! It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries !

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:54 am

Okay, it's time for the FIRST Ever "Queen of T1B". Submit a picture of the Female that you think should be our Queen and then we will narrow down the the HOTTEST group of contestants and Vote on the winner. Hopefully this will be a HUGE success and we can hold elections every year!!!

Sarah Palin

Maria Sharapova

Trump Girl #1

An old GF from California

SUBMIT ENTRIES NOW!

And remember............

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Aug 03, 2016 12:24 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:

An old GF from California

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 3:07 pm

It's time to use the ignore option for the first time.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:46 pm

Queen of T1B:

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:33 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Queen of T1B:

Yeah, I was afraid this would happen. I said "FEMALES"

And now I am forced into this situation that I wanted to avoid. Everyone that has been on the boards since the beginning remembers Blondie, Sexy Lexie, Rebel Girl, Monen etc..etc..etc... Which leads me to my point that I didn't want to include Monen because she would win in a landslide. Sadly, I concede unless you can provide otherwise.

It doesn't have to be a poster from here, it can be any FEMALE!

SUBMIT ENTRIES OR BE A WINE DRINKING FAGGOT!

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:42 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:

An old GF from California

What's so funny?

Here is picture of us shooting just off the freeway in the SGV...moments before I gave her the BIG PICKLE!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:52 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:

Here is picture of us shooting just off the freeway in the SGV...moments before I gave her the BIG PICKLE!

Probably at gunpoint.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:03 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Probably at gunpoint.

Just post a picture and shut your whiskey piehole!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:04 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Probably at gunpoint.
Just post a picture and shut your whiskey piehole!

Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:05 pm

This is how you win over a girl on valentines day. Fragle Rock Fragle Pickle!

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:07 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Probably at gunpoint.
Just post a picture and shut your whiskey piehole!
Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?

Where is that? In Wisconsin???

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:12 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?
Where is that? In Wisconsin???

You claim to be from Madison. The Concourse Hotel dates back to the 1970's at least. Moron.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:13 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?

I mean...yes. Wherever it is...come and see me tonight! :)

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:22 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?

I mean...yes. Wherever it is...come and see me tonight! :)

So what hotel bar do you work at?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:28 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Probably at gunpoint.
Just post a picture and shut your whiskey piehole!
Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?

If the concierge service offers a complimentary glory hole, I'd say yes.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:29 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
So what hotel bar do you work at?

This one...this is my current girlfriend. Find her and you find me. :)

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:35 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
So what hotel bar do you work at?

This one...this is my current girlfriend. Find her and you find me. :)

If I was going to look for her, I'd probably start at pornhub.com.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:59 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:...moments before I gave her the BIG PICKLE!

Is that the name you use for your strap-on?
Did you help her put it on, or was she able to manage the velcro tabs herself?

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:18 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Queen of T1B:

Yeah, I was afraid this would happen. I said "FEMALES"

This is Pikkkle's true queen is:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Aug 03, 2016 11:04 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:

This one...this is my current girlfriend.

No, no, no it isn't.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:36 am

Pickle, your girlfriend is cute. Is she a bar server also? Does she have a trust fund?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:41 am

Pitchskkkel--the top photo isn't Sarah Pailin, you moron.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 5:15 am

trev wrote:Pickle, your girlfriend is cute. Is she a bar server also? Does she have a trust fund?

Thank you Trev for taking the time out of your busy schedule to actually be nice and ask a legitimate question.

My current girlfriend is from Russia and they have a different education system over there. For example, my current GF, as shown, has a masters degree in chemical engineering. That being said, the UW-Madison would NOT take any credits from her Russian schooling. In defense, I asked her about NACL and she didn't know what I was talking about.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:23 pm

A girl that cares about poor people is dating pikkle? Highly unlikely.

http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/b ... ers-6.html

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:43 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:46 pm

Pikkkle, we should totally go out on a double date some time!

Sin,

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:31 pm

Moving Sale wrote:A girl that cares about poor people is dating pikkle? Highly unlikely.

http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/b ... ers-6.html

+1 for MS.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:37 pm

Moving Sale wrote:A girl ~~that cares about poor people~~ is dating pikkle? Highly unlikely.

FTFY.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:10 pm

trev wrote:Pickle, your girlfriend is cute.

Oh, trev. Dearest trev. Your naivety is as maddening as it is alluring. What am I going to do with you?

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:23 pm

Carson wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:A girl that cares about poor people is dating pikkle? Highly unlikely.

http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/b ... ers-6.html
+1 for MS.

2nd.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:32 pm

Oh dear.

This thread just became an instant classic.

But I do think Stanley Te'o's "girlfriend" should be the Official Queen of T1B.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:50 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Oh, trev. Dearest trev. Your naivety is as maddening as it is alluring. What am I going to do with you?

Explains her voting record.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:03 pm

Surprised he didn't just use a photo of Wendy_Lou_Who.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:52 pm

I'm sure Pickle has a valid explanation.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 5:03 pm

trev wrote:I'm sure Pickle has a valid explanation.

A room temp IQ is as good as any.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 5:16 pm

trev wrote:I'm sure Pickle has a valid explanation.

When I said "girlfriend" I meant "she is a girl and she was my friend".

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 6:19 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
trev wrote:I'm sure Pickle has a valid explanation.

When I said "girlfriend" I meant "she is a girl and she was my friend".

The Big Pickle wrote:This one...this is my current girlfriend. Find her and you find me. :)

Sure you did....

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 6:34 pm

trev wrote:I'm sure Pickle has a valid explanation.

http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/b ... rs-21.html

PROOF - SHE LOVES ME! She Really Loves Me!!!!

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 7:01 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
PROOF

...that you are trolling as a chick on reality TV message boards? What a fucking queer.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 7:25 pm

R-Jack wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:
PROOF
...that you are trolling as a chick on reality TV message boards? What a fucking queer.

BWAHAHAHA!!!!