What the Hell Is It with You Damn Yankees?!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I dunno, everything else seems pretty trivial after that whole raping kids and covering it up thingy.

[Goober McTuber]

Four people? Yeah, that's a freaking mob.

[Dinsdale]

Could we not ask the same questions of "You Damn Rebs"?

Because if you wanna go there, I got a few queued up.

[Carson]

Y'all just poison trees.

[Dinsdale]

You don't riot when you win. But you get dressed up in 150 year old battle uniforms and celebrate when you lose.

[Dinsdale]

Yeah, those crazy folks in Seattle, Green Bay, and New York sure go apeshit when they win championships.

You should have seen this place after the Timbers won the MLS last year -- we're still rebuilding.

[Cornhusker]

Did the state of Tennessee move north when I was takin' my nap?
http://www.cbssports.com/college-footba ... g-florida/

[Carson]

West Virginia students will burn couches if someone just wins a farting contest.

[Dinsdale]

But now, Seattle is the new MLS champs (like I care).

And the northernmost major city... didn't riot.

[BSmack]

At least Major League Soccer is now taking the US Open Cup seriously. You are welcome.

Sin