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Madison named one of Nat Geo Traveler's best small cities

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MADISON, Wis. - Madcity was recognized in National Geographic Traveler as an environmentally friendly authentic small city, according to a news release.

The magazine included Madison in a list Tuesday of 29 "Cities on the Rise" from its February/March 2019 issue.

George Stone, National Geographic Traveler editor-in-chief, said the cities chosen for the list were drawn from statistics and social media mentions.

"Happy places for locals are also rewarding places for travelers," Stone said in the news release. "Our index of small cities on the rise is based on unconventional metrics that we think produce happiness: green spaces, coffee shops, breweries, music venues, Instagrammable moments and puppies!”

Madison was named "greenest," citing the capital city's many parks, trails and bike-friendly culture. The brief on Madcity referenced the University of Wisconsin Arboretum and Madison BCycle.

Traveler’s 29 best small cities in the U.S. are categorized by 10 key superlatives that influence both residents and visitors alike, the release said. The 10 categories the index factored in are:
•Most Hipster Friendly (coffee shops, tattoo parlors, record shops, vintage stores)
•Musically Grooviest (music venues, live music, instrument stores)
•Most Instagrammed (hashtags)
•Most Artsy (art galleries, art supply stores, art schools)
•Best Groomed (barber shops, hair salons, hair removal services, cosmetic dentists)
•Meatiest (butchers, delis, steakhouses)
•Most Dog Friendly (pet sitting, pet stores, pet groomers, dog friendly restaurants)
•Sudsiest (breweries)
•Most Caffeinated (coffee shops)
•Greenest (parks)

Also named on the list are Albuquerque, New Mexico (sudsiest), Anchorage, Alaska (trending-most caffeinated), Ann Arbor, Michigan (greenest), Annapolis, Maryland (trending-dog friendly), Asheville, North Carolina (most artsy, sudsiest), Baton Rouge, Louisiana (best groomed), Boulder, Colorado (hipster friendly, musically grooviest, most caffeinated, sudsiest), Charleston, South Carolina (most Instagrammed, most artsy), Columbia, South Carolina (best groomed, meatiest), Greenville, South Carolina (meatiest), Hagerstown, Maryland (best groomed), Healdsburg, California (trending-greenest), Hickory, North Carolina (hipster friendly), Honolulu (musically grooviest, most Instagrammed, most artsy), Kansas City, Missouri (trending-most artsy), Lakeland, Florida (most dog friendly), Louisville, Kentucky (trending-meatiest), New Orleans (trending-hipster friendly), Newport, Rhode Island (trending-best groomed), Olympia, Washington (most caffeinated, greenest), Omaha, Nebraska (trending-musically grooviest), Pensacola, Florida (most dog friendly), Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (trending-sudsiest), Portland, Maine (most Instagrammed), Rapid City, South Dakota (trending-most Instagrammed), Reno, Nevada (meatiest, most dog friendly), Santa Cruz, California (musically grooviest) and Spokane, Washington (hipster friendly, most caffeinated).
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And they also like Reno, Pitt and Baton Rouge. :meds:
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No shit. Any list that has criteria that ranks Reno as anything other than a complete shithole has some serious flaws in the methodology.
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Mikey wrote:Nobody cares.
About Reno? Agreed.
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Papa Willie wrote:I'm just curious. What in the fuck is pleasant about 36, partly sunny & 15 mph winds?
It tends to keep fat retarded hillbillies away.
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Tomorrow's forcast for Bacon GA.
High of 35•
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I like Madison. I go there a few times a year.
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Madison runs 3rd in its own state.

1. Superior
2. Toma
3. Madison, a great place if you enjoy sidewalks around the University covered in puke. This time of year it all freezes though and kinda looks like snow cone pizza, so it has that going for it.....

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Do you fuck buttsy when you are in Madison GA, ya big red dummy?
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Joe in PB wrote:Madison runs 3rd in its own state.

