In Chiraq for the CUBS/BREWERS game
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In Chiraq for the CUBS/BREWERS game
First time at Wigley
Thank God we are on the north side
All the nog shootings in the south side so we B safe 'n sheeit!
Got seats at the Cubs game April 19th
Watch for me on TV
I'm going to catch a foul ball
Wearing Brewers shirt and cheesehead hat
Hopefully sex after the game!
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12" chicago dog, Pork and Mindy & Bud Light
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Re: In Chiraq for the CUBS/BREWERS game
$9 tickets. I see you went all in.
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PL wrote:$9 tickets. I see you went all in.
You don't know how hard it is to get tickets to this game.
Anyhoo...it's cold and chilly out right now. The Bud Light is making my fingers cold. I need mittens for this game.
No rain please!
Re: In Chiraq for the CUBS/BREWERS game
what time do you expect to be jack hammering Molly's pussy?
Re: In Chiraq for the CUBS/BREWERS game
Yeah that's what I'm wondering . . .what time do you expect to be jack hammering Molly's pussy?
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PL wrote:what time do you expect to be jack hammering Molly's pussy?
:grin: :) :grin: :)
The guys at net are going to be sooo soo sooo jealous! :wink:
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Re: In Chiraq for the CUBS/BREWERS game
In a rain delay....
I'm soak and wet
I'm cold
And I'm............hiccup.....drunk alraedy!
I'm soak and wet
I'm cold
And I'm............hiccup.....drunk alraedy!
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It's 55 degrees there, you pussy.The Big Pickle wrote:PL wrote:$9 tickets. I see you went all in.
You don't know how hard it is to get tickets to this game.
Anyhoo...it's cold and chilly out right now. The Bud Light is making my fingers cold. I need mittens for this game.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:It's 55 degrees there, you pussy.The Big Pickle wrote:PL wrote:$9 tickets. I see you went all in.
You don't know how hard it is to get tickets to this game.
Anyhoo...it's cold and chilly out right now. The Bud Light is making my fingers cold. I need mittens for this game.
Cold rain and cold wind.
Brew Crew up 3-1
and can't find Molly but I'm still looking for her. Maybe I'll find her during the 7th inning stretch.
Wish me luck!!! :grin:
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So you're just another pathetic drug addict.The Big Pickle wrote:can't find Molly but I'm still looking
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: In Chiraq for the CUBS/BREWERS game
PL sighting -- everybody drink!
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Uhhhhhh.
Me n the kid left after the first. Too fucking cold. Pickle never called.
Me n the kid left after the first. Too fucking cold. Pickle never called.
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Kind of an anti-climatic ending. But the good news is nobody will be reproducing.
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Stanley = The Big Pussy.molly wrote:Pickle never called.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Maybe your son had his phone on silent.molly wrote:Pickle never called.
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In my defense....I went down to find her....but she was GONE after the 1st inning.
No wonder I couldn't find her. :x
Also....she sent me a PM but it was blank. Nothing it in. No digits...nothing. I think it was a transfer error that deleted the message part.
Not only did I let myself down, I let Molly down and the whole board down.
I'm sad. :cry:
And Goobs....I told you it was cold!!!!!
No wonder I couldn't find her. :x
Also....she sent me a PM but it was blank. Nothing it in. No digits...nothing. I think it was a transfer error that deleted the message part.
Not only did I let myself down, I let Molly down and the whole board down.
I'm sad. :cry:
And Goobs....I told you it was cold!!!!!
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You're The Big Pussy for not hooking up with Molly.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:You're The Big Pussy for not hooking up with Molly.
I'm know. :( :( :(
It would have been so EPIC because all the lies about me would have been exposed.
Yes, I am handsome!
Yes, I have a BIG PICKLE!
Yes, I'm not a troll.
Sadness times infinity. ------> ( :( ) X (infinity)
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Face facts, Stanley. You didn't hook up with Molly because it would have proven once and for all that you're an ugly little troll with a thimble-dick.The Big Pickle wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:You're The Big Pussy for not hooking up with Molly.
I'm know. :( :( :(
It would have been so EPIC because all the lies about me would have been exposed.
Yes, I am handsome!
Yes, I have a BIG PICKLE!
Yes, I'm not a troll.
Sadness times infinity. ------> ( :( ) X (infinity)
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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except for the fact that I bought tickets to the game, drove all the way down to chicago and was sitting ten rows away from Molly. Not my fault she left after the first inning. Not my fault I didn't have her digits.Goober McTuber wrote:
Face facts, Stanley. You didn't hook up with Molly because it would have proven once and for all that you're an ugly little troll with a thimble-dick.
I went above and beyond to give Molly ten inches of glory.....Not my fault!
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Re: In Chiraq for the CUBS/BREWERS game
This thread is worse than wearing a man purse to a Stones concert.
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It's a trainwreck for sure, but let's not get carried away with hyperbole, screwey.
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Nice Pic Molly. The happy grins were probably inversely proportional to the clinching of the sphincter on that thing. :grin:
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Rick, you didn't try hard enough. What's wrong with you? You cockblocked yourself. The fuck were you thinking? You have a pair of balls, use them. Scared of a chick and her kid. Come on, man.
What really happened?
What really happened?
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Bwhahaahahhahhahaaaha!!Screw_Michigan wrote:This thread is worse than wearing a man purse to a Stones concert.
Nice one.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:This thread is worse than wearing a man purse to a Stones concert.
I'm triggered, you bastard!