Good news for Tom in VA!!!

[BSmack]

The Army has raised the enlistment age to 42!

No, I am not shitting you. You can now put your ass where your mouth is and take the fast track over to Iraq.

http://www4.army.mil/ocpa/read.php?story_id_key=9197

Of course we'll save a seat on the Peace Train if you should decide to change your mind. ;)

[Tom In VA]

Thanks. This news, actually made my weekend. Not sure if the issues that stood in my way prior will still be an issue or not, but we'll see.

Thanks for thinking about me. Where should I send the rent payment for the room I occupy inside your dome ?

[BSmack]

Thanks. This news, actually made my weekend. Not sure if the issues that stood in my way prior will still be an issue or not, but we'll see.

Thanks for thinking about me. Where should I send the rent payment for the room I occupy inside your dome ?

Save the money and use it to buy some body armor. You may need it.

[Smackie Chan]

Where should I send the rent payment for the room I occupy inside your dome ?

Just make it out to me ... I live in VA near DC, and can stop by to pick it up. Save you the cost of a stamp.

[Tom In VA]

Thanks. This news, actually made my weekend. Not sure if the issues that stood in my way prior will still be an issue or not, but we'll see.

Thanks for thinking about me. Where should I send the rent payment for the room I occupy inside your dome ?

Save the money and use it to buy some body armor. You may need it.

*Meant to quote BSmack

[PL]

rack this thread. c'mon Tom...sack up and go fight for the USA.

or expose yourself as the pussy big talker you really are.

[Bizzarofelice]

Thanks. This news, actually made my weekend. Not sure if the issues that stood in my way prior will still be an issue or not, but we'll see.

Thanks for thinking about me. Where should I send the rent payment for the room I occupy inside your dome ?

Save the money and use it to buy some body armor. You may need it.

shit. thas cold.
I laughed.

[Tom In VA]

rack this thread. c'mon Tom...sack up and go fight for the USA.

or expose yourself as the pussy big talker you really are.

"Pussy Big Talker" ?


You mean like the pussy cunt troll you are ? What the fuck do you know about me ? Yeah and that's exactly what I owe you, a big fat nothing.

Now fuck off, cunt troll.

[BSmack]

Thanks. This news, actually made my weekend. Not sure if the issues that stood in my way prior will still be an issue or not, but we'll see.

Thanks for thinking about me. Where should I send the rent payment for the room I occupy inside your dome ?

Save the money and use it to buy some body armor. You may need it.

shit. thas cold.
I laughed.

You know what? If he does go and gets capped, I'll be the first one bawling my eyes out when the news gets back here.

Tom, I mean it, that seat on the Peace Train is calling your name.

[Bizzarofelice]

Enlistment after 9/11: up big time
Enlistment right about now: Not so good.

[PL]

rack this thread. c'mon Tom...sack up and go fight for the USA.

or expose yourself as the pussy big talker you really are.

"Pussy Big Talker" ?


You mean like the pussy cunt troll you are ? What the fuck do you know about me ? Yeah and that's exactly what I owe you, a big fat nothing.

Now fuck off, cunt troll.

sooo, whatcha gonna do, big boy?
I love it when big talkers get put to the task.

[Tom In VA]

rack this thread. c'mon Tom...sack up and go fight for the USA.

or expose yourself as the pussy big talker you really are.

"Pussy Big Talker" ?


You mean like the pussy cunt troll you are ? What the fuck do you know about me ? Yeah and that's exactly what I owe you, a big fat nothing.

Now fuck off, cunt troll.

sooo, whatcha gonna do, big boy?

You up for driving me to the recruiter ?

[Bizzarofelice]

You up for driving me to the recruiter ?

Don't you value your life?

[PL]

a big tough guy like yourself should be able to run down there.
now you need a ride?

will that be your next excuse...ahhh...I was going to join the armed forces, but I couldnt get a ride to the recruiters office.

better yet, call them, they'll come and get your sorry ass.

remember, they still practice the don't ask, don't tell.

[Tom In VA]

You up for driving me to the recruiter ?

Don't you value your life?

Sure, is PL not a good driver or something ?

[Tom In VA]

a big tough guy like yourself should be able to run down there.
now you need a ride?

No, I don't NEED, a ride. You seem so interested, this way YOU can be assured that I went. I don't know, never read you, and this is after 6 years on Rome related boards.

