Hey Goobs

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 5:36 am

Carson wrote:What about a Slow Finn Jizz?

The judges are pretty lax, so why not?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:58 pm

Carson wrote:What about a Slow Finn Jizz?

When used in combination with regular raking, will render most any forest virtually fire proof.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:13 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Carson wrote:What about a Slow Finn Jizz?
The judges are pretty lax, so why not?

We got judges?

Coulda fooled me.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:19 pm

smackaholic wrote:We got judges?

Borrowed 'em from the 9th Circuit.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 2:04 am

Kierland wrote:Nobody would make it if nobody drank it.
Nobody would drink it if it didn’t have alcohol because nobody would take the time to acquire the taste for it.
It tastes like burnt rubber and is harsh according to those in this thread that say they like it.
It, like most alcohol, tastes like crap. Just like most medicine tastes like crap. We cover its taste and lie to ourselves about how good it is because we like the buzz. There is no harm in that. But lying about its “smokey notes” to try and convince sane people that it tastes good is ludicrous.

You either have extremely poor reading comprehension skills, or you are a complete fucking moron. Or quite possibly both. My comments about tastes of burnt rubber and burning hospitals was in reference to Scotch, which I have indicated more than once I don't really care for. I love good bourbon and rye. I have probably north of $2,000 worth of the stuff in my downstairs bar right now. I typically consume 6 or 8 fluid ounces of the stuff in a week. But you go right ahead and explain how much I hate the taste and how I just drink it to get drunk, you tiny pinhead. Please post a picture of your little person bar stocked entirely with airplane liquor bottles.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:54 pm

If you spent more time understanding about the swill you drink and less time obsessing over my body you would know that Scotch is whiskey and if you spent more time learning to read you would know I never said you drink to get drunk. What I did say is that the whiskey you drink is gross. To date nobody has shown any evidence that I am wrong.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 4:16 pm

Kierland wrote:Scotch is whiskey

You might want to re-check that.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 4:30 pm

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 5:37 pm

Kierland wrote:Why?

Because you said something dumb... again.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 5:43 pm

Do tell.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 5:47 pm

Just like the Ocasio-Cortez thread, it's always amusing when you say/do something stupid (which for you counts as "normal"), then you consistently opt to double-down on it.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 5:51 pm

Blah blah blah.
Of course you will never back up your claims.
Just more BS from the master.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 5:56 pm

I didn't make the original claim, Esquealer.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 6:12 pm

Whiskey is alcohol made from fermented grain mash.
Scotch is made from grain mash.
Therefore Scotch is a whiskey which is why it’s called scotch whiskey.

Oh and sand doesn’t soften soil and fog is not caused by 100% humidity.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 6:17 pm

Kierland wrote:it’s called scotch whiskey.

No, it's not.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 7:21 pm

You are an idiot.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 7:37 pm

Question for the board -- if one continues being a fucking moron, and insisting that one is right, when just about everyone else knows they're wrong, is this "tripling-down," or is it "doubling-down" squared, resulting in "quadrupling-down"?

The math is fuzzy -- like Queerland's knowledge of... everything.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 7:46 pm

I was told there'd be no math.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 7:48 pm

Someone told Diminutive Dumbass there would be no brains.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 7:51 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Question for the board -- if one continues being a fucking moron, and insisting that one is right, when just about everyone else knows they're wrong, is this "tripling-down," or is it "doubling-down" squared, resulting in "quadrupling-down"?

The math is fuzzy -- like Queerland's knowledge of... everything.

Nice white flag. I expected you to at least trot out the whisky card, but you are a bigger pussy than even I imagined.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 7:52 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Someone told Diminutive Dumbass there would be no brains.

Obsession O B S E S S I O N Obsession

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 10:35 pm

Oh the conundrum...

To let this pile on stretch out for 5 pages, or to educate the Diminutive One that God's necter is indeed not "whiskey."

Any chance you'll pitch the keys to " Kierland" too and just die? Asking for a friend.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 10:37 pm

Kierland wrote: Nice white flag. I expected you to at least trot out the whisky card, but you are a bigger pussy than even I imagined.

Anything else Tardman?

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 10:51 pm

Other than where Dinsdale thumped your midget ass in successive posts? No, I think we're done here.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 10:56 pm

So to recap: you have nothing. Gotcha.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:05 pm

Oh, no, Weeland, I've got plenty. I'm not the one that got exposed tripling down on scotch "whiskey."

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:08 pm

Kierland wrote:What I did say is that the whiskey you drink is gross. To date nobody has shown any evidence that I am wrong.

So you're looking for someone to provide evidence to prove an opinion? Now I see why you're stuck being a public defender. There is no one dumb enough to pay you money to willingly represent them.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:24 pm

Truman wrote:Oh, no, Weeland, I've got plenty. I'm not the one that got exposed tripling down on scotch "whiskey."

So you are going with grammar nazi. Weak.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:26 pm

Killian wrote:
Kierland wrote:What I did say is that the whiskey you drink is gross. To date nobody has shown any evidence that I am wrong.
So you're looking for someone to provide evidence to prove an opinion? Now I see why you're stuck being a public defender. There is no one dumb enough to pay you money to willingly represent them.

People “prove” their opinion everyday in court you stupid fuck, but I clearly said it was intrinsically gross. Learn to read.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:13 am

Kierland wrote:People “prove” their opinion everyday in court

No, they don't.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:18 am

I have interviewed many a juror and plenty of them based their verdict, sometimes partially sometimes wholly, on the opinion of experts and lay people alike.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:19 am

Kierland wrote:I have interviewed many a juror and plenty of them based their verdict, sometimes partially sometimes wholly, on the opinion of experts.

And you believe that is proof of an opinion?

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:22 am

Beyond a reasonable doubt. Of course it’s not absolute, hence the quote marks.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:32 am

Kierland wrote:So to recap: you RULE!!!!. Gotcha.

That's what you said...unless you're going to go all "grammar nazi."

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:37 am

Nice white flag.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:39 am

Kierland wrote:I'm a fag.

C'mon, don't be a grammar nazi.

Changing a few letters around and having it mean the same thing is your rule, not mine.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:40 am

We have two issues here. First, there are different types of opinions. A ballistics expert testifying that, in his opinion based on analysis of evidence, a particular gun fired a particular bullet, is different than someone saying that in his opinion, whiskey (or whisky) is gross. One of those opinions is based on evidence, the other is purely subjective and cannot be proven.

The other issue is with the word proof. The word means something different in law than it does in, say, math. There is no reasonable or any other sort of doubt when it comes to math proofs - something can either be proven to be true or it can't. In law, proving one's case simply means convincing a judge or jury that something did or didn't occur. The fact that there have been numerous false convictions (defendant didn't do it) and false acquittals (defendant did do it) "proves" that winning a case doesn't prove anything in many cases.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:48 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Kierland wrote:I'm a fag.
C'mon, don't be a grammar nazi.

Changing a few letters around and having it mean the same thing is your rule, not mine.

All Scotch is Whiskey even if you call it Scotch Whisky. My grammar nazi comment was eluding to him trying to be a grammar nazi, not that he succeeded.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:50 am

Chan,
I based my analysis on evidence. I even pointed that out to you.
I know it’s not mathematically gross, but it is pretty close to it.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:52 am

Kierland wrote:eluding

:doh:

Success in this discussion is eluding you.