Good news for Tom in VA!!!

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:56 pm

What am I going tell you that you haven't refused to hear before?

If you don't get it, you just don't get it.

It's fucking war, and it's on...now.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:57 pm

HULKA: WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD, SOLDIER?

SOLDIER: Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one after another things got all fouled up and we ended up in the same old war argument, sir.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:00 pm

Rack Bushice and the bingo parlor.

I was going to ask Tom and PL if they were homosexuals, but then the bomb thread kind of killed my buzz.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:02 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:Rack Bushice and the bingo parlor.

I was going to ask Tom and PL if they were homosexuals, .. .

No but we're willing to learn.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:02 pm

Fat Bones wrote:What am I going tell you that you haven't refused to hear before?

If you don't get it, you just don't get it.

It's fucking war, and it's on...now.

Not impressed. Still listening.

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:02 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:... but then the bomb thread kind of killed my buzz.

I have that effect.

sincerely,
Death

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:29 pm

If we didn't fight the terrorists in Iraq, all our daughters would be giving Saudi oil barons head in the back of limosines.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:31 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:If we didn't fight the terrorists in Iraq, all our daughters would be giving Saudi oil barons head in the back of limosines.

Wouldn't that invalidate their ghusl?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:33 pm

BSmack wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:If we didn't fight the terrorists in Iraq, all our daughters would be giving Saudi oil barons head in the back of limosines.
Wouldn't that invalidate their ghusl?

The Koran is shady there. If it is infidels that were too slow to come over to another country and blow up its inhabitants because their resources were perceived as threatened, then the blow jobs can commence.

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:33 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:If we didn't fight the terrorists in Iraq, all our daughters would be giving Saudi oil barons head in the back of limosines.

Courtesy phone for Monsieur Bizzarofelice, It's the 1970's calling...

Good times...good times.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:37 pm

English, motherfucker.
Do you speak it?

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:42 pm

A point made to you is like jamming a jellyroll into a square hole. Sure, you can make it fit, but why bother?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:58 pm

Fat Bones wrote:A point made

The guy who said he wasn't going to bother has somewhere made a point???

I guess the military's best function is to employ idiots like you whose only possible contribution is to catch a bullet for someone more important.

Get to work on that.

PL · Post by PL » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:00 pm

Maybe Tom is afraid that if he died, his mom would go cindy sheehan on him.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:06 pm

PL wrote:

Awwwwww, PL's being silly.

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:08 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Fat Bones wrote:A point made
The guy who said he wasn't going to bother has somewhere made a point???

I guess the military's best function is to employ idiots like you whose only possible contribution is to catch a bullet for someone more important.

Get to work on that.

My point being, again, that in my opinion, you have no clue as to the price being paid for your freedoms to continue such as they are, and I have seen no spark of anything you would value worth your miserable soul, and that you'd be willing to stand up for and defend.

You, sir, are a parasite.

Enjoy your suck.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:14 pm

Fat Bones wrote:you have no clue as to the price being paid for your freedoms to continue such as they are

And I asked for a little further info on this one. Ain't nothing being done for me in Iraq.

I have seen no spark of anything you would value worth your miserable soul

Can a nigga get a babelfish up in here?

You, sir, are a parasite.

I pay taxes for roads, schools, police and bullet catchers like you. If the government chooses to use up more of my tax money to send bullet catchers where they aren't needed, I'm not happy.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:21 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
I have seen no spark of anything you would value worth your miserable soul
Can a nigga get a babelfish up in here?

Excuse me, I speak jive.

sin

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:34 pm

Hey. I've got time.

Offer the alternative plan. I'll wait.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:44 pm

I already asked you to expound upon all these freedoms that are being protected by blowing up a country we have little beef with.

Having trouble coming up with all those wonderful freedoms? Having trouble putting words to these patriotic notions you carry yet haven't given much thought to? Give it some thought. You've got time.

PL · Post by PL » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:47 pm

yeah, just being silly...what time did you want me to pick you up for the recruiter appointment?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:50 pm

PL wrote:yeah, just being silly...what time did you want me to pick you up for the recruiter appointment?

I'm in Annandale, VA. Where you at ?

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:51 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:I already asked you to expound upon all these freedoms that are being protected by blowing up a country we have little beef with.

Having trouble coming up with all those wonderful freedoms? Having trouble putting words to these patriotic notions you carry yet haven't given much thought to? Give it some thought. You've got time.

The ability to go the local Best Buy and pick up a MP3 player without the slightest concern of being blown to bits.

L8.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:01 pm

Fat Bones wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:I already asked you to expound upon all these freedoms that are being protected by blowing up a country we have little beef with.

Having trouble coming up with all those wonderful freedoms? Having trouble putting words to these patriotic notions you carry yet haven't given much thought to? Give it some thought. You've got time.
The ability to go the local Best Buy and pick up a MP3 player without the slightest concern of being blown to bits.

What a fool. You had to have bought into the manipulative tripe of many, many people to believe that. You had to suspend all logic to think attacking Iraq will defend Best Buy patrons. Afghanistan was justifiable revenge for 9/11. Iraq is about Iran and cheaper resources for our lazy economy.

Oh well. I'd pray that you have yet to reproduce, but my children will need bullet catchers, too.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:05 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Oh well. I'd pray that you have yet to reproduce, but my children will need bullet catchers, too.

WTF ?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:08 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
PL wrote:yeah, just being silly...what time did you want me to pick you up for the recruiter appointment?

I'm in Annandale, VA. Where you at ?

Did you take the Wolverine?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:13 pm

BSmack wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:
PL wrote:yeah, just being silly...what time did you want me to pick you up for the recruiter appointment?

