I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND
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I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND
Anything and everything anyone has said about this midget cocksucker is right. Screwy, I apologize. Everything you ever said about Brian Kelly and Notre Dame is correct. Fuck him. I hope he dies in a fucking grease fire and they mistakenly throw water on him.
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Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND
Is Harbaugh Catholic?
When you base your program on bigotry, you take your chances.
Fuck the Fighting Religious Sect.
When you base your program on bigotry, you take your chances.
Fuck the Fighting Religious Sect.
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Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND
Are you kidding?
Harbaugh is owned by Satan. Went down to the crossroads and sold his soul for a satellite camp.
Harbaugh is owned by Satan. Went down to the crossroads and sold his soul for a satellite camp.
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Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND
Everyone wakes up eventually.Killian wrote:Anything and everything anyone has said about this midget cocksucker is right. Screwy, I apologize. Everything you ever said about Brian Kelly and Notre Dame is correct. Fuck him. I hope he dies in a fucking grease fire and they mistakenly throw water on him.
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Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND
i thought Kelly saying that it wasn't "at all coaching" post-game is pretty bush-league. i didn't see the game but you can't just throw the players under the bus completely. that's weak...
Gary Barnett used to do that sometimes. I sorta liked Gary....but there's no need for that. my opinion of Kelly is much less today.
Gary Barnett used to do that sometimes. I sorta liked Gary....but there's no need for that. my opinion of Kelly is much less today.
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Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND
Kelly is Bobby Petrino with weaker recruiting skills.
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Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND
Well, at least they had the sense to fire that angry Little League dad they had for a d-coor.
Hands off Harbs...he's got as many national titles as Kelly.
Hands off Harbs...he's got as many national titles as Kelly.
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Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND
Yeah but his manslaughter skills are much higher.BSmack wrote:Kelly is Bobby Petrino with weaker recruiting skills.
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Lester Miles is now available.
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Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND
And lesser offensive play-calling skills. No comparison.BSmack wrote:Kelly is Bobby Petrino with weaker recruiting skills.
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The comparison comes from his willingness to leave his players. Remember when he refused to coach a BCS game with Cincinnati because he wanted to recruit for his new job rather than follow through on his old job? Total Petrino move.Goober McTuber wrote:And lesser offensive play-calling skills. No comparison.BSmack wrote:Kelly is Bobby Petrino with weaker recruiting skills.
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Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND
BSmack wrote:Remember when he refused to coach a BCS game with Cincinnati because he wanted to recruit for his new job rather than follow through on his old job?
Care to remind me the last time a coach who had accepted a job elsewhere after the regular season ended stuck around to coach the bowl? Or a coordinator?
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schmick wrote:Isnt that how one becomes a Domer, by beating off a father?
And that will RACK like a mofo!
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Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND
Kirby Smart, last year.Dinsdale wrote:BSmack wrote:Remember when he refused to coach a BCS game with Cincinnati because he wanted to recruit for his new job rather than follow through on his old job?
Care to remind me the last time a coach who had accepted a job elsewhere after the regular season ended stuck around to coach the bowl? Or a coordinator?
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Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND
Well, not by beating off your own father.schmick wrote:Isnt that how one becomes a Domer, by beating off a father?
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Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND
Unfortunately schmick is correct in his own morbid thinking, however Ive NEVEr liked Brian Kelley. I think I told Killian and many other friends and they all said...Oh no, you're wrong, he won at Grand Valley State, he won at Cincy......I said, I didn't care that he won at some small shit ass school like GVSU. He constantly throws his players under the bus, his treatment of players is crappy, he's totally underachieved, they can't ever have a good defense even though they have talent. He needs to go. Van Gorder was a dumpster fire but I'm not sure the new guy will be any better. Scheme wise they blow. only one sack in 4 games....really?
I say, fire him right now and get Les Miles in there, or call Chris Peterson and ask him how much he wants then increase it by a million.
I say, fire him right now and get Les Miles in there, or call Chris Peterson and ask him how much he wants then increase it by a million.
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Hopefully before this Friday.Laxplayer wrote: call Chris Peterson and ask him how much he wants then increase it by a million.
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Miles to Longhorn Land makes all the sense in the world.
He even eats grass like Bevo.
He even eats grass like Bevo.
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Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND
Most Longhorn fans want the Cougar High coach and they will list all the reasons he will want the job, including how he was a grad assistant there.
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