Goober McFailure
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Goober McFailure
Are you going to run away like a little bitch like you do every year or are you ready to go toe-to-toe with this doe?
I know you spend the whole year getting your shit packed by Papa Willie, so I will understand if you tuck your tail between your legs, post one of these and head for the hills.
Better yet, stay down old man, or Blitzen will dong slap you into Groundhog's Day.
I know you spend the whole year getting your shit packed by Papa Willie, so I will understand if you tuck your tail between your legs, post one of these and head for the hills.
Better yet, stay down old man, or Blitzen will dong slap you into Groundhog's Day.
Re: Goober McFailure
Derron is smarter than you, even after a massive bong rip.
Re: Goober McFailure
This is how it is in here for McTuber every holiday season.
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Re: Goober McFailure
I was here throughout the Christmas season last year, and will be again this year. No one has ever run away from your tedious collection of retards. You post "smack" that even jtr would be embarrassed to own, and then crow about how awesome you are.
You clowns aren't fit to carry any of their jockstraps. Though you gladly would. With your mouths.Original Reindeer-
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Dasher = PrimeX
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Rudolph = itsanalias
Plato = Dinsdale
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Donder = Bacefelice
Dancer = Vic and Jimmy Meds
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Goober McFailure
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Tú eres homosexual
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Re: Goober McFailure
Rack not ppanther.
I wonder how it feels for Goober McTuber to have his slow white ass run around by the JV Team every year.
Too funny. Too slow.
I wonder how it feels for Goober McTuber to have his slow white ass run around by the JV Team every year.
Too funny. Too slow.
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His ass has wrinkles. Not fit or attractive.
smackaholic wrote:I would touch someone's dick, hell, I'd fukking blow him
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Re: Goober McFailure
It's quite boring. You bring so little to the table, aside from empty boasts.Plato wrote:I wonder how it feels for Goober McTuber to have his slow white ass run around by the JV Team every year.
And you would know this...how?Slap wrote:His ass has wrinkles. Not fit or attractive.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Goober McFailure
Papa Willie wrote:.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Goober McFailure
Everyone saw Goober McTuber's flabby old white body. Looking like one of the Golden Girls.
His ass is wrinkled and it sags down.
His ass is wrinkled and it sags down.
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Re: Goober McFailure
And where have you seen my ass, Playdoh? That's right, in your dreams.Plato wrote:Everyone saw Goober McTuber's flabby old white body. Looking like one of the Golden Girls.
His ass is wrinkled and it sags down.
I am in fantastic shape for my age, BTW.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Goober McFailure
Come this Goober see
Pa rum pum pum pum
His face receives our pee
Pa rum pum pum pum
Old ass is pasty white
Pa rum pum pum pum
Brown hole no longer tight
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
We dishonor him
Pa rum pum pum pum
When we cum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum pa rum
Slow old Goober
Pa rum pum pum pum
He’s turned into blubber
Pa rum pum pum pum
That wrinkled ass sags down
Pa rum pum pum pum
The ladies gawk and frown
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
Shall we pray for you?
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Tuber nodded
Pa rum pum pum pum
The deer marauded
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum pum
His face receives our pee
Pa rum pum pum pum
Old ass is pasty white
Pa rum pum pum pum
Brown hole no longer tight
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
We dishonor him
Pa rum pum pum pum
When we cum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum pa rum
Slow old Goober
Pa rum pum pum pum
He’s turned into blubber
Pa rum pum pum pum
That wrinkled ass sags down
Pa rum pum pum pum
The ladies gawk and frown
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
Shall we pray for you?
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Tuber nodded
Pa rum pum pum pum
The deer marauded
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
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Re: Goober McFailure
Really impressive stuff, rodent.Playdoh wrote:Goober is gay, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber's old ass is out of shape.Plato wrote:That wrinkled ass sags down
Re: Goober McFailure
Pa rum pum pum pumSlap wrote:Goober McTuber's old ass is out of shape.
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Re: Goober McFailure
And again, you know this how?Slapdick wrote:Goober McTuber's old ass is out of shape.Plato wrote:That wrinkled ass sags down
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Goober McFailure
Everyone saw your flabby old body because you posted it for other men on a message board to view. Remember? Are you senile? Get in shape for the new year.
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Re: Goober McFailure
You couldn't see my ass in the photo, Slapdick, only in your fantasies.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim