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what the fuck are you talking about? name where you live bitch, i'm sure you'll be close to one of my stops.

ANNOUNCEMENT:

i've officially added Washington, DC to the tour. a date has yet to be determined. gotta get on the horn with a member of my crew who books all this shit for me. you'll learn all about my cew later.

yes, i'm looking your way Tom.

Douchebag wrote:what the fuck are you talking about? name where you live bitch, i'm sure you'll be close to one of my stops.

ANNOUNCEMENT:

i've officially added Washington, DC to the tour. a date has yet to be determined. gotta get on the horn with a member of my crew who books all this shit for me. you'll learn all about my cew later.

yes, i'm looking your way Tom.

When are you coming to New York?

Mister Bushice wrote:Too afwaid to come to west, eh?

Guess she's ready for the SEC.

Douchebag wrote:yes, i'm looking your way Tom.

I've seen Tom up close and he will fuck your shit up. For real. Don't say I didn't warn you.

BSmack wrote:

Douchebag wrote:yes, i'm looking your way Tom.

I've seen Tom up close and he will fuck your shit up. For real. Don't say I didn't warn you.

yawn

yeah, like i haven't heard this before. you think it fucking matters? you think size matters? 1) i have NEVER lost a fight ever since i was a small child on the fucking playground or some shit. MANY have stepped to me. ALL have lost. 2) i'm not exactly small myself. you guys like to make fun of my pic but teh bottom line is i've been weight training for YEARS now and i have a strict regimen. i am rocked up in all the right places and i'm also tall and have good reach. there is nobody here who can intimidate me

Douchebag wrote:
yes, i'm looking your way Tom.

Douschenozzle and ghost_knife would've been a PRIME PPV event.

Sayin'.

Douchebag wrote:yawn

yeah, like i haven't heard this before. you think it fucking matters? you think size matters? 1) i have NEVER lost a fight ever since i was a small child on the fucking playground or some shit. MANY have stepped to me. ALL have lost. 2) i'm not exactly small myself. you guys like to make fun of my pic but teh bottom line is i've been weight training for YEARS now and i have a strict regimen. i am rocked up in all the right places and i'm also tall and have good reach. there is nobody here who can intimidate me

Who said I was talking about size? Dude is straight up crazy. Lemme help you out.

You see, the last time I visited the DC area on business, I hooked up with my boy Tom for some cold ones. Were sitting in this place in Alexandria pounding some cold ones and watching the Yanks-Mets game on the big screen when all of the sudden this dude comes over to the table and starts popping this bullshit about how Excel sheets are FAR SUPERIOR to SQL Databases when it comes to keeping track of your trolls. Well next thing you know Tom is in full geek jihad mode and he lays out dude with some mad aggregate functions and then finishes him with a killer GROUP BY query that left him spitting up blood.

Do NOT step to that shit man.

lol

BSmack told him he was going to cut off his Java Beans and hang them from his rear view mirror. Dude just ran.

R-Jack wrote:I chew glass and shit bottles. I glare at emo kids and make them cry. I backhand crippled folks just to beat the shit out of the Good Samaritan that rushes to his aid.

Okay RACK RJack

NjSooner wrote:

Douchebag wrote:what the fuck are you talking about? name where you live bitch, i'm sure you'll be close to one of my stops.

ANNOUNCEMENT:

i've officially added Washington, DC to the tour. a date has yet to be determined. gotta get on the horn with a member of my crew who books all this shit for me. you'll learn all about my cew later.

yes, i'm looking your way Tom.

When are you coming to New York?

What are you gonna do, flab-slap him with your tricep* tats?





* muscle reference used loosely. very loosley.

you still haven't told me where you live, pussy. And you claim you want to throw down? pussy

no worries. soon a rep from my crew will be contacting you via pm and we'll straighten out the details

And knowing EXACTLY where he lives, it ain't in New York. He's near that tough town where Bruce Springsteen said was a "blue collar" hood. :roll:

Douchebag wrote:you still haven't told me where you live, pussy. And you claim you want to throw down? pussy

no worries. soon a rep from my crew will be contacting you via pm and we'll straighten out the details

Maybe if you paid closer attention to the other two or three threads you said you've read where I told ya CALIFORNIA.

Lets just say Fresno, so Y2K can take part. I'll meet you at the Mcdonalds near Fresno State. They have a school for the mentally retarded near there so no one will notice one more retarded fat fuck wearing pink screaming in public.

Mister Bushice wrote:very loosley.

Kind of like your wife after I got done?

More like your mom...after I got done.


"I fucked your **insert female relative**" smack is always a winner in my book.

Douchebag wrote:you still haven't told me where you live, pussy. And you claim you want to throw down? pussy

no worries. soon a rep from my crew will be contacting you via pm and we'll straighten out the details

You talkin' to me?

