You are the dumbest but funniest thing going. Please post more of this for our comedic pleasure. Flight attendants are laughing at you now. And in general they aren’t always the smartest of folks.
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2019 2:11 pm
Allegedly..
You are elevated higher at the equator than at any other point on earth.
Nope. Not even close. That would be sea level. Everest is 29,000 feet higher than your spot on the equator.
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2019 2:11 pm
So now place yourself in a boat near Honolulu (approx. 20 N. Lat.) and imagine you are heading to a destination at 20 S. Lat.
You would travel UP on water to a place (the equator) that is at an elevation 1.5 miles
higher than where you started from.
At that point (the equator) you would then begin traveling DOWN on water to a place (20. S. Lat) that is at an elevation 1.5 miles
lower than the equator you just passed.
Your stupidity is astronomical. No you would not travel up or down. For those people on the boat their movement would be forward. Not up into the air or down into the water.
Now for a person standing on the moon (let’s call him Bob) the boat movement may appear differently. If Bob was looking at earth such that he was standing upright and a line drawn from his belly button to his nose was parallel to the earth’s equator then Bob might observe the boat moving up then down or down then up with the motion changing as the boat crossed the equator. However Bob might also just observe the boat move only to his left, or only to his right. But if the line from Bob’s belly button to his nose is perpendicular to the equator and the Boat was at the point as close to Bob as possible on the globe, then Bob would observe the boat only moving down or only moving up.
But bottom line Bob would also laugh at you.
Again you can test this yourself. Tie a toy boat to a string. Hold one end of the string in your hand and twirl the string/ boat so that the boat is moving as fast as you can get it. Now as the boat is still spinning move your arm that is spinning the boat directly out in front of you. Observe the boat. It appears to be going up then down repeatedly. Now while still spinning the boat move your arm so that your arm is directly over your head. Observe the boat. It no longer appears to be going up or down. Now it appears to be moving left or right and closer or further away. Wow amazing. Crazy.
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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2019 2:11 pm
Globetards insist water behaves as we all know it
doesn't, because they tap their heels together three times and yelp, "GRAVITY!!"
Ok so if gravity has no effect on water then replicate 1 oz of water floating in mid air and not moving towards your feet if you are standing.