Let's talk about toilets...

[Mikey]

Toto - the only thing you need to know about toilets.

[Mikey]

I hate tuckers. Seems like at least half the hotels in the US (at least among the cheap ones I frequent) are furnished with them. Always feel like my dick is touching something that was recently touched by some other dick ~shudder~.

I'm always happy to get back home to my full size TOTO.

[Carson]

Lots of shit shelf toilets here in the NL.

Gotta pay at the door, too.

Job creation, I guess.

[Rooster]

Protip from a professional traveler: Outside the US you need to utilize a Dick Shield (TM), a device where you fold up a piece of toilet paper four times and let it hang over the front and inside of the bowl lest your junk come in contact with any number of foreign diseases bestowed from the genitals of depraved syphillis ridden Frenchmen or Arabic sodomites onto the porcelain. Also, tuck the end of your belt into your pocket unless you like urine coating it.

[smackaholic]

I gotta throw a redundancy flag on the term arab sodomite.

[smackaholic]

Does France still have the hole in the floor shitters that seemed to be the rule in shithole dive bars throughout the Riviera back in the 80s?

[atmdad]

Was in South Korea last week. The last night had a hotel room in Seoul with one of those multi-option taint washers, worth the price of admission :grin: :grin: :grin:

Best bathroom signs I saw were in China indicating that you should not assume the squat position on top of the seat.

[L45B]

[Screw_Michigan]

Gotta pay at the door, too.

No such thing as a free lunch.

Sincerely,
GOPtards

[trev]

Being a girl, it seems I gotta pee more often than the males I hang out with. I think this thread is reason #253 why I don't need to go to Europe. I would love a bidet but the others would be horrible. I bought a tall toilet for our master bath remodel and really don't like it. I don't wish to talk about the details, but things aren't coming quite the same and it's more difficult. Remedy is a squatty potty which seems to do the trick. I got in on Amazon, but I noticed Costco has them now if ya'll want one. :D

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...the males I hang out with.

[FiatLux]

I don't wish to talk about the details, but things aren't coming quite the same and it's more difficult. Remedy is a squatty potty which seems to do the trick. I got in on Amazon, but I noticed Costco has them now if ya'll want one. :D

[atmdad]

squatty potty which seems to do the trick

My only complaint is that I can rarely read past the top of fold headline in the sports section before i'm done.

[Rooster]

I'm tellin' ya, Spray, it's the Left and their politicization of everything. Last week it was kneeling during the National Anthem and today it is how toilets are a Republican conspiracy to destroy queers/blacks/illegals/women/poor people. It never ends and they can't be satisfied. :cry:

[Moving Sale]

Unlike the right, who can be easily satisfied, by being able to own people again.

[ML@Coyote]

Unlike the right, who can be easily satisfied, by being able to own people again.

Okay, now I'm curious...how does the right "own people?"

[BSmack]

How did a perfectly good thread about shitting turn into a shit thread?

[ML@Coyote]

How did a perfectly good thread about shitting turn into a shit thread?

Don't worry about it...the flies won't notice the difference.

[Screw_Michigan]

Christ, Screwy. You've just about made the transformation into MS Jr... That can't make you feel too good. What's wrong? Don't have enough quarters to do your laundry, or is the washing machine just out of business? You seem really, really angry. A lot more than normal!

Truth hurts