THE SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 1

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:32 pm

LISTEN UP dicks:

as i said this list is subject ot change on a weekly basis. i will release the new set of rankings ever Monday , and it will be finalized on June 2nd, the day before the first day of the tour in tampa, fl.

Let me go over this one more fucking time for you idiots:

EVERYBODY who steps to me will get beat the fuck down. everybody. but those who place in the final nine of the Shit List Rankigns will BE PARALYZED. i will cripple you for life. and again, whoever places #1 at the very end WILL DIE. i will murder him.

behold THE LIST for week one:

10. War Wagon - i thought we were dogs. i thought we were bros. i was wrong. i said i would take LIFE if anybody fucked with you. that is how much i respected you and the raw aggression towards these fuckstains you brought. but then you turned into a disrespectful mouthy little cocksucker and no YOU WILL PAY.

9. tuff gong - you hav ebeen talking SHIT since day one. you have NO fucking respect for me and it really fucking pisses me off. i cget a hard on at the thought of seeing you roll around in the weheelchair for hte rest of your miserable life.

8. R-Jack - you think you're some kind of tough guy don't you? i cannot wait to put you in yoru place. in a fucking amigo with a diaper on. i've seen your faggy ass pictures with your faggy ass little dogs. you will be an easy one to take care of.

7. DallasFanatic - what is it with you fucking texans? if i had the time and money i would personally ERADICATE every last one of you from that abortion of a state but not before i fuck your women. YOU have shown me no respect, asshole, and i cannot wait to turn you into a paraplegic.

6. KC Scott - i will be spending some extra time in the KC area during my tour, and you are a big reason why. your arrogance pisses me off so fucking bad i light my hands on fire and chew tumb tacks while pistol whipping my dog. i hate you. see you at the bottom of the cliff, fucko

5. Mace - you like to make fun of me, huh? my shirt? me necklace? do you have any idea HOW FUCXKING BADASS i really look? yo uknow that thing called "pussy"? what I wear GETS ME THAT SHIT. you don't know anything about that do you you pathetic loser? you coach baseball huh? which do you prefer? an easton or a louisville slugger when i take your knees out?

4. Wolfman - i just don't think you get how fucking SERIOUS i am. you called me "sad". you continiously say smartass little comments about me that just make the veins in my neck want to fucking EXPLODE with blood splattering the walls. i will have you in a state of fear unlike anything you've ever experienced, you oldass codger.

3. Y2K - after i snap your neck and shit on your chest i will buy ytou a fucking beer and put it in your hand and then laugh my FUCKING ASS OFF when you struggle in severe pain just to move your hand. oh, this will be fucking great.

2. smackaholic - what i plan on doing to you would make that dahmer guy cringe with disgust. your family might cry themselves to death

1. PSUFAN - i amasd' so asn fucki.g pissed right now i cnanot even toype. that is what you do to me PSUFDAN. jujst thinking of you makes me shake with violent fits. i hate you SO FUCKING MUCH and you NEED to die. i really hope yout sstay at the #1 spot. it would take something INSANE to happen to b8ump you from this spot. your fucking hoead will look awesome on my fucking mantle BITCH

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:35 pm

Douchebag wrote:yo uknow that thing called "pussy"? what I wear GETS ME THAT SHIT.

Well, that and cash or a valid credit card. I see ya workin dog.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:39 pm

yawn

This got old by about the 5th post.

OTST.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:42 pm

Douchebag Jay wrote:All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next

No, this cat brings the funnay that the Alliance brought for a moment or two. He just needs to pace himself and not burn out too quickly.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:44 pm

I guess I can put down my money now for Cicero to kick Douche's ass on 6/3.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:47 pm

I remain calm in fights. My dad used to tell me, "if you're out of control in a fight, you're at a disadvantage". I'll calmly place a tire iron in your anusbag, douche, and with measured but firm motion, I'll abrade your innards till the crusted up sperm and blood streams cry for release. Then I'll work up a good frothy hocker and thwack you in the face with it so that the bubbly masses of snot-dragged spittle stretch across your glasses and pimply nosebridge.

