Juice GUILTY!

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What a clever little guy you are Goober.

Looks like the final tally is 18 years, possible parole in 9. The sentence is 18.

Fuck, rice a roni for a year (By Price is Right rules).
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Tom In VA wrote:What a clever little guy you are Goober.
Why thank you, Tom. Compliments from you always mean a lot to me, what with your consistent record of sincerity, and always eschewing snide, sarcastic comments. I'm almost up to 180 lbs, though. Please make a note of that.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:What a clever little guy you are Goober.
Why thank you, Tom. Compliments from you always mean a lot to me, what with your consistent record of sincerity, and always eschewing snide, sarcastic comments. I'm almost up to 180 lbs, though. Please make a note of that.
It's Christmas man, I'm in a giving mood. FWIW, you are a clever - 180 lb guy - . Nothing insincere about that. Your barbed comments and witty angles and perceptions always illicit a chuckle. Even when it's at my expense.
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Tom In VA wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:What a clever little guy you are Goober.
Why thank you, Tom. Compliments from you always mean a lot to me, what with your consistent record of sincerity, and always eschewing snide, sarcastic comments. I'm almost up to 180 lbs, though. Please make a note of that.
It's Christmas man, I'm in a giving mood. FWIW, you are a clever - 180 lb guy - . Nothing insincere about that. Your
barbed comments and witty angles and perceptions always illicit a chuckle. Even when it's at my expense.
Just so you know, it would be a lot more fun if you melted down, started sputtering and cursing and fuming, with spittle raining down on your monitor. You could take some pointers from Screw_Michigan.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Now he will quit trying to search for me, i can now live my life free.


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Goober McTuber wrote:I'm almost up to 180 lbs, though.
I have a leg that is almost 180 lbs

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Damn, mvscal gets the Rice a Roni for a year. Looks like the Juice is elgible for parole in 9 years but was actually sentenced to 33.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id ... _article=1
LAS VEGAS (AP) - A broken O.J. Simpson was sentenced Friday to as much as 33 years in prison for a hotel armed robbery after a judge rejected his apology and said, "It was much more than stupidity." The 61-year-old football Hall of Famer stood shackled and stone-faced when Judge Jackie Glass quickly rattled off his punishment soon after he made a rambling, five-minute plea for leniency, choking back tears as he told her: "I didn't want to steal anything from anyone. ... I'm sorry, sorry."
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I wonder, once he's in the "general population", whether he'll become a pitcher or a catcher.
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He'll probably hook up with the Muslims.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Just so you know, it would be a lot more fun if you melted down, started sputtering and cursing and fuming, with spittle raining down on your monitor. You could take some pointers from Screw_Michigan.
Kicking your teeth down your throat before wishing you die a slow, painful death in a vat of sulfuric acid is melting? :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for the news, pindick.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Just so you know, it would be a lot more fun if you melted down, started sputtering and cursing and fuming, with spittle raining down on your monitor. You could take some pointers from Screw_Michigan.
Kicking your teeth down your throat before wishing you die a slow, painful death in a vat of sulfuric acid is melting?
Wish in one hand and shit in the other, Scewball, and see which one fills up first. Keep dreaming, dickbreath. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Would OJ spend any time in Gen Pop? I profess my ignorance of the workings of prisons.
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I guess OJ was thinking, fukkk, I lopped 2 domes off and walked despite overwhelming evidence, why plea to this?

I guess somebody forgot to tell him that johnny cochran isn't taking any new cases these days.

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PSUFAN wrote:Would OJ spend any time in Gen Pop? I profess my ignorance of the workings of prisons.
Let's see if we can help you with that.

Carry lots of smokes, don't drop the soap.

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9 years to search the same 6 by 10 foot space for the real killers?

If he doesn't find them in that time frame, they just aren't in there.
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He found the soap he wanted with his commissary and was glad for it.
That was until Tiny yelled down from the tiers about his brand new leash.
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Pardon, but who put together a jury without any blacks? His lawyers must have been delighted.
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