Bowel Schedule

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 3:20 am

i like how you pick every SEC team except Auburn....and Butch Jones.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 3:39 pm

hard to know....OU gets fat running the ball on Big XII defenses but have struggled OOC against teams with a legit front 7.....here in the second half of Bob's tenure. also, Oklahoma may be the worst tackling team in the FBS. i am not overstating for effect....they are terrible. it is astounding the way OU can turn a 7 yard gain into 37 with a total whiff by a defender. as bad as Auburn is on O.....OU is on D.

the resistible force versus the movable object, we might say.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 5:01 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Jan. 2: Goodyear Cotton Bowl: Western Michigan vs. Wisconsin, 1 p.m.

Obviously whoever schedules bowl games has a sense of humor.

Sent from my Screw Michigan coin-op phone.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:07 pm

King Crimson wrote:Oklahoma may be the worst tackling team in the FBS.

Of please... OU's defense could tie both hands behind the backs of every player on D, and they'll still out-tackle Oregon by a wide margin.

Hell, despite perception, Oregon had one of the top offenses in FBS... you don't rack up 500 yards per game and go 4-8 without an extraordinarily bad defense.

Good thing We went and paid Brady Hoke a bunch of money to shore up the D.

Anyhoo -- the Sugar is a tough call. Will Dr. Jekyll Auburn or Mr. Hyde Auburn show up? My initial thought is OU smokes them easily, but things aren't always how they appear before the game. Been since the beginning of the season since OU has seen a nasty front 7 (which didn't go well). Been even longer since Auburn saw a QB who could throw the ball more than 5 yards (which didn't go well).

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:32 pm

I had to think long and hard ('sup my dick?) before opening a shutyomouth thread titled "Bowel Schedule".

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:34 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Yeah - the Sugar Bowl may well be the biggest fucking blowout of all the bowl games.

You must have missed the Peach Bowl matchup. Bammer by 50.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:38 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Yeah - the Sugar Bowl may well be the biggest fucking blowout of all the bowl games.
You must have missed the Peach Bowl matchup. Bammer by 50.

I'll take Bama all day, every day, and twice on Sunday. But speaking of Sundays -- that's when every player on UDub's front 7 will be playing in the coming years.

I can see Bama winning this one 5-0.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Dec 06, 2016 4:59 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I had to think long and hard ('sup my dick?) before opening a shutyomouth thread titled "Bowel Schedule".

Your dick and shutyomouth's bowels?

An image I don't even want to think about.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:22 am

The Transitive Theory of CFB is a great predictor.

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