Here’s a ranking that might give the list-happy boosters of Madison pause.
Madison ranks No. 4 on the list of America’s drunkest cities, which almost reads like a list of the drunkest cities in Wisconsin, since the Badger State accounts for 12 of the top 20.
“In Madison, 25.5 percent of adults report heavy or binge drinking on a regular basis, fourth highest nationwide,” reports 24/7 Wall St. “While excessive drinking does not always lead to adverse outcomes, it may be causing serious problems in the Madison area. Of driving deaths in a given year, 38.7 percent are alcohol related, one of the highest percentages nationwide.”
Wisconsin’s long been known to be a hard-drinking state, ranking No. 3 for both the number of bars and bars per capita.
Jan O’Neill of Health Rankings & Roadmaps, from which 24/7 drew data, said Wisconsinites tend to get numb to the fact that the state far exceeds the national average in alcohol consumption.
“Excessive alcohol use isn’t a laughing matter, and it isn’t something to be proud of,” she said.
Edging out Madison are, in ascending order, Green Bay, Oshkosh and, at the top spot, Appleton.
The national average for people who drink “unhealthy amounts of alcohol,” according to 24/7, is 18 percent. The range goes from 9.2 percent in Provo-Orem, Utah, to Appleton’s impressive 26.8 percent.
To find a non-Wisconsin drunk city in the top ten, you have to go to No. 5, Fargo, N.D., which is followed by — you guessed it — two more Wisconsin cities: La Crosse and Fond du Lac.
To come up with the list, 24/7 Wall St., a news and opinion content provider for news sites like Time, USAToday and MarketWatch, used self-reports of binge and heavy drinking from County Health Rankings & Roadmaps, a collaboration between the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation and the University of Wisconsin Population Health Institute.
The benchmarks were the CDC’s definitions for binge drinking — four or more drinks for women and five or more drinks for men — and heavy drinking — 15 or more drinks per week for men and eight or more for women.
O’Neill pointed out that in Madison local officials are working curb excessive drinking by controlling bar density, and other communities are enacting “social host” ordinances, which hold property owners liable for underage drinking.
“It is an issue that local communities can, and are, addressing,” she said.
1 Appleton
2 Oshkosh
3 Green Bay
4 Madison
5 Fargo, North Dakota
6 La Crosse
7 Fond du Lac
8 Ames, Iowa
9 Eau Claire
10 Mankato, Minnesota
11 Wausau
12 Sheboygan
13 Missoula, Montana
14 Grand Forks, North Dakota
15 Racine
16 Janesville
17 Milwaukee
18 Lincoln, Nebraska
19 Iowa City, Iowa
20 Corvallis, Oregon
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She's right.Goober McTuber wrote: “Excessive alcohol use isn’t a laughing matter, and it isn’t something to be proud of,” she said.
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What do all these cities have in common? Unlivable shitholes.Goober McTuber wrote: 1 Appleton
2 Oshkosh
3 Green Bay
4 Madison
5 Fargo, North Dakota
6 La Crosse
7 Fond du Lac
8 Ames, Iowa
9 Eau Claire
10 Mankato, Minnesota
11 Wausau
12 Sheboygan
13 Missoula, Montana
14 Grand Forks, North Dakota
15 Racine
16 Janesville
17 Milwaukee
18 Lincoln, Nebraska
19 Iowa City, Iowa
20 Corvallis, Oregon
Re: Wisconsin: Outdrinking your state since 1848
Go to the original article and check out the list of "driest" cities. Most of them are unlivable shitholes as well.Screw_Michigan wrote:What do all these cities have in common? Unlivable shitholes.Goober McTuber wrote: 1 Appleton
2 Oshkosh
3 Green Bay
4 Madison
5 Fargo, North Dakota
6 La Crosse
7 Fond du Lac
8 Ames, Iowa
9 Eau Claire
10 Mankato, Minnesota
11 Wausau
12 Sheboygan
13 Missoula, Montana
14 Grand Forks, North Dakota
15 Racine
16 Janesville
17 Milwaukee
18 Lincoln, Nebraska
19 Iowa City, Iowa
20 Corvallis, Oregon
Dominated by UT (no surprise there), TN, KY WV and AL. Maybe because the necks don't actually know what "binge" means.
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Spent a lot of time in Corvallis, have you?Screw_Michigan wrote:What do all these cities have in common? Unlivable shitholes.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
Re: Wisconsin: Outdrinking your state since 1848
I hear it's a real vacation destination.Dinsdale wrote:Spent a lot of time in Corvallis, have you?Screw_Michigan wrote:What do all these cities have in common? Unlivable shitholes.
Total Population: 55,298
OSU Corvallis Enrollment: 24,383 plus about 6,000 non-student Faculty/Staff
No wonder there's a large amount of binge drinking going on.
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I would question how many of those cities he's ever set foot in. You could probably count them on one of his girlfriend's balls.Dinsdale wrote:Spent a lot of time in Corvallis, have you?Screw_Michigan wrote:What do all these cities have in common? Unlivable shitholes.
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Re: Wisconsin: Outdrinking your state since 1848
So three then?
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You don't have to go to Flint to know it's a shithole, right? Same with Vallejo.Goober McTuber wrote: I would question how many of those cities he's ever set foot in.
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But not the same with Madison, Appleton, Eau Claire, etc. Cities that often make best place to live lists. Yeah, you're still a dumbfuck.Screw_Michigan wrote:You don't have to go to Flint to know it's a shithole, right? Same with Vallejo.Goober McTuber wrote: I would question how many of those cities he's ever set foot in.
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Actually, with the exception of the college town in Oregon, the one thing all of those places have in common is brutally cold winters. Small wonder they drink so much.
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me - person right about the "live"
btw - all the people in the bottom picture are drinking tons of brandy and beer. Buuuuurppppppp!
Madison is ALWAYS voted one of the best cities in America. Major University with over 40k students all living downtown, State Government, Downtown right on an isthmus between two crystal clear lakes, and when I was growning up 95 percent White. Sure, there are tons of libtards and Obama is tearing down housing projects in the Chicago ghetto and shipping wild animals to Madison with one way bus tickets....but even despite all that....Madison is still pretty cool place to live from April - November.
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I'd binge drink as well if Scott Brown was my governor.
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If you think Scott Brown is a governor, you likely are a binge drinker.
You're thinking of the dude that moves from state to state in the U&R running for Senator.
You're thinking of the dude that moves from state to state in the U&R running for Senator.
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smackaholic wrote:If you think Scott Brown is a governor, you likely are a binge drinker.
You're thinking of the dude that moves from state to state in the U&R running for Senator.

Scott Walker.
Both are rethuglican tards, though.
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