Who's 40 or Older in Here?

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:35 pm

Dude Hitting Submit Button 9062 Times Since 2005 wrote:I have no idea where THAT fucking decade went.

Given your most recent patterns we have a pretty good idea.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:45 pm

smackaholic wrote:half way to 90.

fukk me.

That would make you, what... 40 years too old for Diego?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:37 pm

Cuda wrote:
smackaholic wrote:half way to 90.

fukk me.
That would make you, what... 40 years too old for Diego?

And 40 years too young for Wolfman.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:22 am

socal wrote:
Dude Hitting Submit Button 9062 Times Since 2005 wrote:I have no idea where THAT fucking decade went.
Given your most recent patterns we have a pretty good idea.

Post total smack? ouch.

Actually spent the majority of that decade making a living as a musician so I really DO know where that decade went, I just didn't expect it to go by so goddamn FAST.

Nice try on the PT smack, though. Good effort. Really. really. good.

See you next decade, better luck then.

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:08 am

Don't mourn the past, Bushice. Live in the moment. Pick up that guitar (?) and slam it over Coods's head once in a while.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:16 am

Coodles is doing a most excellent job of slamming shit over his own head. He needs no help at present.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:36 am

poptart wrote:Born in '60

Nineteen60, fucknuts.

Same here.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:17 pm

I thought that's when you died.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:35 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
poptart wrote:Born in '60

Nineteen60, fucknuts.
Same here.

For relative youngsters, you two sure act old.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:38 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Coodles is doing a most excellent job of slamming shit over his own head. He needs no help at present.

l to r - cuda

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:13 am

54 - arthritis is hell, avoid at all costs.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:11 am

Mikey wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
poptart wrote:Born in '60

Nineteen60, fucknuts.
Same here.
For relative youngsters, you two sure act old.

Let's see...posting on a juvenile message board with nics like poptart and Smackie while calling other posters fucknuts and whatsuch is evidence of acting old? Anyone who acts older than 19 around here comes across as being mature. Oh yeah, almost forgot to call you dicknose on the way out...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:28 am

Smackie Chan wrote: Let's see...posting on a juvenile message board with nics like poptart and Smackie while calling other posters fucknuts and whatsuch is evidence of acting old?

No, but when you buy a T-shirt for your wife that says:

All men are idiots - I married their King

Then you're old.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:37 am

War Wagon wrote:No, but when you buy a T-shirt for your wife that says:

All men are idiots - I married their King

Then you're old.

I'll try to remember that next time I have a wife.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:49 am

Next time? Oops, sorry about your bad decision.

One and done, baby. The heart only grows fonder.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:02 am

War Wagon wrote:One and done, baby.

My sentiments as well. Been single for about 20 years, and don't see that changing anytime soon.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:26 am

Smackie Chan wrote:Been single for about 20 years...

Again, my condolences.

Not to go all "moral majority" on you, but a man is meant to cleave to a wife, one and done, 'till death do us part.

Probably my Catholic upbringing speaking here, but I'm one lucky fuck.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:35 am

Will have been married to MrsO for 45 years come the end of this August. Rack her for putting up with a lot of my crap over the years. She is like a rock. In great shape for her age---works out every morning and swims 50-60 laps in our pool at night. 50 years is doable and I'm looking ahead to some sort of great way to celebrate.
Spare me the Viagra e-mails--I'm not going to read them.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:43 am

War Wagon wrote:Again, my condolences.

Save 'em for someone who needs 'em. I don't. I'm single by choice. If I wanted a wife, I'd have one.

a man is meant to cleave to a wife, one and done, 'till death do us part.

Some are, but to make the blanket statement that all are is idiotic.

I'm one lucky fuck.

No one here will argue that. But not for the reason you think.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:48 am

Smackie Chan wrote: Some are, but to make the blanket statement that all are is idiotic.

You only say that because it steps on your toes.

Face it, you wish you hadn't fucked up your marriage, and you regret it every "single" day of your life.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:53 am

Wolfman wrote:Will have been married to MrsO for 45 years come the end of this August.

