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Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:35 pm
by socal
Dude Hitting Submit Button 9062 Times Since 2005 wrote:I have no idea where THAT fucking decade went.
Given your most recent patterns we have a pretty good idea.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:45 pm
by Cuda
smackaholic wrote:half way to 90.

fukk me.
That would make you, what... 40 years too old for Diego?

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:37 pm
by BSmack
Cuda wrote:
smackaholic wrote:half way to 90.

fukk me.
That would make you, what... 40 years too old for Diego?
And 40 years too young for Wolfman.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:22 am
by Mister Bushice
socal wrote:
Dude Hitting Submit Button 9062 Times Since 2005 wrote:I have no idea where THAT fucking decade went.
Given your most recent patterns we have a pretty good idea.
Post total smack? ouch. :meds:

Actually spent the majority of that decade making a living as a musician so I really DO know where that decade went, I just didn't expect it to go by so goddamn FAST.

Nice try on the PT smack, though. Good effort. Really. really. good.

See you next decade, better luck then.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:08 am
by socal
Don't mourn the past, Bushice. Live in the moment. Pick up that guitar (?) and slam it over Coods's head once in a while.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:16 am
by Mister Bushice
Coodles is doing a most excellent job of slamming shit over his own head. He needs no help at present.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:36 am
by Smackie Chan
poptart wrote:Born in '60



Nineteen60, fucknuts.
Same here.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:17 pm
by PSUFAN
I thought that's when you died.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:35 pm
by Mikey
Smackie Chan wrote:
poptart wrote:Born in '60



Nineteen60, fucknuts.
Same here.
For relative youngsters, you two sure act old.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:38 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Mister Bushice wrote:Coodles is doing a most excellent job of slamming shit over his own head. He needs no help at present.


Image


l to r - cuda

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:13 am
by Cornhusker
54 - arthritis is hell, avoid at all costs.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:11 am
by Smackie Chan
Mikey wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
poptart wrote:Born in '60



Nineteen60, fucknuts.
Same here.
For relative youngsters, you two sure act old.
Let's see...posting on a juvenile message board with nics like poptart and Smackie while calling other posters fucknuts and whatsuch is evidence of acting old? Anyone who acts older than 19 around here comes across as being mature. Oh yeah, almost forgot to call you dicknose on the way out...

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:28 am
by War Wagon
Smackie Chan wrote: Let's see...posting on a juvenile message board with nics like poptart and Smackie while calling other posters fucknuts and whatsuch is evidence of acting old?
No, but when you buy a T-shirt for your wife that says:

All men are idiots - I married their King

Then you're old.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:37 am
by Smackie Chan
War Wagon wrote:No, but when you buy a T-shirt for your wife that says:

All men are idiots - I married their King

Then you're old.
I'll try to remember that next time I have a wife.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:49 am
by War Wagon
Next time? Oops, sorry about your bad decision.

One and done, baby. The heart only grows fonder.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:02 am
by Smackie Chan
War Wagon wrote:One and done, baby.
My sentiments as well. Been single for about 20 years, and don't see that changing anytime soon.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:26 am
by War Wagon
Smackie Chan wrote:Been single for about 20 years...
Again, my condolences.

Not to go all "moral majority" on you, but a man is meant to cleave to a wife, one and done, 'till death do us part.

Probably my Catholic upbringing speaking here, but I'm one lucky fuck.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:35 am
by Wolfman
Will have been married to MrsO for 45 years come the end of this August. Rack her for putting up with a lot of my crap over the years. She is like a rock. In great shape for her age---works out every morning and swims 50-60 laps in our pool at night. 50 years is doable and I'm looking ahead to some sort of great way to celebrate.
Spare me the Viagra e-mails--I'm not going to read them.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:43 am
by Smackie Chan
War Wagon wrote:Again, my condolences.
Save 'em for someone who needs 'em. I don't. I'm single by choice. If I wanted a wife, I'd have one.
a man is meant to cleave to a wife, one and done, 'till death do us part.
Some are, but to make the blanket statement that all are is idiotic.
I'm one lucky fuck.
No one here will argue that. But not for the reason you think.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:48 am
by War Wagon
Smackie Chan wrote: Some are, but to make the blanket statement that all are is idiotic.
You only say that because it steps on your toes.


Face it, you wish you hadn't fucked up your marriage, and you regret it every "single" day of your life.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:53 am
by War Wagon
Wolfman wrote:Will have been married to MrsO for 45 years come the end of this August.
^^^ get's it.