Last, I'll whip out my sausage and piss all over your pink shirt, so that your ruined form will steam slightly for the onlookers that gather at Point State Park. Enimabag, or whoever you're rolling with right then, PROBABLY Bacebag, will then be forced to call Marriot Suites and cancel your room whereupon they'll curtly inform you that the CC was declined anyway and where is the shower curtain BTW, it's missign from the room - right them I'll be rolling your shitty corpse up in it and fitting to heave you onto a barge so that the rest of T1B Nation can get a crack at defiling your wrecked shell.

You started this shit, I'm going to FINISH it

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:48 pm

Invictus wrote:
Douchebag Jay wrote:All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next
No, this cat brings the funnay that the Alliance brought for a moment or two. He just needs to pace himself and not burn out too quickly.

there is no time to "pace"

june is fast approaching. all the calls have been made. all the travel arrangements are in place. my crew is getting a weekly briefing from me via teleconference. it's fucking ON

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:59 pm

Douchebag wrote:
Invictus wrote:
Douchebag Jay wrote:All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next
No, this cat brings the funnay that the Alliance brought for a moment or two. He just needs to pace himself and not burn out too quickly.
there is no time to "pace"

june is fast approaching. all the calls have been made. all the travel arrangements are in place. my crew is getting a weekly briefing from me via teleconference. it's fucking ON

Dude, talking from one treehouse to another via a tin can "phone" is not "teleconferencing".

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:02 pm

Douchebag wrote:LISTEN UP dicks:

as i said this list is subject ot change on a weekly basis. i will release the new set of rankings ever Monday , and it will be finalized on June 2nd, the day before the first day of the tour in tampa, fl.

Let me go over this one more fucking time for you idiots:

EVERYBODY who steps to me will get beat the fuck down. everybody. but those who place in the final nine of the Shit List Rankigns will BE PARALYZED. i will cripple you for life. and again, whoever places #1 at the very end WILL DIE. i will murder him.

behold THE LIST for week one:

10. War Wagon - i thought we were dogs. i thought we were bros. i was wrong. i said i would take LIFE if anybody fucked with you. that is how much i respected you and the raw aggression towards these fuckstains you brought. but then you turned into a disrespectful mouthy little cocksucker and no YOU WILL PAY.

9. tuff gong - you hav ebeen talking SHIT since day one. you have NO fucking respect for me and it really fucking pisses me off. i cget a hard on at the thought of seeing you roll around in the weheelchair for hte rest of your miserable life.

8. R-Jack - you think you're some kind of tough guy don't you? i cannot wait to put you in yoru place. in a fucking amigo with a diaper on. i've seen your faggy ass pictures with your faggy ass little dogs. you will be an easy one to take care of.

7. DallasFanatic - what is it with you fucking texans? if i had the time and money i would personally ERADICATE every last one of you from that abortion of a state but not before i fuck your women. YOU have shown me no respect, asshole, and i cannot wait to turn you into a paraplegic.

6. KC Scott - i will be spending some extra time in the KC area during my tour, and you are a big reason why. your arrogance pisses me off so fucking bad i light my hands on fire and chew tumb tacks while pistol whipping my dog. i hate you. see you at the bottom of the cliff, fucko

5. Mace - you like to make fun of me, huh? my shirt? me necklace? do you have any idea HOW FUCXKING BADASS i really look? yo uknow that thing called "pussy"? what I wear GETS ME THAT SHIT. you don't know anything about that do you you pathetic loser? you coach baseball huh? which do you prefer? an easton or a louisville slugger when i take your knees out?

4. Wolfman - i just don't think you get how fucking SERIOUS i am. you called me "sad". you continiously say smartass little comments about me that just make the veins in my neck want to fucking EXPLODE with blood splattering the walls. i will have you in a state of fear unlike anything you've ever experienced, you oldass codger.

