Touch the Balls of little Fredo
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
New Mall Santa is Diego
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
He is strange and quite a loner
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Little boys give him a boner
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Diego's been on quite a tear
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
He reached the rank of Pedo Bear
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See him playing pocket pool
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Outside of the middle school
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
"Come on kids get in the Van"
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
"Touch my pants with your hand"
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hide the kids from his erection
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Till he gets lethal injection
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
