West Michigan = the SEC of breweries?

[Dinsdale]

I just worked on the coatings in treatment plants (which I'm quite glad I don't do anymore. Paid decent, but I'm getting too old for that shit). But new or upgraded plants seemed to use huge blowers for the aeration (which in a modern plant, is combined with digestion, rather than separate processes).

[smackaholic]

For all of your overt hating on shutyomouth, you seem to have a lot in common.

I know this is a smack board and all, but that was pretty fucking harsh.

No shit. Goobs is ancient, untalented and gay, while I'm still relatively young, talented & extremely heterosexual.

Talented?

Sure. I have heard your music. There is definitely some talent there.

extremely hetero?

Probably. Morbidly obese rednecks have a tough time finding work as gay dudes.

Relatively young?

Compared to goobs?

Well aren't we setting the standard high, here.

[Goober McTuber]

while I'm still relatively young

Totally negated by the fact that you are 5'8" and 430 lbs. I have a much greater upside. Not in a Lutheresque way.

[Goober McTuber]

while I'm still relatively young

Totally negated by the fact that you are 5'8" and 430 lbs. I have a much greater upside. Not in a Lutheresque way.

6'1" & 350 (exaggeration factor accounted for). You're old enough to be my great, great, great, great grandfather.

And way too intelligent to be even remotely related to you.

[Goober McTuber]

And way too intelligent to be even remotely related to you.

My chihuahua's shit is more intelligent than you.

And what does that say about your intelligence, dumbass?

[smackaholic]

And way too intelligent to be even remotely related to you.

My chihuahua's shit is more intelligent than you. At least it knows when to quit.

What exactly is it your chihuahua's shit quits?

Residence in his intestine?


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[Dinsdale]

Had one of these yesterday. Fucking excellent.

[Goober McTuber]

You own a Chihuahua? Isn't that just precious.

[Goober McTuber]

Whatever happened to that old truism about dogs resembling their owners? This should be your dog:

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Not overweight...just full of jizz.

Oh well...I suppose it's warmer than a FleshLight...

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

New Holland sucks out loud.

Actually...I can't really dispute that. They have like two good beers.

This is very true. And their Beer Barrel Bourbon is fucking awful.

A sneaky brewery is North Peak. Good selection and still are pretty small.

Two Hearted is my favorite beer, by far. Hopslam is incredibly overrated.

I've been to North Peak twice, and I was disappointed both times to be honest. I don't even think it's one of the four or five best breweries in Traverse City. Their beer isn't bad per se, just very boring. If you're going to stick to all the traditional flavors, I'm cool with that, but you'd better perfect them. Rare Bird, Right Brain, Workshop, Earthen Ales, Monkey Fist...all better imo. On the plus side, North Peak is in a great location right downtown and the food is really good.

[Shoalzie]

Michigan beer talk...good times.

[smackaholic]

Had one of these yesterday. Fucking excellent.

A bottle that purty better have something good in it.

[Goober McTuber]

I've seen dank beer aromas described as having a hint of cat pee. Not that particular dank beer though. And Dins might like hint of cat pee as it might conjure up memories of a past conquest.

[smackaholic]

Is "dank IPA" an actual category?

[BSmack]

Is "dank IPA" an actual category?

I'm sure it is to people who like to drink bong water.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...people who like to drink bong water.

[Dr_Phibes]

More-like frustrated Scotch drinkers. Their favourite adjectives are 'peaty' and 'mossy'.

[Goober McTuber]

More-like frustrated Scotch drinkers. Their favourite adjectives are 'peaty' and 'mossy'.

And "soapy smoke" and "burnt rubber".

[Mikey]

LOL. Some wine critics seem to like leather, road tar and forest floor.

[BSmack]

I tried Scotch with and without water. I fail to see the point.

[Goober McTuber]

I tried Scotch with and without water.

Try it with bong water. Might actually be drinkable.