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Kansas City Kid wrote:Another thing you could do is shit on her chest and then tittyfuck her - AKA a "Chili Dog."

We'll try that this friday.

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Dinsdale wrote:
Kansas City Kid wrote:Another thing you could do is shit on her chest and then tittyfuck her - AKA a "Chili Dog."

We'll try that this friday.

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Goober McTuber wrote:Just another diversionary tactic, FrankoBlue-LightSpecial . BTW, my advice would be to go out and fuck some other bitch in the ass, then come home and cop a blowjob. Also, get her to pose naked and post the photos here.
Uh huh.

Well, looks like you've got it all figured out, genius.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Seems to me that a lot of people refer to message board nicknames as “nics”, not “nicks”. In fact, I just did a cursory search, and found only three people who used the nick spelling, Luther, Atomic Punk, and Mgo. And of course Franko.

Funny that Whitey Wagon called out Mgo on the first page of this thread for this being a suckass trolljob. Whitey Wagon is a mod in a couple of forums. And Mgo chimed in today to smack Franko, an obvious diversionary tactic.

Franko = Mgo.
Pretty obvious, Goobs, and it has nothing to do with being a mod.

Magoo is a Dinsdale wannabe in that he tries to come across as some sexual extrovert on a message board, describing his conquests and proclivities in lurid detail. Nevermind that we all know it's complete fabrication. That's what some do here, I guess, and it's an accepted practice and all good. Whatever floats our boats, right?

Same scenario with trollboy Franko. He didn't want to be "disappointed" by the response he got. That had Magoo written all over it. Pretty sure that Magoo and Dins are disappointed and frustrated with life on a daily basis, and that the internet is the place where they try to make up for their manifest inadequacies.

Que, sera, sera.
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War Wagon wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Seems to me that a lot of people refer to message board nicknames as “nics”, not “nicks”. In fact, I just did a cursory search, and found only three people who used the nick spelling, Luther, Atomic Punk, and Mgo. And of course Franko.

Funny that Whitey Wagon called out Mgo on the first page of this thread for this being a suckass trolljob. Whitey Wagon is a mod in a couple of forums. And Mgo chimed in today to smack Franko, an obvious diversionary tactic.

Franko = Mgo.
Pretty obvious, Goobs, and it has nothing to do with being a mod.

Magoo is a Dinsdale wannabe in that he tries to come across as some sexual extrovert on a message board, describing his conquests and proclivities in lurid detail. Nevermind that we all know it's complete fabrication. That's what some do here, I guess, and it's an accepted practice and all good. Whatever floats our boats, right?

Same scenario with trollboy Franko. He didn't want to be "disappointed" by the response he got. That had Magoo written all over it. Pretty sure that Magoo and Dins are disappointed and frustrated with life on a daily basis, and that the internet is the place where they try to make up for their manifest inadequacies.

Que, sera, sera.
my shit troll meter is going through the fucking roof right now because whitey's accusing the "sexual conquests" of someone who's actually capable of getting laid as a "complete fabrication." whatever floats our boats is right, dipshit.
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Aww, Screwed trying to come to the rescue of Magoo is so cute.

Didn't I already run you, boy? You're like a chicken still flapping it's wings after it's heads been chopped off... you're too stupid to know that you're dead.
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War Wagon wrote:Pretty obvious, Goobs
Oh, is it, eh?

Laughing, Jerry.
Magoo is a Dinsdale wannabe in that he tries to come across as some sexual extrovert on a message board, describing his conquests and proclivities in lurid detail. Nevermind that we all know it's complete fabrication.
I'm no Salad Tosser, but sure, I've posted a story or two, all of which were entirely true. I've said it before, and I'll say it a hundred times...we've seen your pic, Whitey. The laws of biological science and our government suggest you're a grown, adult male, yet you look like the long lost brother of Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Only problem is...you're ugly too. It's like you got drunk and stumbled upon the Fountain of Youth, yet hit every fucking branch in the woods on the way back. The powers that be dealt a goddamn Joker upon your inception, and you're here taking it out on internet strangers. You're an immensely dorky, scrawny, pasty little dweeb with the face only a priest or a 300 pound beastly shut-in of a pill-popping wife could admire. Not that there's wrong with any of that. We're all different. And that's cool. It isn't your fault your dad mounted a heap of compost and managed to get it pregnant on that fateful, romantic night. It's just that...well...your looks make it painfully fucking obvious as to why you come onto these boards and denounce even the most believable of sexual exploits.

"I had sex with my wife last night"

You: Bullshit!

