Hey Gang!
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- The Deciders
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Hey Gang!
Our PM box has been getting pounded harder than the Peruvian hookers we've been nailing all week. You guessed it, we're on vacation. We're due back next week for Thankgsiving, then we're off again to the Galapagos Islands for bird watching. So please, get those requests and complaints in now while we've got the time and available wifi to handle them.
First off, we'd like to pat ourselves on the back for our brilliant decision to remove the Theology Forum thus shifting all of that traffic into Cul De Smack. Google Analytics indicates that our numbers have really picked up since that move, and we're becoming more and more appealing to advertisers. In fact, you may have already noticed that we've partnered with Draft Kings. They'll be popping in now and then, so please be nice to our new friends at Draft Kings - the number one site for daily fantasy sports. Just set your lineup and start collecting your cash!
Secondly, we've been made aware of the "tiff" between board administration and certain members of this community regarding censorship. Please know that while we do not condone internet bullying, we also do not condone word restriction, as some people may wish to use these words in their rightful and appropriate manner. This is why we've lifted all such word filters and have docked two weeks pay from the person(s) responsible.
That's all for now. We'll check back when time permits. We hope you all have a safe and happy holiday. Just one bit of advice before we go...if you can't book a 5-star hotel, then it ain't worth going at all.
Cheers,
The Team
First off, we'd like to pat ourselves on the back for our brilliant decision to remove the Theology Forum thus shifting all of that traffic into Cul De Smack. Google Analytics indicates that our numbers have really picked up since that move, and we're becoming more and more appealing to advertisers. In fact, you may have already noticed that we've partnered with Draft Kings. They'll be popping in now and then, so please be nice to our new friends at Draft Kings - the number one site for daily fantasy sports. Just set your lineup and start collecting your cash!
Secondly, we've been made aware of the "tiff" between board administration and certain members of this community regarding censorship. Please know that while we do not condone internet bullying, we also do not condone word restriction, as some people may wish to use these words in their rightful and appropriate manner. This is why we've lifted all such word filters and have docked two weeks pay from the person(s) responsible.
That's all for now. We'll check back when time permits. We hope you all have a safe and happy holiday. Just one bit of advice before we go...if you can't book a 5-star hotel, then it ain't worth going at all.
Cheers,
The Team
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Sounds like a bunch of hand wringing and pearl clutching. Fucking Pussies.
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mvscal
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Awesome Dude
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Choke on a dick, asswhipes.
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pedo
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Re: Hey Gang!
Why don't you do the board a favor and send the travelin' purse-carrier down to Antarctica on a permanent discovery mission.The Deciders wrote:Our PM box has been getting pounded harder than the Peruvian hookers we've been nailing all week. You guessed it, we're on vacation. We're due back next week for Thankgsiving, then we're off again to the Galapagos Islands for bird watching. So please, get those requests and complaints in now while we've got the time and available wifi to handle them.
First off, we'd like to pat ourselves on the back for our brilliant decision to remove the Theology Forum thus shifting all of that traffic into Cul De Smack. Google Analytics indicates that our numbers have really picked up since that move, and we're becoming more and more appealing to advertisers. In fact, you may have already noticed that we've partnered with Draft Kings. They'll be popping in now and then, so please be nice to our new friends at Draft Kings - the number one site for daily fantasy sports. Just set your lineup and start collecting your cash!
Secondly, we've been made aware of the "tiff" between board administration and certain members of this community regarding censorship. Please know that while we do not condone internet bullying, we also do not condone word restriction, as some people may wish to use these words in their rightful and appropriate manner. This is why we've lifted all such word filters and have docked two weeks pay from the person(s) responsible.
That's all for now. We'll check back when time permits. We hope you all have a safe and happy holiday. Just one bit of advice before we go...if you can't book a 5-star hotel, then it ain't worth going at all.
Cheers,
The Team
Or launch him off to urANUS.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Awesome Dude
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Happy Trans-giving to all my American, gender-neutral/unassigned peeps at T1B.
Whether watching Captain Phillips in a bustier, or serving turkey in fishnets and pumps...I hope your holiday plans are pleasant and relaxing.
Whether watching Captain Phillips in a bustier, or serving turkey in fishnets and pumps...I hope your holiday plans are pleasant and relaxing.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.