The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jan 14, 2016 8:14 pm

It's time to bring our "lost sheep" back into the flock.

Come home, brother. Come home.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:12 pm

I say let him RIP.

(Root in Pigsty)

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:31 pm

Hey Marty, didn't you try this once before? How well did that turn out?

Kind of hitting a flat E note here brah. Step away from the edge, let this one move on to his firament framed home and let his insane legacy rest in permanent peace.

Crazy eyed gopher says "what?"

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:48 pm

Who gives a fuck ??

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:58 pm

tart's a more interesting poster than anyone in this thread.

In.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:14 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jan 15, 2016 2:29 am

Brothers and sisters, let us open our prayer books to...

Purses 2:17

...and let he who not layeth with women, but with other men, clutcheth the pearls of the Sodomites in an everlasting sea of flame...and may their seed mix and anoint the ground in the house of their father, the devil.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 3:56 am

Pops is a good dude. Of course, he is not rowing with both oars in the water. He's prolly posting on the faster moving board. Faster meaning 1 poster per 20 trolls.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 1:48 pm

What about a 2oolio memorial vigil?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 3:19 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:What about a 2oolio memorial vigil?

No one wants to put a lit candle in their butthole.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 3:56 pm

I'm interested in his thoughts about the DERS possible move to OKC.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:42 pm

KC Scott wrote:Rack 88

Oh...my...lord that was funny.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:56 pm

I am in discussion with our local imam as to the prospect of having our Muslim brothers and sisters participating in the candle-light vigil...

They are very passionate about this cause.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jan 15, 2016 8:01 pm

They have agreed to contribute by performing an ancient ritual of "stoning the devil"...also known as "The Haram Of Sqo'ott"...

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 8:35 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:They have agreed to contribute by performing an ancient ritual of "stoning the devil"...also known as "The Haram Of Sqo'ott"...

What about the one where they scalp each other? Mikey is familiar with that one.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 8:58 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:They have agreed to contribute by performing an ancient ritual of "stoning the devil"...also known as "The Haram Of Sqo'ott"...

What about the one where they scalp each other? Mikey is familiar with that one.

Marty's more into ancient ritual of bris eyner dem andern, where they circumcise each other.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jan 15, 2016 9:38 pm

C'mon guys...this isn't

funny business

.

Satan · Post by **Satan** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 9:58 pm

Yes...... Yes.......... Bwahahahahahaha

He'd almost convinced some of you fools as to my true plans

You may now return to discussing Marty circumcisi...... errr.... circumnavigating the globe

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 10:00 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:tart's a more interesting poster than anyone in this thread.

In.

Glad you're including yourself Goobs.

Though the word "interesting" has a very different meaning in the Chinese association of it.

In other words, you are very interesting.

Do with that what you you will.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jan 15, 2016 10:25 pm

My Cousin Chaim is going to Jerusalem next week, so I asked him to stuff this note into the Wailing Wall:

G_d...please strike down the enemies of poptart

This is poptart's "Babylonian Captivity".
Pestilence upon his detractors.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 7:32 pm

Meanwhile, pohtah continues his quest over at .net. He finally acknowledges there is an ISS, but it is unmanned and that astronauts couldn't possibly be up there.

And so it goes.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 1:36 am

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:tart's a more interesting poster than anyone in this thread.

In.
Glad you're including yourself Goobs.

Though the word "interesting" has a very different meaning in the Chinese association of it.

In other words, you are very interesting.

Do with that what you you will.

I knew there was one person who would be immediately butthurt by that throwaway post. And I had no doubt who it was going to be.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:29 am

Would someone loan me a candle so I can light a fart. Thanks.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jan 18, 2016 9:09 pm

DAY 4

:cry:

this is no time for tears

강한 유지

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 7:35 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
I knew there was one person who would be immediately butthurt by that throwaway post. And I had no doubt who it was going to be.

You got a very odd definition of butt hurt Goobs. But seeing how the reindeer plundered you, guess that's to be expected. Here's a tip bro, try not to take everything I say so seriously. Take a nap buddy, it's past your bedtime and old people need their rest.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:51 am

I went to the dictionary for a definition of "butthurt". Found a photo of a fat, aging hippie.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 6:08 pm

That's strange. So that page of the dictionary had a mirror on it and you saw yourself?

Didn't know you were the hippie type. Hare Krishna, peace and flowers old boy.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 7:40 pm

KC Scott wrote:Rack 88

2st

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:38 am

Jay in Kansas City wrote:IKYABWAI.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:24 pm

Goober McLastWordWhore wrote:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:41 am

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 5:52 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 5:55 pm

Poptart is gaining weight and wants to sumo wrestle with Chris Christie.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:41 pm

Wrong thread.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 4:22 am

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 5:50 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:05 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 11:24 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 11:42 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:16 am