This may help my ratings

Capt. Sig · Post by **Capt. Sig** » Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:03 pm

Alaskan crab boat captain's estranged daughter accused him of sexual abuse as a toddler.

Of course it's bullshit but I need the publicity. Y'all tune in now. I never touched that girl.

Doug near DC · Post by **Doug near DC** » Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:44 pm

Sounds fishy to me.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Tue Apr 04, 2017 6:45 pm

It makes me crabby just thinking about it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 04, 2017 8:00 pm

I would totally watch a reality series called The Deadliest Snatch.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:22 am

Goober McTuber wrote:The Deadliest Snatch.

Blondiebabe resets are always fresh.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:34 am

Salmon chanted evening? On a scale of 1 to 10 I'll give it hake.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:37 am

Oh come on...now you're just trolling.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:40 am

Dace of wine and roses.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:44 am

Capt. Sig wrote:Of course it's bullshit

You're prolly gill-ty. I don't think your sweet little girl would file suit against you just for the halibut.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 4:06 am

Nice one, Jack the Kipper

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 5:21 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:The Deadliest Snatch.
Blondiebabe resets are always fresh.

I hear she gives head like a large mouth bass.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 5:22 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:Nice one, Jack the Kipper

You're floundering.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:19 am

You've got to be shitting me.

Ten years. Ten fucking years -- and it's a valid troll reset. Is that a record?

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:30 am

Mikey wrote: You're floundering.

No need to batter me.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:39 am

Don't let it get to you... Mikey is just carping on as usual.

T1B