Dinsdale wrote:More like your mom...after I got done.


"I fucked your **insert female relative**" smack is always a winner in my book.

Kind of like talking about dead friends/relatives?

Dinsdale wrote:More like your mom...after I got done.

Christ. If either of you losers want to do an 80 year old lady and brag about it, shit. Have at it.

and by the way NJbingoarms, Douchebag was talking to me, not you. Why don't you get a Tat put on your fivehead "Learneth to read, readeth to learn"? Have it put on backwards so you can read it every morning when you shave.

Mister Bushice wrote:
Christ. If either of you losers want to do an 80 year old lady and brag about it, shit. Have at it.

FUCK NO. I wouldnt rail your mother with douchebag's dick.

Douchebag wrote:what part of:

as i said this list is subject ot change on a weekly basis.

did you not undestand smackacholic? these rankings are not yet set in stone. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I HAD TO FUCKING REPEAT THIS, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!?!?!

i understand completely, fatboy. just a little pissed i only got a two seed. i was nice enough to give your fatassed mammy a little lovin' with the understanding that it would assure me the pole for the start of this little race. fukk her. she ain't gettin' no more.

you on the other hand are gonna get plenty. so, is it gonna be the hartford bus terminal or ellington green gazebo cage match? I'd go with that bus terminal if I was you. better local medical care. hartford hospital and st francis' both have top notch trauma units. if we do ellington, you'll get carted over to rockville general. they'll take one look at your sorry ass and stuff you in a lifeflight chopper to a real hospital.

Mister Bushice wrote:
and by the way NJbingoarms, Douchebag was talking to me, not you. Why don't you get a Tat put on your fivehead "Learneth to read, readeth to learn"? Have it put on backwards so you can read it every morning when you shave.

Sin,

Nobody.





You couldnt fucking run NutJuiceSlurp?

Kill yourself, Tard.

Duh,

You've been chasing me around here, anklebiting me for a week, but you're too fucking boring and unfunny to bother with. The only thing you ever do here is rack the nutsacks you hang from, and piss moan and whine about everyone else. You're a total fucking waste of time.

Why don't you run on back to the weight room and hit up on one of those heifers errr!!!! hotties you're always bragging on about? Maybe if you're lucky you can take her home to your mansion by the beach and lick the sweat gravy off her back.

but on your way out be sure to post one of those epic dickchomper / ass tunnel / shit chute / greasy vag posts from your collection. It's been a while so maybe no one will notice you use essentially the same recycle dick and pussy references over and over.

oh wait. You just did that with the "nutjuiceslurp" thing.

har har. That was funny.

Raydah James wrote:Kill yourself, Tard.

Unfortunately, Toddowen is too busy dreaming up ways of seducing his mother to take any meaningful action.

I have come to the conclusion that the parties involved in this thread have never been in a knock down/drag out physical confrontation---
enjoy your "swear words at ten paces" !!

Damn, I thought I'd at least get on the honorable mention list. I've got to go read, as you "A lister" types must have really smacked ol' bubble butt around quite a bit the last couple days.

DoucheDischarge,

I don't give a fuck about you. I would invite you to play a round of golf here in the land of the "Summertime Inversion Layer" if only to wrap a nine iron around your disgustingly huge skull. The only beer you'll ever buy me is the one the nurses feed you through a straw as I sit and laugh at your pathetic ass and count the wires that hold your face together after I take pleasure in "parting it out" piece by piece. Don't get me wrong, I'll put you to good use after the Doc's in the ER plaster your limbs back into place.... There's nothing quite like rolling a maggot like you row to row in the newest Quickie Wheelchair as Tranquility's finest Meth addled Tweaker plays "Ace" in Daddy's cropduster and sprays his special "Brew" on not only the soon to be dead crops but also that orange flag waving high and proud from the dumbfuck in the bodycast at the end of the "Drop Zone". Face the facts fuckface, I'm doing the world a favor by you becoming sterile and that way the future need not deal with another gaggle of mouthbreathing retards looking to challenge some seriously challenged twats at thetrolls.net for the title of complete fucking Internet Turd. Make sure your fucking ass stays alive to make it out here bitch, this is Fresno, I can't wait to welcome you to this shithole, luckily for you we have enough Mexicans to offer you quality care in the Trauma Unit.

See American Ambulance.... Put that number on speed-dial.

fuck you douchebag


when i see you on the landing, i will kick your ass, you pasty pink shirt wearing pussy.

PSUFAN wrote:smackaholic,

at this point, you'll have to make a pretty damn good case for me to spare DB.

What can you add to the beatdown? Can you lay it out for us?

nothing as grusome or graphic as what you have in store for him.

You see, I am all about giving. I give actually want to see that my fellow trolls get a chance to ride the d train as well.