"I made out with my girlfriend yesterday"

You: No way! I'm calling bullshit!

Look. You're ugly. You look like a high school freshman. You drive a fork lift.

This is the stark reality for you.

Just because life buttfucked you in the mouth, and prematurely ejaculated on your face, doesn't mean everyone else is hovering above rock bottom.

Get over it.
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I've posted a story or two, all of which were entirely true.
Bwa...

Nice effort, Magoo. I don't see you denying the troll effort, though.

You've seen my pic? Whoppee! for you. Let's see yours. I've got you down as some pimply faced overweight kid. Am I wrong?

Guess we'll never know, pussy...
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War Wagon wrote:I've got you down as some pimply faced overweight kid. Am I wrong?
actually, for once in your sad, pathetic life: you're right. the problem is that this pimply, overweight kid is turning out more bitches than fred meijer turns out low prices every day.

i've yet to understand that myself: how a low-life like m_go who makes gheorge muresan look like a chick-magnet keeps the bitches wet is beyond me. must be "the move."
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Screw_Michigan wrote: i've yet to understand that myself: how a low-life like m_go who makes gheorge muresan look like a chick-magnet keeps the bitches wet is beyond me. must be "the move."

Notice how MaGoo has the "gift of gab" on this board?

Life imitates art.


I can think of another guy on this board who can sell oil to the Arabs with a few simple words...and he scores the punani, too.
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Since you have the key to house make sure that after whatever other dispicable acts you have planned for her that you leave her an upper-decker for your grand finale.
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Dinsdale wrote: every chick around will hear about what an asshole you are, and avoid you like the plague.
Thanks for the love, bro.

I still have at least 2 more nights of business here in the Piney Woods of east Texas, before I have to travel with a load of around 10,000 pounds of clear-heart redwood and 6063 T832 bright dip anodized for over 2,000 miles through Houston, San Antonio, Junction City and 6 to 700 hundred miles of the great outback known as west texas just to get a 1/3 of the way home.

Yeah, I'm pulling all of this with just a truck, in a cold front that may drop close to a foot of snow with winds hitting close to 50 to 60 mph.

But, that's how "the truth" rolls.

Was this topic about bitches that hate bad guys?

I'll re-read it, while I make another vodka drink, since Sabrina just left and said I was too aggressive.

Stupid cunt, no more cock for her!
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Re: Revenge ideas needed

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Franko wrote:Just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The best part is that she doesn't know I know. The damage I could do would be legendary. 50% of me just wants to never take her calls/texts/emails anymore and have her wonder what the hell happened to me. The other 50% of me wants to go out in a blaze of glory with this fucking whore. I admit that I am on the fence, and if one of you devious fuckers comes up with something good, I can and will be swayed.

Facts:
I have her password to her personal email account.
I have the password to her work email account.
I have the password to her cell phone account.
I have a key to her house.
The lying whore does cocaine.
Her ex boyfriend gave her herpes - on both sets of lips. (One thing she was honest about.)


Bring it!

Franko
that means you have herpes as well, damn

u have those passwords, change them and sign up for porn sites
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War Wagon wrote:I don't see you denying the troll effort, though.
Because it's fucking absurd, that's why. I've had a few trolls in my day...and the one pattern amongst all of them has been...they're funny. This one isn't. I've gotten more racks out of a 20 post troll than you ever have, or will, with the "War Wagon" nick.

I welcome any admin that wants to check our IPs, and report back with their findings. Whatever makes Whitey look like even more of a fucking idiot is grounds for a good time on this board.
Am I wrong?
Oh, unbeevably.
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Post by 420 »

Fuck!

I'm still drinking...

...this roadie may be at -20 below at night and not around 0. My bad...

I'll just keep drinking till' the old lady from across the street stops asking me to look for her stupid dog in the tire shop across the street!

Where the fuck am I?

Texas/western Louisiana

I can't wait to get back to "the city"!



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Post by Kansas City Kid »

Another revenge tactic is the "Abe Lincoln" where you knock her out, jack on her face, shave her pubes and sprinkle it on her face creating a beard not unlike our 16th President.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I've had a few trolls in my day.... I've gotten more racks out of a 20 post troll than you ever have, or will, with the "War Wagon" nick.
RACKING one of your nics with the others, do they count ? What are the "board cred" rules and shouldn't we have a link to them ?


Speaking of links, <O.G. Troll™ Geezin>where the fuck is THE link </O.G. Troll™ Geezin>
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If ever a thread called out for a page-strecthing pic of San Fran, this was it.


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