I'm in Annandale, VA. Where you at ?
Did you take the Wolverine?

Well I did not think the thread
could be so cruel

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:15 pm

mvscal wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:Oh well. I'd pray that you have yet to reproduce, but my children will need bullet catchers, too.
No doubt they will become those bullet stoppers in an act of rebellion against the sad, utterly worthless pile of shit that their old man is.

Assuming you can even father a child.

No. They'll be wherever they wish, while your brainwashed fool progeny will be subject to the whims of a flailing US government.

My kids will be free. Yours will be fooling themselves that they are something other than pawns.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:35 pm

BSmack wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:
PL wrote:yeah, just being silly...what time did you want me to pick you up for the recruiter appointment?

I'm in Annandale, VA. Where you at ?
Did you take the Wolverine?

yeah, and he forgot all the sweet goodbyes.

YD · Post by YD » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:38 pm

Tom In VA wrote:

I'm in Annandale

California tumble into the sea?? nobody emailed me.

/s/

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:58 pm

funny you should mention fathering children, as I had snipped this from your opportunity to materialize an alternative course of action, in my previous post-
We, the U.S., have fathered a child in Iraq (actually we've arrested the abusive father and seized the children), you just wanna abandon it? My taxes and yours go to that sort of thing on a daily basis here at home, so I guess it wouldn't be noticed...until it breaks into one our homes one night a few years from now...you know, from desperation and neglect.

As an aside, I'm am raising my children to be appreciative of the opportunities and blessings they have received in this country, not to just drink the nectar of the fruit and cast it aside, but to reseed the land that has provided so much bounty. Lofty, but true.

It's an ideal you'd just piss on, just words wasted on you, but I mean what I'm saying.

You and I both know control of Iraq's oil is of critical concern for us and the US, as well as stabilization of the region, for the efficient commerce of oil throughout. However this war, and the battle for Iraq, in particular, is multifaceted, with many upsides. The battle is forced there...not here. There is somewhat of a predictabilty of carnage there, the opposing forces are drawn in, and faced externally, instead of waiting here to react to an attack. If you haven't noticed, we aren't fighting Iraqi freedom fighters, these are ruthless terrorists, arbitrarily blowing up cars in crowded markets, without military signifigance. They are no better than our worst Houston gansta. If we/when succeed, we will establish a form of democracy, that heretofore was unavailable in a region of oppression and rule by intimidation.

Yeah, I'm for it.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:42 am

Bizzarofelice wrote: Afghanistan was justifiable revenge for 9/11.

No, I think it was more about taking out terrorist training camps and avoiding future incidents like 9/11 than it was about revenge. But that's just quibbling.

Iraq is about Iran and cheaper resources for our lazy economy.

Lazy economy? What the fuck is that 'sposed to mean? Who's lazy? You? You mean that you wouldn't mind even higher gas prices? More like, you'd be the first or second one in here bitching to high heaven about high gas prices and blaming it all on Bush.

I'd pray that you have yet to reproduce, but my children will need bullet catchers, too.

That's insinuating that a woman capable of having non-genetically deformed children would even look your way, and that's a stretch at best. If you did ever manage to knock some bitch up, that would be the best arguement for an abortion that I can imagine.

But if somehow you do get lucky and manage to impregnate some gullible 314 skank and she decides to carry that child to term...would that your offspring won't be the self-absorbed, inconsiderate little prick that you are.

Bullet catchers, indeed.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:51 am

Gonna' take it to the next page. This self-glossed Pathetic Loser deserves some run.

PL wrote:rack this thread. c'mon Tom...sack up and go fight for the USA.

or expose yourself as the pussy big talker you really are.

Tom, or HBJ, as I care to refer to him, doesn't have a damn thing to prove to a shit troll like you, or anyone else.

The whole premise of this thread is preposterous, and the fact that the usual insipid cunts are patrolling it speaks volumes about what pussies you and they really are.

Yes, indeed...rack this thread. It's good to know the enemy with-in.

Btw, PL...in case you're wondering, I'm 44 and have already served my time, you ungrateful little bastard.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:07 pm

A 44 year-old man describing himself as an 'Internet Gangster' is a shocking indictment upon our society.

So has Tom gone, yet? I'm sure that it would only take a few 'You Suck And Are Gay' posts to bring the insurgency to its knees.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:07 pm

War Wagon wrote:self-absorbed

Guilty as charged.

inconsiderate

Yup.

little prick

Back row middle pleases the ladies.

Always funny to hear the inferiority complex 3.5 hours west of here yipping.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:23 pm

Nishlord wrote: So has Tom gone, yet? I'm sure that it would only take a few 'You Suck And Are Gay' posts to bring the insurgency to its knees.

How many "You suck and are gay" posts have I ever posted Nish ? The answer is about Nil.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:24 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:viewtopic.php?t=16979&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Yes! You can all go support your great prez now.

When and where did you serve Sam ? Seems to me that if one must have served or be serving in order to believe their president and support those in the service ... then those condemning and spreading disbelief in the president and implying that our service men and women are wastes and wasting their time ... should have served as well.

So which is it Sam ?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:50 pm

Tom In VA wrote:You suck and are gay

That's one.

I can see bin Laden trembling right now.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:03 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote: Afghanistan was justifiable revenge for 9/11.

You were not, are not and never for ANY war. You are against war.

Period.

And it's ok.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:05 pm

trev wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote: Afghanistan was justifiable revenge for 9/11.
You were not, are not and never for ANY war. You are against war.

Period.

And it's ok.

Go back to your spreadhseets and doublecheck, babygirl.