callous and stupid that was for you to say, even as a joke.

...thanks for remembering Jay :wink:

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:17 am

Much respect and truth CM. An asshole like Screw will never know what someone will go through who has suffered a serious neck or spinal injury. This paper lilly pussy only writes about things he can imagine.

What he has experienced is a fucking lifetime away from the real world of pain and hurt that most common folk deal with. Prove me wrong Screw, show me where you dealt with a friend or relative, or even an individual you wrote about that suffered a broken neck or spine, then comment, you insufferable douche bag.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:21 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:And you actually wish for someone to break his neck?

Hope you have that experience yourself jizz mopper, just so you know what it is like.

Asshole.

I have known two people who have gone through that nightmare, so seriously, reconsider how callous and stupid that was for you to say, even as a joke.

Yeah, Screwball, knock it off with all the hurtful words. Jay's the sensitive sort, you know.

So Goober, when was the last time you experienced a friend or family member that suffered a spinal or neck injury that resulted in paralysis?

In the meantime, go fuck yourself.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:58 am

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Much respect and truth CM. An asshole like Screw will never know what someone will go through who has suffered a serious neck or spinal injury. This paper lilly pussy only writes about things he can imagine.

What he has experienced is a fucking lifetime away from the real world of pain and hurt that most common folk deal with. Prove me wrong Screw, show me where you dealt with a friend or relative, or even an individual you wrote about that suffered a broken neck or spine, then comment, you insufferable douche bag.

Go fuck yourself. Please break your neck on your way to work.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:25 pm

Ooh, don't make jokes about broken necks. That's serious business. :(

What a bleeding fucking vagina.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:00 pm

So very happy to see Goobs and Screw find humor in people breaking necks and spines.

Good for you, you can now spoon each other whilst joshing about paralysis and other whacky and fun physical ailments.

Verrrrry amusing.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:29 pm

It's a fucking smack board, you tedious douche. Why don't you compile a complete list of the distasteful topics we've covered in the past 10 years. And wipe your bleeding ass with it.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:06 pm

I hope this happens to Peyton Manning.

Shit just poured out on my corpse...

Tractor trailer driver killed in Castile crash Updated: Tuesday, October 6 2015, 11:14 AM EDT Castile, N.Y. - A tractor trailer driver was killed in a crash Monday afternoon in the town of Castile. State Police said around 2 p.m., they responded to Middle Reservation Road and found an overturned tractor trailer which had been hauling liquid manure in the ditch on the east shoulder of the highway just 150 feet south of Swyers Road. Rescue personnel found the driver, later identified as 49-year-old Richard Scharet Jr., lying in the ditch next to the cab. Scharet sustained massive trauma from being ejected from the cab and died at the scene. Investigators found Scharet was driving south on Middle Reservation Road and went around a slight curve in the highway when he lost control of the vehicle. The tractor, in tow with a tanker trailer, began to swerve and went into the northbound lane before flipping over. The rig then went off the east side of the highway and hit a utility pole, then a tree before coming to rest in a ditch. Roughly 5,000 gallons of liquid manure was spilled when the tank hit the utility pole and ruptured. NYS Department of Environmental Conservation personnel responded to assist with the spill containment and cleanup efforts. An exact cause in the crash has not yet been determined.

http://www.13wham.com/news/features/top ... html?wap=0

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:11 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:So very happy to see Goobs and Screw find humor in people breaking necks and spines.

Are you lost? Facebook is thatta way.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 5:32 pm

BSmack wrote:I hope this happens to Peyton Manning.

Shit just poured out on my corpse...

Tractor trailer driver killed in Castile crash Updated: Tuesday, October 6 2015, 11:14 AM EDT Castile, N.Y. - A tractor trailer driver was killed in a crash Monday afternoon in the town of Castile. State Police said around 2 p.m., they responded to Middle Reservation Road and found an overturned tractor trailer which had been hauling liquid manure in the ditch on the east shoulder of the highway just 150 feet south of Swyers Road. Rescue personnel found the driver, later identified as 49-year-old Richard Scharet Jr., lying in the ditch next to the cab. Scharet sustained massive trauma from being ejected from the cab and died at the scene. Investigators found Scharet was driving south on Middle Reservation Road and went around a slight curve in the highway when he lost control of the vehicle. The tractor, in tow with a tanker trailer, began to swerve and went into the northbound lane before flipping over. The rig then went off the east side of the highway and hit a utility pole, then a tree before coming to rest in a ditch. Roughly 5,000 gallons of liquid manure was spilled when the tank hit the utility pole and ruptured. NYS Department of Environmental Conservation personnel responded to assist with the spill containment and cleanup efforts. An exact cause in the crash has not yet been determined.