Now all of a sudden you're going to drive by and attack me ? Fine. Legitimate attack.

Now why don't you put your fucking pussy troll money where YOUR mouth is, and

1. Meet me.
2. Drive me to the recruiter.

[Uncle Fester]

You should probably go and enlist before you get drafted.

[Bizzarofelice]

You up for driving me to the recruiter ?

Don't you value your life?

What are you saving it for?

Because being me is a lot of fun. I'd hate to waste it on the American government's mistakes.

[PL]

a big tough guy like yourself should be able to run down there.
now you need a ride?

No, I don't NEED, a ride. You seem so interested, this way YOU can be assured that I went. I don't know, never read you, and this is after 6 years on Rome related boards.

Now all of a sudden you're going to drive by and attack me ? Fine. Legitimate attack.

Now why don't you put your fucking pussy troll money where YOUR mouth is, and

1. Meet me.
2. Drive me to the recruiter.

you want to meet me? are we gonna settle this face to face?
ooooh.

you get called out for being a big talker and this is what you got for a comeback.

out yourself as a big talking pussy...or man up and back it up and go fight for the red white and blue.

which is it?

[Uncle Fester]

I bet Tom can't even do five push ups. C'mon, five big ones.

[Tom In VA]

a big tough guy like yourself should be able to run down there.
now you need a ride?

No, I don't NEED, a ride. You seem so interested, this way YOU can be assured that I went. I don't know, never read you, and this is after 6 years on Rome related boards.

Now all of a sudden you're going to drive by and attack me ? Fine. Legitimate attack.

Now why don't you put your fucking pussy troll money where YOUR mouth is, and

1. Meet me.
2. Drive me to the recruiter.

you want to meet me? are we gonna settle this face to face?
ooooh.

you get called out for being a big talker and this is what you got for a comeback.

out yourself as a big talking pussy...or man up and back it up and go fight for the red white and blue.

which is it?

Well you're kind of "big talking" right now aren't you ?

You driving or what ?

[PL]

if calling out a bullshitter is big talking, sure... i guess i am.

but then again...you're the one who painted himself in a corner.

[ElvisMonster]

I think I'm falling for Fester. That's the kind of quality work that gets you invited to secret message board forums, right there.

[Tom In VA]

if calling out a bullshitter is big talking, sure... i guess i am.

but then again...you're the one who painted himself in a corner.

Not really. Because you haven't backed up your claim in the least.


Describe my "big talking". Describe how I am not anything but in other admiration of the men and women in uniform doing their job. Describe for me, and you have apparently been reading me more than I've been reading you, where I've said ....

"Quick launch the attack, send them to war, get them maimed and killed".


Direct quotes would be nice, pussy troll.

Describe for me where I"ve done anything but try and understand the conflicts in which this country is engaged and find plausible reasons to trust those held accountable when it comes to decisions such as this.

I'm in no corner. But you're about to be in one.

[Uncle Fester]

The doctor said I swallow a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas!

a-heh heh heh

[PL]

I hear feet back peddling.

[Tom In VA]

I hear feet back peddling.

Then stop running and start backing up your claims.

[PL]

I hear feet back peddling.

Then stop running and start backing up your claims.

what, dont you think you'd be a good soldier?

we need you on that wall.

[Smackie Chan]

is PL not a good driver or something ?

He's an excellent driver.

[Uncle Fester]

I want you guys to know that if we ever get into really heavy combat... I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.

[Mister Bushice]

C'mon, Tom, it's Iraq. You zip in, you shoot 'em up, you zip right out again. You're not going to Iran. It's Iraq. It's like you're going into Wisconsin.

[Tom In VA]

So if I drive, will it be cool to offer my opinion on things ? Or will the argument then be ....

"Oh you didn't do anything, you just drove the RV".

[Fat Bones]

While y'all giggle and taunt old men into hell, this is a daily reality somewhere:

During detonation of high explosives, the shock front can move through the explosives at more that five miles per second. When the shock front finds air, the air becomes a giant hammer: a giant hypersonic hammer. But this is much more than hypersonic. Hypersonic is a mere five times the speed of sound. This hammer starts at closer to twenty-five times the speed of sound, making it hyper-hypersonic. Even if a nearby person is untouched by shrapnel the concussion from the air is more than lethal.

When the hypersonic hammer hits a person, their clothes are first to go. The person is stripped naked. All the clothes are gone, but the victims never know that they are naked for a millisecond before being ripped to pieces.

