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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:15 pm
by Goober McTuber
Ken’s kind of a momma’s boy, I think he’d fit in better with Paula Deen.
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:21 pm
by Roofer
Invictus wrote:Rachel is cute but Giada is so much better looking. I'd want to get "Behind Her Big Bash."
Thank you.
I'd go with Dukes of Hazzard so I could drive the General Lee and lay the bamboo chute to Daisy. Oh come on now, they're necks....you know Bo and Luke were tappin that.
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:23 pm
by Bizzarofelice
Ironsides.
BTW this is Shrubber
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:56 pm
by Uncle Fester
No votes for the Partridge Family?
Think of it...
* Lip syncing in those red velour suits while the chicks go wild
* Riding around in the multi-colored school bus
* Being a wise-ass to Reuben Kincaid
Okay, so scratch that one.
How about I Dream of Jeanie?
* Being an astronaut
* Having Barbara Eden call you "Master"
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:18 pm
by Ken
Goober McTuber wrote:Rachel Ray? Good God, she’s one of the most annoying bitches on TV. You two should get along fine. And that picture is extremely kind to her. On a scale of 1 to 10, she’s no more than a 7.
Let the record state that you are a certified faggot... any guy who doesn't find coming home from work and having a deec meal placed in front of you, then followed by a nightly episode of target practice is, well a certifiable faggot... even if with a 7 of 10
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:44 pm
by lk_pick1
Uncle Fester wrote:No votes for the Partridge Family?
Think of it...
* Lip syncing in those red velour suits while the chicks go wild
* Riding around in the multi-colored school bus
* Being a wise-ass to Reuben Kincaid
Okay, so scratch that one.
OK, totally didn't get that one. Weird, dude, just weird.
How about I Dream of Jeanie?
* Being an astronaut
* Having Barbara Eden call you "Master"
Now this makes perfect sense. I'd love to be his Jeannie. He was delish back in the day.
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:58 pm
by Roofer
Ken wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:Rachel Ray? Good God, she’s one of the most annoying bitches on TV. You two should get along fine. And that picture is extremely kind to her. On a scale of 1 to 10, she’s no more than a 7.
Let the record state that you are a certified faggot... any guy who doesn't find coming home from work and having a deec meal placed in front of you, then followed by a nightly episode of target practice is, well a certifiable faggot... even if with a 7 of 10
Her voice is annoying. Not Fran Drescher annoying, but annoying nonetheless. Unless you can muzzle that face down in a half dozen pillows, I'll pass.
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 11:00 pm
by The Assassin
Hart to Hart of course.
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 1:32 pm
by Goober McTuber
Ken wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:Rachel Ray? Good God, she’s one of the most annoying bitches on TV. You two should get along fine. And that picture is extremely kind to her. On a scale of 1 to 10, she’s no more than a 7.
Let the record state that you are a certified faggot... any guy who doesn't find coming home from work and having a deec meal placed in front of you, then followed by a nightly episode of target practice is, well a certifiable faggot... even if with a 7 of 10
Let the record state that you are the limp-wristed pantywaist who stayed home under his blanket while his wife and kids went on a skiing trip. And if you need to practice to hit that target, turn her over and glue some hair on her ass. I’m sure it will all come back to you.
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:38 pm
by Ken
If you spent the same time somehow furthering your life that you do w/spreadsheeting posters, you'd... well... I dunno... be only a half fucktard rather than a full one?
It's actually kinda sad.
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:46 pm
by Goober McTuber
No need for a spreadsheet to recall that memorable self-emasculation.
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:17 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
And speaking of nostalgia...remember that time when Dudley taught
his buddy mvscal the finer art of smoking?
Dudley: "See, that be some
whack shit!"
mvscoleman: "So 'dis how dey do it uptown! Hey...this ain't gonna
stunt my growth is it?"
Dudley: "Only mentally and physically."
mvscoleman: "Sweeeeet."