Happy Anniversary in advance, you freaking fossil.

Props.

25 years come October 28th. It's not a nail biter.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:08 am
by Smackie Chan
War Wagon wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Some are, but to make the blanket statement that all are is idiotic.


You only say that because it steps on your toes.
You have no clue as to what you're talking about, which isn't surprising since you're an idiot.
Face it, you wish you hadn't fucked up your marriage, and you regret it every "single" day of your life.
Face it, you're a moron. I fucked up when I said, "I do."
October 28th
That was the day I fucked up, too.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:26 am
by War Wagon
Smackie, this is unbecoming of you. I'd thought better...one of the most loquacious and literate posters on the board... but dude...
Smackie Chan wrote: I fucked up when I said, "I do."


Somebody have a gun to your head?

You either loved her or you didn't, or you were too stupid to know the difference between love and infatuation.

My guess is that you loved her, probably still do, but your foolish pride and selfishness got in the way.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:41 am
by Smackie Chan
War Wagon wrote:You either loved her or you didn't, or you were too stupid to know the difference between love and infatuation.

My guess is that you loved her, probably still do, but your foolish pride and selfishness got in the way.
I was 18, so yeah, stupidity played a large role.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:55 am
by War Wagon
My math skillz say you were married for almost 10 years.

My people skills say you had at least one or two kids.

Hope you did/are doing right by them, and they're not ashamed to call you Dad.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:07 am
by Smackie Chan
Two kids from a nine-year marriage (11 yrs on paper), another from a subsequent relationship. Very close to all three and both grandsons.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:53 am
by RadioFan
43 next Saturday.

I meant to chime in earlier, but it took me a while to cross the room with my walker.

Btw, when RJ turns 40, I'm gonna fly out to SoCal, get high with my cousin, then head down to SD to buy RJ a drink.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:27 pm
by Goober McTuber
War Wagon wrote:Probably my Catholic upbringing speaking here, but I'm one lucky fuck.
Nothing lucky about being "reared" in the Catholic church. No wonder you walk funny.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:58 pm
by PSUFAN
War Wagon wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Been single for about 20 years...
Again, my condolences.

Not to go all "moral majority" on you, but a man is meant to cleave to a wife, one and done, 'till death do us part.

Probably my Catholic upbringing speaking here, but I'm one lucky fuck.
If man is "meant" to do that, then why are you celebrating your luck?

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:10 pm
by MadRussian
40 here

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:38 pm
by Goober McTuber
MadRussian wrote:40 here
We're comparing ages, not IQs.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:41 pm
by Dinsdale
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
MadRussian wrote:40 here
We're comparing ages, not IQs.
So that would make you what? 1?

RAAAAACK!

Sin,
Kansas City

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:16 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
MadRussian wrote:40 here
We're comparing ages, not IQs.
So that would make you what? 1?
According to your own convoluted logic, you are currently blowing MR's meatwhistle.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:46 pm
by Mister Bushice
Sudden Sam wrote:Even with all the heartaches and tragedies that we all experience...physical probs, rough relationships, kid in trouble, sick dog, crazy women, warm beer...I have had a blast and will continue to do so 'til they toss me out in that field in Knoxville.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Not warm Beer!!!!! The horrah!!!!

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:23 am
by KC Scott
45 Monday

Yikes

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:58 am
by Atomic Punk
R-Jack wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:
Yeah but you don't spend your time busting on others for being older, as if it's a choice we all have.
You kidding? I get enough "old man" smack from my 26 year old wife.
What does that equate to in equine years?

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:57 am
by War Wagon
KC Scott wrote:45 Monday

Yikes
Happy B-day, old man.

May all your crap shooting, stock exchanges and charge offs come up Aces.

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:46 am
by rozy
Dinsdale wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
So that would make you what? 1?

RAAAAACK!

Sin,
Kansas City
He's stealing the K.C. mantra? Just shoot him in the back for it. It's okay. He believes in such things.

42, btw. I feel young around this joint...

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:11 am
by Mister Bushice
Atomic Punk wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:
Yeah but you don't spend your time busting on others for being older, as if it's a choice we all have.
You kidding? I get enough "old man" smack from my 26 year old wife.
What does that equate to in equine years?
The equation works out the same for every creature on the planet.

"At least we are not AP."

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:36 am
by Qbert
happy 45 Scott!

42 come September....Liver = retirement age though... :bode: :hfal: