Voted today holding my dick

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 1:58 pm

I felt the Burn. Could be a urinary tract infection.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 2:09 pm

I'm going to vote right now.

Make America Great Again!!!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 2:25 pm

Make America Great Again!!! Kill yourself!!!!

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:16 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Make America Great Again!!! Kill yourself!!!!

Said the FAT COMMUNIST that voted for Bernie. At least my guy has a chance! America will NEVER vote for a communist and Hitlery will be in PRISON!

You're the one that needs to fukkk off and die!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:20 pm

Listen Twinkerbelle, I am neither fat, nor a communist. Neither is Bernie. Trump won't even get the nomination. Go choke on a dick.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:27 pm

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:30 pm

BSmack wrote:

How funny! Communism has killed 90 million people in the last century. I guess they need to be killed along with Goobs.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:41 pm

What's Communism got to do with anything, you gibbering cum-drunk fucktard?

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:45 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:What's Communism got to do with anything, you gibbering cum-drunk fucktard?

The difference between communism and socialism is like the difference between a green apple and a red apple. They're both fukkking APPLES!

Calling Bernie a socialist is like putting lipstick on a pig or sprinkling sugar on a pile of shite! Bernie wants to STEAL from the haves and give to the worthless blood sukkking parasites like yourself. Gas "ON"

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:53 pm

Your capitalist agitprop is duly noted Pickle. Will our leaders have to cower before egg throwing proletarians? Time will tell.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:02 pm

BSmack wrote:

That looks a lot like semen.

~swoon~

Stanley Q. Pickle

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:34 pm

Decision 2016
Because ......fuck you....that's why

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:50 pm

KC Scott wrote:The reality of this is the GOP is going to screw Trump out of the nomination.

Let's hope so, unless you want to hear Hillary screeching at you for the next 4-8 years.

I'm not down with that unbearable nails on a chalkboard scenario... which will most likely happen if Trump were to get the nod.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 5:52 pm

Trump, IMO has been fukking himself the last months or so by stepping up his crazy drunk uncle shtick a notch or two lately. The GOP is fukking teduardo by keeping the son of a mailman in the race to split the vote. Donald has his solid 35-40% who will walk through fire for him, but that's about it. I think it is a shame that trump and Cruz have gotten into a pooh throwing match because they are the two RNC outsiders and I believe could have united and wiped their collective dicks on the RNC curtains. Not sure they can do it separately.

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Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:12 pm

Here's an interesting article about your Republican candidate for president.

http://www.religionnews.com/2016/02/04/ ... ommentary/

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 8:45 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Bernie has $60k in credit card debt at age 74.

Does that really sound like somebody smart enough to run a country?

What's his FICO score?

Besides, we don't care about personal debt. We want Revolution NOW!!!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 8:49 pm

Sanders' spokesman, Michael Briggs, said Sanders' credit card debt rises and falls with expenses, which included weddings for his daughter and niece in the past year. As of a few months ago, he said, the balance was down to zero again.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/poli ... /71088390/

But keep on sucking on the Fox News teat. It looks good on you.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:02 pm

KC Scott wrote:The reality of this is the GOP is going to screw Trump out of the nomination.
If this occurs I will be done with them -

On the Dem side, seems like they're doing pretty much the same thing to Sanders - Clinton will get the nomination

The "Establishment" always wins.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:22 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
But keep on sucking on the Fox News teat. It looks good on you.

There is a reason that FOX NEWS is the MOST TRUSTED name in news. BECAUSE IT IS THE MOST TRUSTED NAME IN NEWS!

Keep getting your news from this piss guzzling creature, commie fatso!

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:38 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Bernie has $60k in credit card debt at age 74.

Does that really sound like somebody smart enough to run a country?

Four bankruptcies says what?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:26 am

Goober McTuber wrote:I felt the Burn.

What a coincidence. Stanley Pickle also voted today holding your dick.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:03 am

mvscal wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I felt the Burn.
What a coincidence. Stanley Pickle also voted today holding your dick.

Wait.....goobs is black?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 9:01 am

R-Jack wrote:Decision 2016
Because ......fuck you....that's why

Can't rack this enough...

and props to Bri..

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 10:55 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
Sanders' spokesman, Michael Briggs, said Sanders' credit card debt rises and falls with expenses, which included weddings for his daughter and niece in the past year. As of a few months ago, he said, the balance was down to zero again.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/poli ... /71088390/

But keep on sucking on the Fox News teat. It looks good on you.

Anyone who puts a wedding on a credit card without the ability to pay it off at the end of the month is weapons grade stupid and shouldn't be allowed to run anything.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:20 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Sanders' spokesman, Michael Briggs, said Sanders' credit card debt rises and falls with expenses, which included weddings for his daughter and niece in the past year. As of a few months ago, he said, the balance was down to zero again.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/poli ... /71088390/

But keep on sucking on the Fox News teat. It looks good on you.
Anyone who puts a wedding on a credit card without the ability to pay it off at the end of the month is weapons grade stupid and shouldn't be allowed to run anything.

First of all, the balance went back down to zero. Doesn't indicate whether it happened in a month or 6 months. Secondly Bernie has a credit card issued by some congressional credit union that carries an 8% interest rate.

BTW, our genius governor and former Republican presidential candidate was carrying a $10-15,000 balance on a Sears credit card with a 27% rate.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:25 pm

R-Jack wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I felt the Burn.
What a coincidence. Stanley Pickle also voted today holding your dick.
Wait.....goobs is black?

My brother has looked into our genealogy, and along with a DNA test we discovered a negro in the woodpile. About 7 generations back. Probably explains my prodigious member.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:33 pm

$60k in credit card debt? In Bernie's mind, who cares? For a socialist it'll always be someone else who pays for his goodies-- that's the very essence of that ideology.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:39 pm

You really are proud of your stupidity, aren't you?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:55 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:You really are proud of your stupidity, aren't you?

And his small penis.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:11 pm

Rooster wrote:$60k in credit card debt? In Bernie's mind, who cares? For a socialist it'll always be someone else who pays for his goodies-- that's the very essence of that ideology.

Poptart thinks the world is flat......... Felcho thinks the moon is a space station......... Smackaholic breathes.......yet somehow you find a way to say the stupidest things on this board with the precision of a Swiss timepiece. It truly is remarkable.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 5:00 pm

Rooster wrote:$60k in credit card debt? In Bernie's mind, who cares? For a socialist it'll always be someone else who pays for his goodies-- that's the very essence of that ideology.

So he put a couple of weddings on a credit card. The man is a US Senator making 6 figures. It isn't like he turned Burlington into a collective farm.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:34 pm

If he's making 6 figures, then how about paying off the debt?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:36 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:If he's making 6 figures, then how about paying off the debt?

If he could lay out the cash for it he probably wouldn't have put it on a card.

Have you ever bought anything on credit?

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:49 pm

Mikey wrote:Have you ever bought anything on credit?

Yes, and it is paid off in full when I receive the statement the next month.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:06 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:If he's making 6 figures, then how about paying off the debt?

As of a few months ago, he said, the balance was down to zero again.

Can any of you fucksticks read?

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:46 pm

Saw what you wrote the first time. I'd highly doubt he paid it off in one month.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:56 pm

One month, two months, three months...what does it matter? It was paid off. You're grasping at straws.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 8:00 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:Saw what you wrote the first time. I'd highly doubt he paid it off in one month.

You're right. It would have been smarter for him to liquidate his retirement account instead.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:30 pm

Mikey wrote:
If he could lay out the cash for it he probably wouldn't have put it on a card.

Have you ever bought anything on credit?

Damn near everything goes on the credit card. They don't give you airline miles for cash payments.