Away for a wax job, looking half dead
That old fag Goober has plans to give head
Before he goes out, he will get taint waxed
His ass will be shiny when he gets his fudge packed
He downs some Scope then goes out for a stroll
He's ready to perform at the Glory Hole
He hopes Badger boys soon will follow
If they played football, then he will swallow
His wife has questioned if he is still sane
His proudest moment was Blowing Ron Dayne
Yes, old Goober is out of his gourd
for posting nude selfies up on The One Board