3. Y2K - after i snap your neck and shit on your chest i will buy ytou a fucking beer and put it in your hand and then laugh my FUCKING ASS OFF when you struggle in severe pain just to move your hand. oh, this will be fucking great.

2. smackaholic - what i plan on doing to you would make that dahmer guy cringe with disgust. your family might cry themselves to death

1. PSUFAN - i amasd' so asn fucki.g pissed right now i cnanot even toype. that is what you do to me PSUFDAN. jujst thinking of you makes me shake with violent fits. i hate you SO FUCKING MUCH and you NEED to die. i really hope yout sstay at the #1 spot. it would take something INSANE to happen to b8ump you from this spot. your fucking hoead will look awesome on my fucking mantle BITCH

FUKKKK!!!!

I demand a recount. That number one spot is mine.

Now I got two reasons to kill PSU. Nothin' personal, dude. I just can't have you do all that graphic shit, nice post, btw, and kill his sorry ass before the rest of us get a crack at him.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:05 pm

OK, be honest now, folks. Who else had a pink izod with a turned up colar? I'm kind of ashamed to admit I did. But, I was young and it was 1985. Thank god I never went all out with the puka, though. Even in 1985, that might have got your ass kicked.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:05 pm

what part of:

as i said this list is subject ot change on a weekly basis.

did you not undestand smackacholic? these rankings are not yet set in stone. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I HAD TO FUCKING REPEAT THIS, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!?!?!

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:20 pm

Invictus wrote:Jay

Jay?

Hey now, I be the only Jay here. And I do not wear pink polos and pukas.

Sheesh!

btw...stay away from Phoenix Douchette. The heat will fuckin' kill you.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:26 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote: btw...stay away from Phoenix Douchette. The heat will fuckin' kill you.

'
More like the smog nowdays. Can't even see "Four Peaks" anymore or the "Superstition Mountains" from Tempe.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:29 pm

Rack Douchebag! I think I'll paypal him some cash to get started. After stop 1, he'll no longer need extra cash, as I'm sure he'll steal your wallet and your girl after he whips your ass!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:32 pm

You assume the guys he's going to beat down have girls? hahahha Rosie and her 5 knuckle shuffle sisters maybe. Bunch of fat, bald, goatee wearing fools in the hizzle... more like.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:34 pm

Ok, so he whips their ass and then cuts off their right hand...

Maybe I should send him an extra fin for Taco Bell, eh?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:38 pm

Don't bang on the Bell. Karma reaches H-Town like a new QB that will be KO'd in game 1.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:39 pm

smackaholic wrote: pink izod with a turned up collar? ...puka,

Even in 1985, that might have got your ass kicked.

Not where I live.

Sincerely,

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:44 pm

Mace wrote:Nike

Beaverton, Oregon.

Demarini bats

Beaverton, Oregon. Actually I think they're in Hillsboro now, but originally started in Beaverton, back in the day.

Douchebag needs to avoid the Greater Beaverton Area.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:05 pm

Douchebag wrote:10. War Wagon - i thought we were dogs. i thought we were bros. i was wrong. i said i would take LIFE if anybody fucked with you. that is how much i respected you and the raw aggression towards these fuckstains you brought. but then you turned into a disrespectful mouthy little cocksucker and no YOU WILL PAY.

I call bullshit.

He’s always been a disrespectful mouthy little cocksucker.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:12 pm

smackaholic wrote:OK, be honest now, folks. Who else had a pink izod with a turned up colar?

Just you and this girly-man:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:26 pm

Is that^^dude SERIOUS? Who is it? Right Click--> properties didn't help me much, and I don't care enough to go to the website.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:27 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Is that^^dude SERIOUS? Who is it? Right Click--> properties didn't help me much.

