T1B

Papa Willie wrote:
Dave - I'm not responsible for my actions through this. Know that now. Just let me post in the CFB forum if it comes to that. I won't spam up a bunch of threads, but this is my time to shine like a tree in Big Sur.

Dude,

Just spare us an avalanche of dirty dimehole shots from your F: drive, m'kay?

We may be seeking an alternative competitor for Papa Willie. Word is he didn't pass the physical.

I'm going to use logic to clear up a little misunderstanding about my posts.

Dr...DrDetroit??

Dude, how have you fucking been?

Biggie wrote:RACK all Shrubber resets.

Greetings and salutations to: velocet

Thanks! Back atcha!

Shrubber recognized that talented ADAM early and look here... eight years into his career and ADAM makes an all-star roster. Shrubbs should run a scouting combine.




velocet

The Big Pickle wrote:I'm going to use logic to clear up a little misunderstanding about my posts.


I tell the truth about kniggers
My posts sukkk
Therefore, the truth about kniggers sukkks


CAPISCE????

You suck at deductive syllogisms too.

There might be a poster or few who have a background with such material. You are obviously not one of them. Take care with putting that kind of intellectual forgery in plain view.




velocet

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:We may be seeking an alternative competitor for Papa Willie. Word is he didn't pass the physical.

Next time if you limit the physical to chewing and blinking, no one will be left behind.

Biggie wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:Logan - this is me speaking directly to you - STOP SUCKING SO FUCKING BAD.

Good one. That oughta do it.

After years of hearing it from the wife.....

"2.37" thought this would be a good time to bring it to the table.

Thinking isn't his strong suit. I'm gonna give him a pass....

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Welcome to the first ever T1B Suck-Off!

Qvestion: Is this the replacement to the Who's The Biggest Faggot? off?

zrsly, zrsly, imo

Strong entry from Coodes. Score one for the Mile High Suck!

Papa Willie wrote:I'm disappointed in you people.

Why's that?

You want we should dance?

War Wagon wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:I'm disappointed in you people.

Why's that?

You want we should dance?

We wanna dance and then we don't even get invited to the prom........

Scrotum Sucking Division
Bobby42
Sirfindafold
Papa Willie
Adelpiero

I'm at the top of this epic list. Does this mean I'm team captain?

Was the glaring omission of one particular poster intentional so that the "winner" of this competition could, with his final pre-ban post, claim, "At least I'm not him"?

Will someone please post the odds in the Gambling Forum?

TIA

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Suckulent Division
.m2
XXXL
LoganFan
ChargerMike

ChargerMike showed some promise in the Grapefruit League, but clearly he isn't ready for "the bigs". I say let him ride the pine
in the minors for another season and bring up Mad Russian or Felix.

Papa Willie wrote:Just let me post in the CFB forum if it comes to that.

Thanks for helping confirm what is the heartbeat of this place ('sup NFL Forum?)

IndyFrisco wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:Just let me post in the CFB forum if it comes to that.

Thanks for helping confirm what is the heartbeat of this place ('sup NFL Forum?)

Can we get another "I'm bored... who has the best and worst uniforms" thread up in this bitch?

That was a real knee slapper.

Louis Cyphre wrote:Will someone please post the odds in the Gambling Forum?

TIA
- adel

ftfy

War Wagon wrote:Can we get another "I'm bored... who has the best and worst uniforms" thread up in this bitch?

That was a real knee slapper.

Sometimes you gotta smack your own, One-Tooth. See my post in the thread. I did.

Papa Willie wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:

War Wagon wrote:Can we get another "I'm bored... who has the best and worst uniforms" thread up in this bitch?

That was a real knee slapper.

Sometimes you gotta smack your own, One-Tooth. See my post in the thread. I did.

Not to hijack this thread (well - might as well as this shit is going nowhere in a hurry), but I just noticed your sig, IF.



That poor bastard is really a fucking nut, eh?

Yeah, it will take a monumental self ass kicking to replace this sig. Either that dude is the most delusional, homerific and myopic piece of shit or he has trolled the ever living fuck out of the CFB forum for 10 years. The deed to my house is on the former, but rack the hell out of him if it is the latter.

Martyred wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Suckulent Division
.m2
XXXL
LoganFan
ChargerMike

ChargerMike showed some promise in the Grapefruit League, but clearly he isn't ready for "the bigs". I say let him ride the pine
in the minors for another season and bring up Mad Russian or Felix.

I can't work with Felix......dude is a complete tool. You find some other division for him

Martyred wrote: [Mad Russian or Felix.

nice edit douchecanoe

Papa Willie wrote:

Not to hijack this thread

Not that doing so would be anything but an improvement

velocet wrote:Morte is an obvious troll. Anyway, "he" copped to being run by Jay in Phoenix in that brain dead thread of his. Dump that nic, it doesn't deserve recognition. I nominate quackerbacker as his replacement.

Speaking of nominations: in the summer of 2000 Roger_the_Shrubber nominated ADAM for a Smackademy Award: Rookie Of the Year.

velocet

velocet, a question:

When exactly did this event happen? Even weirder, somebody asked me if I had been behind the Morte troll. Odd, since I have never used a troll.

Any thoughts?

Papa Willie wrote:

Loganfan wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:This may be fun. I might bring out all the old "Spray Shots".

:x That shit ain't fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x

I've begun. Round 1 is now OPEN!

