Poster of the Year
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I never make a list.
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Must make grocery shopping a real crapshoot.eno1c wrote:I never make a list.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Moving Sale wrote:What kind of brain dead retard needs a list to go shopping?
Not everyone subsists on potato chips and boxed wine like you, teensy-weensy.
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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So you need things, but you don't know what they are? Sounds like you are retarded, but then I already knew that.
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The kind that likes to get his shopping done in a single trip.
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He knows what they are dumbfukk. That is why he writes them down on the list.Moving Sale wrote:So you need things, but you don't know what they are? Sounds like you are retarded, but then I already knew that.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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His short term memory must be shot.smackaholic wrote:He knows what they are dumbfukk. That is why he writes them down on the list.Moving Sale wrote:So you need things, but you don't know what they are? Sounds like you are retarded, but then I already knew that.
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Ya gotta hand it to MS.
He's lapped the field multiple times in the Board Bitch 500 and he's still pouring on the steam, setting record lap times, right to the end.
Have you ever went to the supermarket for more than beer and doritos? Some of us do. In fact, would you believe that sometimes normal folks will get too many items to go through the express line where we all conveniently forget how to count past 12.
I'll bet you go with a normal sized person and ride in the cart seat, don't you? Maybe if you're lucky, get one of those shopping carts with the built in little tykes car.
He's lapped the field multiple times in the Board Bitch 500 and he's still pouring on the steam, setting record lap times, right to the end.
Have you ever went to the supermarket for more than beer and doritos? Some of us do. In fact, would you believe that sometimes normal folks will get too many items to go through the express line where we all conveniently forget how to count past 12.
I'll bet you go with a normal sized person and ride in the cart seat, don't you? Maybe if you're lucky, get one of those shopping carts with the built in little tykes car.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Actually, what sort of brain dead restart still does their own shopping?Moving Sale wrote:What kind of brain dead retard needs a list to go shopping?
Yearly fee of $99 and that shit shows up at the house. Would seem to be right up your alley, hell it puts half of the store back in play.
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LS has provided insight into why Fail is such a bitter little elf -- he's always hungover, since he doesn't have access to top-shelf liquor.
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I've long said that the baseline intelligence of a human being should be whether or not they compile a grocery list.
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What kind of brain dead "restart" still even orders their own food. There are people for that.Left Seater wrote:Actually, what sort of brain dead restart still does their own shopping?Moving Sale wrote:What kind of brain dead retard needs a list to go shopping?
Yearly fee of $99 and that shit shows up at the house. Would seem to be right up your alley, hell it puts half of the store back in play.
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Left Seater wrote:Actually, what sort of brain dead restart still does their own shopping?Moving Sale wrote:What kind of brain dead retard needs a list to go shopping?
Yearly fee of $99 and that shit shows up at the house. Would seem to be right up your alley, hell it puts half of the store back in play.
I'll just assume you:
1. Don't consume much fresh produce at home
2. Don't cook
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Left Seater wrote:Actually, what sort of brain dead restart still does their own shopping?Moving Sale wrote:What kind of brain dead retard needs a list to go shopping?
Yearly fee of $99 and that shit shows up at the house. Would seem to be right up your alley, hell it puts half of the store back in play.
I'll just assume you:
1. Don't consume much fresh produce at home
2. Don't cook
Wrong and partially wrong. The service shipt handles that quite well. If they have a question about the quality of the fresh produce then they snap a quick picture and text us. In the two years we have done this we have had one or two episodes where the produce wasn’t to our liking. We brought it up to the company and were quickly refunded.
As for cooking I do my fare share of it. The thing is with our schedules we eat out far more than we eat in. Weekends are the time we are more likely to cook and eat at home.
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Most excellent list.
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That's cuz you saw me naked. XO <3 <3 <3Papa Willie wrote:Molly gets my POTY vote.
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