It looks like it might be Jim Colbert.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:32 pm

Yes indeed. Jim Colbert, the little bandy rooster of the Senior Tour.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:46 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:I guess I can put down my money now for Cicero to kick Douche's ass on 6/3.

It will be money well spent.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:55 pm

Are there any "others recieving votes" that have a chance to crack the top 10?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:00 pm

Cicero wrote:
MuchoBulls wrote:I guess I can put down my money now for Cicero to kick Douche's ass on 6/3.

It will be money well spent.

You don't get money back when it is "spent". Are you saying D-Bag is going to beat your ass? I would have used the word "invested" myself.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:03 pm

Sissyrow = stupidest dumbfukk EVER

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:04 pm

WolverineSteve wrote:Are there any "others recieving votes" that have a chance to crack the top 10?

yes, yes there is. thank you for reminding me "Steve."

honorable mention:

OCMike
mvscal
Mister Bushice
Goober McTuber
Bsmack
Rootbeer
MuchoBulls
Cicero

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:07 pm

Might as well put yourself on there Douche as you tend to kick your own ass quite frequently.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:32 pm

Toddowen wrote:Pussy.

You think by not mentioning me you're going to be able to hide?

you don't even rate you miserable little maggot. i explained that to you before. i pity your pathetic existence too much to beat you down. you aren't worthy of it. hopefully one day you'll have the fucking balls to finish yourself off and save people like me the time and effort.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:41 pm

You see, if DB really hated us, he'd skip over Toddowen's town.

We want you DEAD, Todd.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:55 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Cicero wrote:
MuchoBulls wrote:I guess I can put down my money now for Cicero to kick Douche's ass on 6/3.

It will be money well spent.
You don't get money back when it is "spent". Are you saying D-Bag is going to beat your ass? I would have used the word "invested" myself.

Good point.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:10 pm

smackaholic,

at this point, you'll have to make a pretty damn good case for me to spare DB.

What can you add to the beatdown? Can you lay it out for us?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:15 pm

PSU,

If you get to Mrs. D-Bag before the rest of us, can you promise to give him the Green Giant Niblets and Exlax Corn Treatment I had planned before administering the final blow? Take pictures of the corn riddled face to share, please.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:19 pm

Mrs. D-Bag

Bacefelice, you mean? I hear he likes his Jolly Browneye Giant sessions via PM.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:27 pm

Douchebag wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:Are there any "others recieving votes" that have a chance to crack the top 10?
yes, yes there is. thank you for reminding me "Steve."

honorable mention:

OCMike
mvscal
Mister Bushice
Goober McTuber
Bsmack
Rootbeer
MuchoBulls
Cicero

Yeah, I don’t remember seeing Madison, Wisconsin anywhere on your list, you candy-assed poofter. I imagine that was by design. Too bad. We do have a Greyhound station here, and it’s not too far from one of our lakes. And you look to be packing a full season’s worth of muskie-chum, you fucking lardass.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:50 pm

Milwaukee is on there you fuckign PRICK. i can't go to every goddamn town in teh fucking country, some of you will have to sacrifice and go to the "big cities" that I've chosen. that is why i'm offering to put people up in choice hotels if need be.

don't be a sackless pussy and MAKE THE DRIVE asshole

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:58 pm

Seriously. You guys need to have more respect for D-Bag's efforts here, and his tight schedule. If you want a piece of him, you need to arrange a way to transport yourselves to the nearest Beatdown Region. Me? I"ll be making the drive from the Ann Arbor area to Detroit where we will throw down preferrably outside old Tiger Stadium where the bums, darkies, and hoodrats will circle him like a pack of hyenas after I've left him bruised and tattered.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:20 pm

Douchebag wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:Are there any "others recieving votes" that have a chance to crack the top 10?
yes, yes there is. thank you for reminding me "Steve."

honorable mention:

OCMike
mvscal
Mister Bushice
Goober McTuber
Bsmack
Rootbeer
MuchoBulls
Cicero

Too afwaid to come to west, eh?

T1B

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