You're going down, fat man.

The dark horse is going All The Way!!!!!!!!

Just got this briefing off of the 9:07 Chatwire:

*** BREAKING ***

Charger Mike is OUT - Diogenes is IN.

--The Deciders

PSUFAN wrote:Just got this briefing off of the 9:07 Chatwire:

*** BREAKING ***

Charger Mike is OUT - Diogenes is IN.

--The Deciders

Rack.

Martyred wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Suckulent Division
.m2
XXXL
LoganFan
ChargerMike

ChargerMike showed some promise in the Grapefruit League, but clearly he isn't ready for "the bigs". I say let him ride the pine
in the minors for another season and bring up Mad Russian or Felix.

Awwwww, did I hurt your back pussy sometime and you are holding a grudge?
You are a semen gargling, effeminate cock-bitch who takes this shit juuusst a bit too seriously
So go wrap your fist in shit covered barbed wire and razor blades, and fuck yourself.. :D

IndyFrisco wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:Not to hijack this thread (well - might as well as this shit is going nowhere in a hurry), but I just noticed your sig, IF.



That poor bastard is really a fucking nut, eh?

Yeah, it will take a monumental self ass kicking to replace this sig. Either that dude is the most delusional, homerific and myopic piece of shit or he has trolled the ever living fuck out of the CFB forum for 10 years. The deed to my house is on the former, but rack the hell out of him if it is the latter.

That's about where I am on him as well.

And while we're on the topic, why isn't dude in the Suck-Off? Yeah, I know he mainly sticks to the CFB forum, but his thread about running his Pony League team until they dropped after they only won by 65 runs was in the main forum. Either the Deciders screwed up royally, or they're hedging their bets on the point above.

MadRussian wrote: Awwwww, did I hurt your back pussy sometime and you are holding a grudge?

No, you just suck. Big time.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:And while we're on the topic, why isn't dude in the Suck-Off? Yeah, I know he mainly sticks to the CFB forum, but his thread about running his Pony League team until they dropped after they only won by 65 runs was in the main forum. Either the Deciders screwed up royally, or they're hedging their bets on the point above.

Chapter 1, section 4, paragraph 1.3 of the Suck-Off handbook:

Never doubt The Deciders, for they are all-knowing.

SoCalTrjn is, by far, the biggest bitch of the CFB forum. Let him have his due there. Besides, it was agreed upon unanimously within the War Room that participants would be relegated to those who post mainly in the CDS forum.

Bobby42 wrote:

Scrotum Sucking Division
Bobby42
Sirfindafold
Papa Willie
Adelpiero

I'm at the top of this epic list. Does this mean I'm team captain?

No.

I think the mods just figured, bobby's a colored boy. He should have good speed. We'll bat him leadoff. I woulda had fatboy bat cleanup though, rather than third.

Maybe not. If he can lay down a good bunt it would be next to impossible for the defense to try and throw around him to first.

It just depends on if Adel has enough pop to drive in runs.

Biggie wrote:Dude calls out 24 regular posters and there are zero replies challenging his arrogance? Wow - I guess being SO Champ does have its privileges.

:bows to MgoBlue:

Exactly.

If a known 'tard called me out I might ignore him, or shuffle my feet and mull around like this hopeless lot of losers has done, BUT, Mgo is anything but a 'tard.

Any one of you losers have any smack to say, or people to fight, ... or can we all rest comfortably that Mgo has made the correct call and you are all pitifully inept fucktards?

Bring something any year now, cocksocks.


Too funnay, really.

poptart wrote: Too funnay, really.

It was pretty funny to begin with...

But the fact Biggie had to explain it to the tards in question is fucking hilarious.

poptart wrote: BUT, Mgo is anything but a 'tard.

or you could look at it as mgo the mediocrite, who won the smack off pretty much by default, coming down with a yeast infection and "calling out" a handfull of regular posters whose collective reaction was, more or less, "mgo-who?"

what's the point in smacking back at mgo when all he'll do is go away for awhile and return, after a bit, like the maiden auntie he's always aspired to be? There's no entertainment to be had. At least Monica & Wags & Babshice are good for an occasional meltdown.

'tart wrote:Any one of you losers have any smack to say, or people to fight...

And praytell, what would be the point? The only thing that would accomplish is to lend legitimacy to this charade. Nay, I am loathe to lend credence to this sham. I'd be better served getting in a fight with Douchebag.

However, some meager effort was made to the precursor of this topic. You may have saw it.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... a&start=30" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote wrote: The powers that be have discussed earnestly a third rule which will take effect...immediately

WW wrote:Which can only lead a rational mind to conclude that "The powers that be" are a bunch of moronic ingrates who need to take a long look in their own jizz stained mirror.

Jeebus, you even stickied this pathetic thread. I'm not much interested in seeing you bitches grade mine or anyone else's papers.

Gee, it only took several days, but at least somebody fired back.

Not very well, mind you, but at least Cuda came up with something.


The rest of you can take pride in the fact you suck even more than Cuddles.

I'd be better served getting in a fight with Douchebag.

Yeah - I'm his sworn enemy, but I think he'd serve you up some whoopass no problem.

Who would you put your money on - a coat hanger with a Royals cap, or a cetacean with a faux-hawk?

Why were you banned at Mag7?

It seems pretty male-friendly over there.