The shock front becomes a violent sphere of annihilation. Birds overhead are blown apart in flight. On the ground, walls become as shotguns. When the blast wave finds glass and shatters through it, the shards and shrapnel from disintegrated window frames are drawn into the current, adding a gruesome dimension of lethality. For those people far enough away from the seat of the blast to escape the deadly blows of the naked hammer, the bomb-makers leave plenty of work for the surgeons, who must dig out the hidden glass and whatever other debris, including bits of dead victims, that are shot into the living.

The blast wave speeds down the road, tearing up anything in its path and using it like bullets and cannonballs. Even the naked hammer knocks people flat. Some die without being struck by solids. They are found afterward without apparent injuries, dead from internal wounds, from blunt trauma by air. But most victims are hit with solid objects. At the edge of the blast wave, windows continue to shatter further down the road; more bodies are lacerated, punctured, and shot by glass and stone as the wall of air knocks them off their feet and heaves them into the rubble.

Further down the road, the hammer weakens, the hurtling objects lose energy as the wave releases its hold on the cloud of debris. The shock front quickly lessens, rattling walls but unable to rend them from their foundations, plates fall and shatter while ripened fruit drops from the shaken trees, and the front slows down to the speed of sound and rumbles harmlessly off into the night, delivering only the message that something big happened. Then comes the brief silence. Darkness.

Now they come. The thuds. Always the thuds. Thump… bmmp, brakkk, thudd. Some of the objects come down like meteorites, crashing through roofs, while others fall in a steady downpour, like the baseball-sized hailstorms in Tornado Alley. Large projectiles continue to rain down, some a kilometer away.

Back at the blast seat, the fireball has long gathered and mushroomed and there is only the smoke and crackling of fires and the screams of the wounded and gurgles of the dying. The sirens begin. And then the second blast and a new hammer is unleashed, and some victims are swept away while others fall naked and tangled.
Photograph taken by an unknown soldier in Baquba on a day when a car bomb killed about 70 people. Empty shoes can always be found after car bombs rip through victims, and normally the genitals of the terrorists remain intact.

The bait and ambush is a common terrorist tactic. The first bomb summons rescuers and crowds, the scene swells, concerned citizens rush in to see if their sons, or mothers, or sisters who worked there, or had appointments there, or had mentioned they might be stopping there, were in fact there, and were hurt. Just at the time when many are poised to help, the second device is timed to explode.

-Micheal Yon

Tom, IF you decide this really is a possible course for your life, I wish all the best. My nephew's 17, and his classmates are on station now in Iraq. BSmack and B'felice, and the others can rest a little more assured that some fucknut decided it was better to take the the fight to The Great Satan over there than to fly to San Francisco and blow up the everything Cisco owns.

[Bizzarofelice]

BSmack and B'felice, and the others can rest a little more assured that some fucknut decided it was better to take the the fight to The Great Satan over there than to fly to San Francisco and blow up the everything Cisco owns.

Sucker. The two are mutually exclusive. Get your head out of your ass.

[Mister Bushice]

The fallacy that somehow America would turn into Iraq without our being in iraq is just the spin the W.H. counts on to keep funneling our cash and soldiers into the desert.

And I really hate it when Stripes references get stomped on, ignored and the thread takes a sharp right into mvscals kitchen

[Bizzarofelice]

This isn't even arguable.

Sure it is, mvscolostomywash. You've just gargled too much of what Cheney is squirting out to see otherwise.

[Mister Bushice]

see what we've done? dammit.


Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?

[Fat Bones]

BSmack and B'felice, and the others can rest a little more assured that some fucknut decided it was better to take the the fight to The Great Satan over there than to fly to San Francisco and blow up the everything Cisco owns.

Sucker. The two are mutually exclusive. Get your head out of your ass.

RIGHT, dumbass, just keep telling yourself that.

[PL]

regardless, Tom will be there fighting for us, now that they raised the enlistment age to 42.

unless he has some other excuses he forgot to tell us.

[Bizzarofelice]

BSmack and B'felice, and the others can rest a little more assured that some fucknut decided it was better to take the the fight to The Great Satan over there than to fly to San Francisco and blow up the everything Cisco owns.

Sucker. The two are mutually exclusive. Get your head out of your ass.

RIGHT, dumbass, just keep telling yourself that.

I'm listening. Impress me.