OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread

[Dinsdale]

Let's just put this to rest, shall we?

If I missed someone from my hastily assembled list, feel free to write in your candidate of choice.

[Plato]

Derron.

He only finished 6th grade.

[Moving Sale]

Let's just put this to rest, shall we?

If I missed someone from my hastily assembled list, feel free to write in your candidate of choice.

You.

[Derron]

Derron.

He only finished 6th grade.

You and Moving Parrot are the dumbest mother fuckers on here. Read the fucking poll and vote you flea infested bag of chronic wasting disease infested should be shot piece of shit.

[Plato]

Feelings have been hurt. MS and Screwy worship me. :D

shutyomouth worships Cracker Barrel.

[Dinsdale]

Can the winner of this poll be voted off the island?

I merely started the thread, and have no such authority.

But as a (possibly) wise man once said -- "every board needs its tards."

And I have strong hunch that beyond themselves, no one is the slightest bit surprised at who the frontrunners are.

[Derron]

So when does the poll / voting close and a winner and runner up (should the winner be unable to fulfill his term as Board Bitch ) finally be named?? The suspense is killing me.

[smackaholic]

Was there ever any doubt?

I heard Vegas wouldn't even take bets on it. This was over before it started.

Screwey is still the KYOA homerun king, but MS will always be board bitch.

[Screw_Michigan]

The suspense is killing me.

We only wish

[Arch Angel]

Is anyone surprise with the two at the top?

Moving Fail has his moments that he actually does make me laugh when he "tries" to be funny. You know that midget who tries to get a cookie, using a step stool, chair, a toy, a dog bowl, with a step ladder in the pantry he neglects to get. He fails in each attempt and balls on the floor crying like a bitch he portrays on a constant basis.

[Derron]

The suspense is killing me.

We only wish

Oh, such cutting smack. I am so, so,so hurt. Fuck off runner up.

[Screw_Michigan]

No real surprise, though I'm kind of surprised that Screwy has kept it this close. It comes natural to MS. Screwy (bless his heart, Marty) has kind of been doing some strong overtime work here over the last month. You can tell that he genuinely craves this award!

Too many candidates skews the results. Gotta keep it to three or four people.

[smackaholic]

Rack Wags for taking the bronze despite his rather lackluster campaign.

[smackaholic]

Then take the top 3 and have a run off.


The winner should be put on mute for at least 6 months. They can read and access all the forums but when they hit submit, nothing goes through and the rest of us are spared from their drivel.

How many times must it be said?

A board NEEDS its tards.

[smackaholic]

Derron.

He only finished 6th grade.

You and Moving Parrot are the dumbest mother fuckers on here. Read the fucking poll and vote you flea infested bag of chronic wasting disease infested should be shot piece of shit.

When you're gonna go overboard with adjectives, mix in a comma or three.

[Plato]

Life frustrates Derron. He is a dummy.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Too many candidates skews the results. Gotta keep it to three or four people.

From the ice-age to the dole-age
There is but one concern
I have just discovered :
Some tards are dumber than others
Some tards are dumber than others
Some tards' mothers are dumber than
Other tards' mothers

[Derron]

Recognizing that Moving Parrot the Board Bitch is completely out of his fucking mind, and claiming he hand my ass to me, I thought he could have a look at this thread and get his input on how being the board Bitch is going a good month into it now.

Bump this one for the midget too.

[Softball Bat]

Bump it for showing how unhinged you are.





Derron is more unhinged than a tater cellar door in a cat 5 hurricane!

- Dennis Miller

[Goober McTuber]

Bump it for showing how unhinged you are.

Flat Earth.

Fat Girth.

[Goober McTuber]

Fat Girth.

Why are you so obsessed with my body?

Similar to watching an enormous train wreck.

[Derron]

Bump it for showing how unhinged you are.





Derron is more unhinged than a tater cellar door in a cat 5 hurricane!

- Dennis Miller

Keep posting nonsensical shit like that and your name is easily thrown in the ring for 2018 Board Bitch. Just kick your post count up a bit and you could give the short one a run for the title.

[Goober McTuber]

Until I drop turds in your throat. But wait - that would only make you happier. My bad.

You are obsessed. And delusional. And not in a good way.

[Goober McTuber]

Until I drop turds in your throat. But wait - that would only make you happier. My bad.

You are obsessed. And delusional. And not in a good way.

Maybe - but you'd still drink liquor with me, and you fucking know it.

Oh hell, I'd buy the first TWO rounds.

[Arch Angel]

This is what I see when I read Goober and Papa Willie tit for tat.

Naturally Papa Willie is Foghorn Leghorn considering his size and Goober with his propensity of not backing down from a fight.

[Arch Angel]

Hey Moving Fail, which one is you? Nice moves brah.

[Goober McTuber]

This is what I see when I read Goober and Papa Willie tit for tat.

Naturally Papa Willie is Foghorn Leghorn considering his size and Goober with his propensity of not backing down from a fight.

I see something more like this (Willie on the right):

[Goober McTuber]

Definitely not you on the left, fatso.

[Derron]

Bump it for showing how unhinged you are.





Derron is more unhinged than a tater cellar door in a cat 5 hurricane!

- Dennis Miller

Props to you for using the word "unhinged" twice in one take. Maybe if you can throw in a few "super cute", "literally", "actually" and "like" you can be the millennial speak you desire to be.

[Softball Bat]

Maybe if you can throw in a few "super cute", "literally", "actually" and "like" you can be the millennial speak you desire to be.

Any of the grammar wizards here want to take a crack at this beauty?


:?







#meth

[Goober McTuber]

Definitely not you on the left, fatso.

The end result matches perfectly, faggo. :)

The end result is typically you getting your fat ass handed to you.