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Goober struggles with the reindeer

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C'mon Gobbles...this is humiliating.
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I haven't seen a hoof-raping like this since Warren.
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You could say he's been...taking them on the chin recently.

And I'm not talking about punches...
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He likes it. Goober has a heart-on for the rough stuff.
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Hey goobs, when you smell (taste) reindeer feces, does that shriveled OLD pecker of yours still tingle a little bit?

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The old fruit is simply "tingling" for some dark reindeer sausage. Anal is preferred, but oral will do just fine. Old fucker would probably embrace a freaky three way with pops and Midget Sale as it is. Pounding sand is his role, gobbling cock is his goal. Merry faggot Christmiss old fuck.
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Goober posts semi nudes for other internet men to view. That is a man with personal issues. Tangling with the deer has never been a good idea, and it still isn't. Goober McTuber is stupid.
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Wow. How the mighty have fallen. You guys collectively suck moose cock. Maybe next year's crop will be better.
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Stay down, old man. Your ass is brighter than Rudy's nose.
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Just fucking stop already..
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Plato wrote:Stay down, old man. Your ass is brighter than Rudy's nose.
Speaking of which, why do you have a Rudolph avatar?

Because you're a dumbfuck, that's why.
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Nobody cares which reindeer picture is there. Goober McTuber is having is colon enlarged. That is the affair.

You are a zero.
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You call yourself Plato.

You're too stupid to pick out your own avatar.

A holiday KYOA if there ever was one.
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Plato wrote:Nobody cares which reindeer picture is there. Goober McTuber is having is colon enlarged. That is the affair.
Yeah, right. The reindeer are kicking ass and taking names. If you don't believe it, just ask them. :meds:
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Euro trash.

Spazzing about an avatard. Good work. And last word whore Fubar McTuber sniffles in defeat. "You never got me down, Ray. You never got me down."
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Here's your new avatard. Tard.

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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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We all thank you for the delightful gift.

It's non toxic and edible. That means when we continue to shit in your waiting and willing mouth, at least it will look like Skittles. Fun
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It's just a picture, dumbfuck.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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A McGoober Melt. Like Swiss clockwork
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A Sirgulpaload shit post. A dime a dozen and they're vastly overpriced at that.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:A Sirgulpaload shit post. A dime a dozen and they're vastly overpriced at that.
yet you'll still suck ten dicks to get ya a dozen.
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