^^^ get's it.

Happy Anniversary in advance, you freaking fossil.

Props.

25 years come October 28th. It's not a nail biter.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:08 am

War Wagon wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Some are, but to make the blanket statement that all are is idiotic.

You only say that because it steps on your toes.

You have no clue as to what you're talking about, which isn't surprising since you're an idiot.

Face it, you wish you hadn't fucked up your marriage, and you regret it every "single" day of your life.

Face it, you're a moron. I fucked up when I said, "I do."

October 28th

That was the day I fucked up, too.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:26 am

Smackie, this is unbecoming of you. I'd thought better...one of the most loquacious and literate posters on the board... but dude...

Smackie Chan wrote: I fucked up when I said, "I do."

Somebody have a gun to your head?

You either loved her or you didn't, or you were too stupid to know the difference between love and infatuation.

My guess is that you loved her, probably still do, but your foolish pride and selfishness got in the way.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:41 am

War Wagon wrote:You either loved her or you didn't, or you were too stupid to know the difference between love and infatuation.

My guess is that you loved her, probably still do, but your foolish pride and selfishness got in the way.

I was 18, so yeah, stupidity played a large role.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:55 am

My math skillz say you were married for almost 10 years.

My people skills say you had at least one or two kids.

Hope you did/are doing right by them, and they're not ashamed to call you Dad.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:07 am

Two kids from a nine-year marriage (11 yrs on paper), another from a subsequent relationship. Very close to all three and both grandsons.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:53 am

43 next Saturday.

I meant to chime in earlier, but it took me a while to cross the room with my walker.

Btw, when RJ turns 40, I'm gonna fly out to SoCal, get high with my cousin, then head down to SD to buy RJ a drink.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:27 pm

War Wagon wrote:Probably my Catholic upbringing speaking here, but I'm one lucky fuck.

Nothing lucky about being "reared" in the Catholic church. No wonder you walk funny.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:58 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Been single for about 20 years...
Again, my condolences.

Not to go all "moral majority" on you, but a man is meant to cleave to a wife, one and done, 'till death do us part.

Probably my Catholic upbringing speaking here, but I'm one lucky fuck.

If man is "meant" to do that, then why are you celebrating your luck?

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:10 pm

40 here

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:38 pm

MadRussian wrote:40 here

We're comparing ages, not IQs.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:41 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
MadRussian wrote:40 here
We're comparing ages, not IQs.
So that would make you what? 1?

RAAAAACK!

Sin,
Kansas City

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:16 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
MadRussian wrote:40 here
We're comparing ages, not IQs.
So that would make you what? 1?

According to your own convoluted logic, you are currently blowing MR's meatwhistle.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:46 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Even with all the heartaches and tragedies that we all experience...physical probs, rough relationships, kid in trouble, sick dog, crazy women, warm beer...I have had a blast and will continue to do so 'til they toss me out in that field in Knoxville.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Not warm Beer!!!!! The horrah!!!!

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:23 am

45 Monday

Yikes

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:58 am

R-Jack wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:
Yeah but you don't spend your time busting on others for being older, as if it's a choice we all have.

You kidding? I get enough "old man" smack from my 26 year old wife.

What does that equate to in equine years?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:57 am

KC Scott wrote:45 Monday

Yikes

Happy B-day, old man.

May all your crap shooting, stock exchanges and charge offs come up Aces.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:46 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
So that would make you what? 1?

RAAAAACK!

Sin,
Kansas City

He's stealing the K.C. mantra? Just shoot him in the back for it. It's okay. He believes in such things.

42, btw. I feel young around this joint...

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:11 am

Atomic Punk wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:
Yeah but you don't spend your time busting on others for being older, as if it's a choice we all have.

You kidding? I get enough "old man" smack from my 26 year old wife.
What does that equate to in equine years?

The equation works out the same for every creature on the planet.

"At least we are not AP."

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:36 am

happy 45 Scott!

42 come September....Liver = retirement age though... :bode: