A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:12 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:

Could you please explain what would possess you to post this?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:39 pm

That doesn't explain what you (or he) means by "ankle bitter" and why are you so obsessed with my body?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:46 pm

Moving Sale wrote:why are you so obsessed with my body?

You like to lift and steam?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 1:33 am

http://jalopnik.com/old-chevettes-are-s ... ce=taboola

jalopnik is a great site. This article is reasonably funny, but when I read the first reader comment, I just had to share it with you cretins.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 2:06 pm

The story of Solomon.

https://youtu.be/_Zjjg7mmDN4

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 2:15 pm

Left Seater wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Drop all the deductions and then lower the tax rate and make everyone pay.
Especially poor people. Make sure they pay. Don't put an extra tax burden on people that actually use the government (system) like business and elites. Make EVERYONE pay. Yeah that's the ticket!
You want to exempt the first $10,000 in earnings for everyone? I could support that. Those that don't work clearly would pay nothing, but neither would most students, some seniors, etc, etc.

Make all child support and alimony taxable income for the recipient. Make it non-taxable for the 'donor'.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:33 pm

smackaholic wrote:http://jalopnik.com/old-chevettes-are-s ... ce=taboola

jalopnik is a great site. This article is reasonably funny, but when I read the first reader comment, I just had to share it with you cretins.

Blind pigs and acorns come to mind right about now. RACK.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 11:31 pm

Kelly blew book price is easily the funniest thing I have read on the interwebs in a long time.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:48 pm

There's a winter storm heading our way.

Looks like we're about to be fucked.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:25 pm

55-75 mph wind and 3" to 8" of snow?

Sounds like fun.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:37 pm

It's really taking shape.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:46 pm

Looks like you're in for a ~~jizzard~~ blizzard.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 5:02 am

Maybe you should pull out while you still can.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 5:24 am

What do the fat skanks have to do with this?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:20 pm

UPDATE:

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:49 pm

That's some heavy fucking snow.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:08 pm

I've started digging an ice cave.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:27 pm

It would be cool if you made some snow angels and posted a pic.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:31 pm

Got like 1/8" now... it's ON!!! Snowmageddon.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:21 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:https://i.sli.mg/vK8JgH.jpg

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prolly doing a St Vitus dance.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:00 pm

Fun read from the local street rag:

http://www.wweek.com/arts/comedy/2016/1 ... -warriors/

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 4:49 pm

Yeah, I know, we got a music forum, but this is too good to languish over there where 3 or 4 of you fukks might see it in a week.

Probably the best cover I have ever seen. They absolutely kill it. Chicago prolly watches this and says, "damn, wish we could play it that well".

They are from Ukraine.

Smackie, go ahead and consider this a tune town request. Infact, I would like to see you throw together a "cover so fukking good it's scary" set. That is, if you ever do get over your TT hiatus. Slacker. :)

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 5:47 pm

^^^ 1,000 times better than that unlistenable and unwatchable video Scrote just posted.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 5:56 pm

That was 1000X better sounding than most anything on the interwebs. I think I have listened to it 10 times, in stunned amazement everytime. The only thing that convinces me that it is not just them lipsyncing the original is the vocals are a little different and minor difference in guitar tone. Otherwise, it is absolutely spot on. The horn section is phenomenal. Fukk, it is all phenomenal.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:07 am

Sudden Sam wrote:

Whisky.

Tango.

Foxtrot?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:51 am

Another perfect Chicago cover by these commie fukkers....

And how's about that backup singer? YOWSZA!!!!!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 11:37 pm

I hope there was a belt in one of those boxes:

Warning: Graphic Skinny Jeans Content

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 6:54 am

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:28 pm

smackaholic wrote:Smackie, go ahead and consider this a tune town request. Infact, I would like to see you throw together a "cover so fukking good it's scary" set.

I'll play it and agree it's a good cover for a tribute band, but as I've said, I prefer a cover that the band makes its own. This one is played almost note for note like the original, and the attempt is obviously to try to make it sound as indistinguishable from the original as possible except for stretching the guitar solo out a bit. But the quality and musicianship is good, the band is tight, and it sounds good, but no points for originality, which I'm sure is fine with them since they made no effort to be original.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:28 am

https://weather.com/science/nature/vide ... into-ocean

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:30 am

Smackie Chan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Smackie, go ahead and consider this a tune town request. Infact, I would like to see you throw together a "cover so fukking good it's scary" set.
I'll play it and agree it's a good cover for a tribute band, but as I've said, I prefer a cover that the band makes its own. This one is played almost note for note like the original, and the attempt is obviously to try to make it sound as indistinguishable from the original as possible except for stretching the guitar solo out a bit. But the quality and musicianship is good, the band is tight, and it sounds good, but no points for originality, which I'm sure is fine with them since they made no effort to be original.

Yeah, it is absolutely unoriginal and I do appreciate bands that put their own stamp on covers as well. I just posted these dudes because they did such an amazing job at being unoriginal. Of course I suspect there are thousands of studio musicians that could do the same in their sleep.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 2:21 am

Braking Action? Poor!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 2:40 am

I'm sure that video was epic when it worked.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:43 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Black Ice action?

Black ice matters.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:43 pm

Pretty slow takeoff.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:21 pm

So if you wreck your black SUV on black ice, that's black on black crime right?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 12:57 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Black Ice action?
Black ice matters.

That shit a fuck u up!

I suppose you'll break out some stats showing that black ice comprises only, like, 12% of all ice but is responsible for over half of ice-related traffic deaths. You're such a transparent icist.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 8:36 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Black Ice action?
Black ice matters.

That shit a fuck u up!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:42 pm

This is literally the most Rochester thing you will ever see. They don't call Rochester Smugtown for nothing.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon Feb 06, 2017 2:02 pm

Does that sign mean a muslim ban?