Lefty, how was Halloween in your hood?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Nov 01, 2015 6:18 pm

Did you slam the door on any minorities looking for a handout?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:04 am

Great thread...

TROTS

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:45 am

I seriously doubt LS slammed the door on any brown kids. He likely never answered it.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 2:50 am

Lefty's Halloween stance will never not be funny

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 4:21 am

I have no idea. I officiated a game in the Midwest (generally accepted use of that geographic description, not Schmick's). Flew home today.

I do know that the weather was fukked and most people were likely more worried about not getting died than obtaining free candy. Flooding rains and tornadoes have a way of keeping people home.

On the plane I read about the purple pumpkin movement. Apparently you are supposed to paint a pumpkin purple and that lets parents know that you also have gluten free, nut free, sugar free, etc, etc crap to hand out to those kids who can't eat regular candy so that they don't feel left out and have their feelings hurt. So how many of y'all participated?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 3:16 pm

I think I might try a pumpkin in blackface next year.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 3:28 pm

Since when are there teaching standards in Alabammy?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Nov 02, 2015 7:44 pm

smackaholic wrote:Since when are there teaching ~~standards~~ in Alabammy?

ftfy

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 8:57 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Since when are there teaching in Alabammy?

Canadian English?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Nov 02, 2015 9:07 pm

Mikey wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Since when are there teaching in Alabammy?
Canadian English?

We're talkin' Bammy here...so I need to work within the lingua franca ...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:27 pm

Was sitting around with friends watching games in the early evening, with a big bowl of candy. Good thing that candy was on hand, with the grand total of zero trick-or-treaters.

I guess that 2" of Pineapple Express downpour was a deterrent (and few little kids in my neighborhood).

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:40 pm

We're new to my neighborhood so I did the whole pass out candy thing. Total of 5 trick or treaters. Thankfully my front has a small courtyard so I just sat outside grilling tri tip and drinking wine while watching the Warriors game through the front door (Rack 4K tv's btw). We then met up with folks in another neighborhood and that was essentially a drunken block party with kids running around. Good times.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 3:05 am

So Scott -- did any of that inane tomfoolery help your boy hook up a 3-way?

If not, you failed.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 3:10 am

KC Scott wrote:

Did you take the chain off so you could run up to someone and actually start "sawing" without anyone going to the hospital/prison?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 3:37 am

KC Scott wrote:

Much to our chagrin (OK mainly his mom's) he's already boinkinh his GF.

Is that so bad?

Remind the Missus that he could be boinking his BF already.

Probably time to have a heart-to-heart Father/Son, and explain she won't get preggers if he only does her butt.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 4:52 am

uhm, you're never going to fully process that.

Just have a drink (or 14) and roll with it.

And change the subject any time your OL brings it up.

It's for the best.

T1B

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