http://www.13wham.com/news/features/top ... html?wap=0

Fuck you, you insensitive douchebag. Do you know somebody who has died in a manure truck roll over crash? You wouldn't think it was so funny if you had that experience.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 5:52 pm

Shitty way to die.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:11 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:It's a fucking smack board, you tedious douche. Why don't you compile a complete list of the distasteful topics we've covered in the past 10 years. And wipe your bleeding ass with it.

Yes Gobbles, it is or was a fucking smack board. That doesn't mean wishing someone to " break their neck" is anyway humorous. There is ironic humor, there is distasteful humor, and then there is the sort of tedious troll humor you and Screw bleed out of your pimpled old pores. So I have exhibited a bit of empathy and understanding for those that have been through serious, life changing injury. You and Screw choose to make the retarded " funnah" out of it.

Fuck you both, you insufferable, unoriginal little dicks.

Suppose one or both of you get trapped in a burning building. You both suffer third degree burns to 90% of your pathetically scarred and forever suffering and pain swept bodies. Is that funny? Is there humor in that?

So I have sympathy and understanding for real people that have actually suffered. And you two douche suckers mock that.

Kharma is a bitch in painful heels, hope you two assholes are ready for it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 1:48 am

As mvscal noted, take your tearful rant to Facebook.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 2:22 am

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Suppose one or both of you get trapped in a burning building. You both suffer third degree burns to 90% of your pathetically scarred and forever suffering and pain swept bodies. Is that funny? Is there humor in that?

Yes, in fact, there is. Die in a fire, already.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:01 pm

Who is the douchebag athlete who pimps for Papa Johns?

Can we all agree that it's absolutely the worst pizza ever?

Give me a Red Baron frozen pizza any day over that muck.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:14 pm

Okay, one last time and I'll drop this. Far be it from me to keep all of you smack legends from puffing your chests and gettin' all upitty.

If you have ever known someone who has endured this type of neck or spinal injury, you know damn well it isn't funny. As I said, I've known two people who have gone through this and thankfully they not only survived but didn't maintain any long lasting paralysis. So yeah, I reacted with sensitivity, big fucking whoop. I thought Screwy's line was in poor taste and certainly went overboard in responding, but again, consider the reason why.

So all is fair game on this board, no matter how cruel or dark. Yay.

Rant is over, go back to breaking necks, backs, arms and legs and whatever else amuses you.

And Screwy, hope you die in a fire too buddy. Good times.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:32 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Okay, one last time and I'll drop this.

I seriously doubt it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 4:31 am

You should all die in a fire -- from prostate cancer.

Dang, I hope no one here has ever known anyone who has been affected by cancer.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 2:10 am

Amen, my Glass-Half-Full fliend.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 1:34 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote: As I said, I've known two people who have gone through this and thankfully they not only survived but didn't maintain any long lasting paralysis.

Nobody cares.

And Screwy, hope you die in a fire too buddy.

Don't we all?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 1:15 am

War Wagon wrote:Can we all agree...

I laughed.

...that it's absolutely the worst pizza ever?

Gotta go with Pizza Hut here.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 2:17 am

I have had very little shitza in the last few years (although it seems all za in the South sucks), but it's a debate between the Big 3 -- Papa John's, Pizza Hut, and Dominos.

I think I'd have to go with Papa John's.

But they're all fucking atrocious.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 6:36 pm

We have our most recent babysitter a 20 spot to buy some pizza while she was watching our son. There are 2 decent local family run pizza joints in town and their is a Papa John's near a strip mall. She went with Papa John's. I tell you the stench of her leftover cheese and pepperoni pizza was so bad we had to bag it and toss it 1 day later. That shit is vile.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 11:45 pm

KC Scott wrote:I'm guessing none of you have ever eaten Little Caesars - hands down the worst ~~pizza~~ thing ever called pizza

Gets it

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 1:58 am

If any of you had ever actually known someone who ate Little Caesar's, you wouldn't think it was funny.