How much fun would it be to beat down a dude in a puka and full body cast? Well, actually, it could be hella fun, but, not very sporting.

What I have in store for dbag and whatever posse he may bring, is more a pimp/ho kinda deal. A pimp, you see knows that his ho needs a good beatdown every now and then, but, a ho with multiple compound fractures ain't gonna have a positive cashflow. I'm thinkin' something along the lines of some very painful submission holds, maybe some cigarette burns and plenty of old fashioned pimp slaps. Maybe I'll see if I can find some of those real bad 60-70s pimp movies for some ideas. Any recommendations on such flicks would be appreciated.

This way he'll be pretty much good to go when the greyhound pulls into the next city.

I propose we come up with a set of rules or code of conduct for d'bag's Asswhupalosuh '07 tour.

When the tour begins, we need to take this shit to the gambling forum. I nominate Adel to operate as the bookie for these fights.

If Sissyroux is the first challenger, I'll take Douche and a 10 second under.

If it's Sissy and Tiberious at the same time, I'll take Douche with a 20 second O/E and take the under again. Oh, but one thing Douche...watch out for your cornhole, bud.

Douchebag wrote:yeah, like i haven't heard this before. you think it fucking matters? you think size matters?

Well of course you would think size doesn't matter Douchette. Every morning, as you manipulate the gelatinous, rippling layers of cellulite riddled goo that is your gut, you can gaze longingly at the shrivled and rarely seen pimple of a winkie. Of course size wouldn't matter.

1) i have NEVER lost a fight ever since i was a small child on the fucking playground or some shit. MANY have stepped to me. ALL have lost.

You were a SMALL child? You were fucking the playground on some shit? Jesus fuggin' Christ on a stick, you do have issues. No wonder all the hostility. Also, you might want to loosen up those puka shells a bit (or have the triple chin lipo-suckied), the blood isn't getting to your brain properly.

2) i'm not exactly small myself.

Well, duh.

you guys like to make fun of my pic but teh bottom line is i've been weight training for YEARS now and i have a strict regimen.

Got it. Teh bottom line is your ever expanding one. As to that regiment of two dozen Zingers, 3 liters of Mr. Pibb and the occasional bucket of KFC or twelve...excellent work Douche. No gastrinomical pain, no blubbular gain.

i am rocked up in all the right places and i'm also tall and have good reach. there is nobody here who can intimidate me

Rocked up head. Check.

Can reach the cookies. Check.

Alrighty then, you're good to go. See ya' in 'Zona in July, as per your schedule. Got a nice little Red Roof Inn with your name on it. They have a flagpole and everything. Is three o'clock good lard ass?

Jay

I wouldn't want to fuck with a desert rat like Jay.

Damn mangs... I've been puking my brains out all damn day thanks to Mr. Migraine I get ever 3 months or so. I should take a pic for your enjoyment.

edit: for your enjoyment. Dry-heavin' sucks ass. That toilet on the side has 'BODE as only a little bit of fluid hit it's shit/ass self.



Enjoy and be merry! I'm Rick James bitch... Damn this sucks ass! Give me cred though, I still would rather dry heave than read a Terry in Crapchester take.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:When the tour begins, we need to take this shit to the gambling forum. I nominate Adel to operate as the bookie for these fights.

If Sissyroux is the first challenger, I'll take Douche and a 10 second under.

If it's Sissy and Tiberious at the same time, I'll take Douche with a 20 second O/E and take the under again. Oh, but one thing Douche...watch out for your cornhole, bud.

i have douchebag as a 1/9 favorite over sissyroo.


Todays updated odds on douche vs sissy and crowntard are douche 3/5 fav.


odds of sissyroo and crown trying to offer oral favors instead of the assbeating? even money

AP's got shower doors, yet still has the curtain rod hanging around. Hmmm...

Adelpiero wrote:odds of sissyroo and crown trying to offer oral favors instead of the assbeating? even money

Sounds tempting, but I'm waiting for the lines on consentual anal perforation to be released.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:AP's got shower doors, yet still has the curtain rod hanging around. Hmmm...

Hmmm. You seem to take bait like a rat does. Care to make a point or is going "jtr" more your speed?

Hate on your parents brother. Hate on them.

Love, ZZ

Atomic Punk wrote:Care to make a point or is going "jtr" more your speed?

I don't get it.

Sorry to hear you're sick, by the way. You gonna call in tomorrow, or just quit?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:Care to make a point or is going "jtr" more your speed?

I don't get it.

Dan Hawking reference. Sorry to keep that obscure.

Me calling out tomorrow? Are you asking me for a date or something?

Atomic Punk wrote:Dan Hawking reference.

Ahh. Mine was an actual JTR reference. Sorry for the obscurity.