1. Superior
2. Toma
3. Madison, a great place if you enjoy sidewalks around the University covered in puke. This time of year it all freezes though and kinda looks like snow cone pizza, so it has that going for it.....
In case no one has ever pointed this out to you, you are a fucking moron.
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Dude, you live in a shithole.
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Racist.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Joe in PB wrote:Madison runs 3rd in its own state.

1. Superior
2. Toma
3. Madison, a great place if you enjoy sidewalks around the University covered in puke. This time of year it all freezes though and kinda looks like snow cone pizza, so it has that going for it.....
In case no one has ever pointed this out to you, you are a fucking moron.
I'm not the one spouting off that Madison is a great place to take a dump, then a nap old alzheimer.

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Joe in PB wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Joe in PB wrote:Madison runs 3rd in its own state.

1. Superior
2. Toma
3. Madison, a great place if you enjoy sidewalks around the University covered in puke. This time of year it all freezes though and kinda looks like snow cone pizza, so it has that going for it.....
In case no one has ever pointed this out to you, you are a fucking moron.
I'm not the spouting off that Madison is a great place to take a dump, then a nap old timer.

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First of all, it does not appear that English is your primary language. Secondly, if you're going to run your weak smack about Madison being third behind two other Wisconsin cities, you ought to at least spell them correctly. Moron.
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Madtown is a cool little place, especially during fall Saturdays.
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I just love posting the articles about Madison being a great place to live for this reason or that. It always agitates the tards. :lol:
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:I'm just curious. What in the fuck is pleasant about 36, partly sunny & 15 mph winds?
It tends to keep fat retarded hillbillies away.
You see 0 people coming from the South to live where you are.
Isn't that what I said, tubby?
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Goober McTuber wrote:I just love posting the articles about Madison being a great place to live for this reason or that. It always agitates the tards. :lol:
That's why you started this thread? Insecure is an understatement...
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Bucmonkey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I just love posting the articles about Madison being a great place to live for this reason or that. It always agitates the tards. :lol:
That's why you started this thread? Insecure is an understatement...
You are a humorless retard. Kill yourself now.
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Bucmonkey wrote:No one cares valentine...
If you kill yourself? Agreed.

Speaking of valentines, my spreadsheet's all fucked up. Are you the gimp that hooked up with LK Pick or some other slunt from these boards? I thought it was one of our retarded Fuckinqueers fans.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Bucmonkey wrote:Are you the gimp that hooked up with LK Pick or some other slunt from these boards? I thought it was one of our retarded Fuckinqueers fans.

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Bucmonkey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I just love posting the articles about Madison being a great place to live for this reason or that. It always agitates the tards. :lol:
That's why you started this thread? Insecure is an understatement...
The stupidity and desperation of the thread is surpassed only by his asinine excuse for the thread.

Goober MsTuber is a classic bitch.
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Looking back through the last couple of pages of the archives (earliest dates), Goobs used to lay fools out.

I guess we've all mellowed with age.

BTW -- those last couple of pages have some hilarious shit. Mike Backer used to rule this place with his occasional posts.
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Slapdick wrote:
Bucmonkey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I just love posting the articles about Madison being a great place to live for this reason or that. It always agitates the tards. :lol:
That's why you started this thread? Insecure is an understatement...
The stupidity and desperation of the thread is surpassed only by his asinine excuse for the thread.
If you've spent any time at all on these boards, you know that I always post these "Madison is great because...." stories. With similar results from the usual suspects. Go fuck yourself newby.
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Dinsdale wrote:Looking back through the last couple of pages of the archives (earliest dates), Goobs used to lay fools out.

I guess we've all mellowed with age.
I got sick of all the tear-stained IMs. You know who you are...(cough, cough, Tarkus)
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Looking back through the last couple of pages of the archives (earliest dates), Goobs used to lay fools out.

I guess we've all mellowed with age.
I got sick of all the tear-stained IMs. You know who you are...(cough, cough, Tarkus)
Sorry, but I think you're "old aging" here.
Sorry, but I think you have shit for brains.
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