I'm Back and there's Gonna Be Some Changes

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I'm Back and there's Gonna Be Some Changes

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Due to a disgruntled ex-employee I've initiated some long overdue upgrades to the team
I want all of you to wear your new look with pride and tighten up your game accordingly

No more songs with the wrong meter - looking at you Blitzen
No more one word repeats - Comet you fucking tardeer
No more wannabes - Slasher I will fight you
I've got my eye on all of you - so make me proud

Now I've gotta get back to work, I'm training a new helper

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As a heads up, you false reindeer, the name is Donner, not fucking Donder. You're fired. Suck a stocking stuffed with ball sweaty coals.
THRASHER wrote:It REIGN of Terror, fucking illiterate dipshit.
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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Hello Donder, just got a message from Santa.

Some corrections are in order, so please ignore former posting. Still in line for sleigh pull in proper sequence. All is normal. Code sequence is still red green white squared. Plus two times two.

Please acknowledge sequence brother reindeer.

Code red and white. Plus 12 days of Christmas. Times E=mc squared.

Acknowledge, Donder.

End sequence. Sustain.
THRASHER wrote:It REIGN of Terror, fucking illiterate dipshit.
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Donder wrote: Now I've gotta get back to work, I'm training a new helper

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Have fun. Do yourself a favor and don't go down on her. I took that little trollop to my pen last week. Let's just say I'm into switching holes and she's not into keeping clean.
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Did you use a strap on, Ellen?

Last time we checked you still use the Does room
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Is that Vixen's replacement? If you can keep her from queefing in your face on Christmas Eve, she'll be a major upgrade.
Cock o' the walk, baby!
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A female with antlers? Right up Screwball's alley.
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WTF?

My avatar is gayer than Diego flipping through a cop-of-the-month calendar.

:brad:
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You picked it out, right?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Donder?

Huh, I guess my copy of the spreadsheet didn't auto update.
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Dasher wrote:WTF?

My avatar is gayer than Diego flipping through a cop-of-the-month calendar.

:brad:
Mine's not exactly the most imposing figure either - but after sifting though an hours worth of Deviant Art these were the best thing the boss could come up with
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The Reindeer have no understanding of "limits." Their idea of "polite" is molesting your junk after they've ripped it off.
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^^^^ Thanks
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The Reindeer have no understanding of "limits." Their idea of "polite" is molesting your junk after they've ripped it off.
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Comet wrote:^^^^ Thanks
Si, gracias.
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