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Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:12 am
by War Wagon
poptart wrote:
Van wrote:Dio and pop can be the conservative Republicans.
Ron Paul was the only republican prez candidate in '08 that interested me.

Jindal, Palin, Romney, J. Bush ...


Not IN.
What, no mention of Huckabee?

Ron Paul's a quack, btw.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:34 am
by poptart
Huckabee is in his comfort zone as a media talking head.

Ron Paul is the one guy mentioned so far that is looking out for YOU, Wagon.


Quack quack.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:26 am
by Smackie Chan
trev wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Few if any comments about her are hateful.
What are you smoking?
Link me up to posts containing what you consider to be hateful comments. I mean hateful on a par with what the right says about Obama or the left says about Dubya. I'm not sayin' she doesn't get cracked on, but I don't consider most of anything I've read about her to be hateful.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:55 am
by War Wagon
Yeah Smackie, trev asks a good question. Wtf are you smoking?

You want links? Do a search, you lazy, obtuse bastard. Here's one.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ilit=palin

Palin has been a lightning rod for hate.

Oh, but you want to define "levels" of hatred, so I guess calling her a cunt and a whore doesn't qualify as hate speech.

Jeez.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:07 am
by trev
Smackie Chan wrote:
trev wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Few if any comments about her are hateful.
What are you smoking?
Link me up to posts containing what you consider to be hateful comments. I mean hateful on a par with what the right says about Obama or the left says about Dubya. I'm not sayin' she doesn't get cracked on, but I don't consider most of anything I've read about her to be hateful.
G Pete asked why libtards hated Sarah so much. There are several comments all over the internet that are hateful toward her. Obama and Dubya generally don't get gutter comments about their families, clothing and sex life. Here's one for starters:

http://legalinsurrection.blogspot.com/2 ... again.html

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:10 am
by War Wagon
Papa Willie wrote: This two party system ain't worth a fuck.
Except that it's lasted for over 200 years and is the most stable form of representative government the world has ever seen.

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:29 am
by War Wagon
No need for you to confirm being an ignorant dumbfuck, spray. But thanks for the effort.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:40 am
by PSUFAN
I can just see it now.


Sarah is cavorting in a verdant field, gathering flowers, humming hymns, her glistening lips formed into a bemused "O" while over and over she thinks, "ooooh Miy!"

I see her from afar, a spinning top of light 'neath the lovely lattice of cotton-flecked skies...

I cup my shaking hands, and call: "Sarah! S A R A H! Sarah!"

she turns
Image
"Yayss?"

I sprint toward her. Her brow winkles a bit, she sniffles, she adjusts her sundress. The last thing I see before my pounce completes is her full bosom moving lusciously underneath the thin flower-patterned fabric.

As her squeal rings out, my lust and fever increase - I'm tearing her dress with my teeth, we're rolling down a small hill, her hot tits are smashed against me and my hands ache to steal down to her full, ripe, round ass cheeks.

We roll to a stop. she's atop me, knees athwart my torso. I reach up and yank her dress up around her midsection. NO FUCKING UNDERWEAR - I shriek with true delight. SHe hitches forward, and a massive light brown cloud lowers down over my expectant mouth. She drops in - it's like feeding a horse with an apple held out in my teeth. Her pelvis churns up and down - my face is suddenly totally fucking soaked in ex-gubernatorial juice rivulets running down my neck, my hairline sodden and slicked back. SHe's yelping like a stuck caribou, my jaw and lips are working FAST. like a corn harvester.

I reach up and jam my thumb right into her sticky butthole - and suddenly a JET of liquid shoots out of her vag and completely wets down the upper half of my body. The ground beneath us is starting to raise mud and the grass is worn through.

A thick, earthy stench is in the air now.

Something deep in me responds to this, and I seize her and throw her back. I rip out my slab and DEAL it to her. A rude and rhythmic squelching begins to fill the air. A scene of vivid struggle mars the peace of the meadow.

All throughout this, her glasses have stayed intact. As I piston her hard into the mud beneath, I look fully into her baby blues - which beg me for MORE. We roll over, and now she's in cowboy, with those perfect globes heaving back and forth:
Image

A burning wave swells and surges up in my unit. I shove her off and stand, and she jumps over and catches me with her swollen and raw lips. Her hair starts to come down as her whole head WORKS on my unit. 10 seconds more - and my cry shatters the air! Her head whips back, and a powerful gush engulfs her face - then another, and then TWO more. She's coughing, bleating like a pig on bacon day. her glasses are COATED with manslime.I moan loudly and fall back, exhausted.

Sarah's lenses continue to drip for 15 minutes, as she pants, sated. We hear the camera shutters sing around us.

Sarah whispers, "thanks - oooh heavens THANK YOU"...and slumps to the ground.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:17 am
by Terry in Crapchester
Papa Willie wrote:This two party system ain't worth a fuck, y'all. Ross Perot in '92 proved that if a third party gets just a little chance to make some noise, they might have a shot.
Perot got 19% of the popular vote in '92, but a whopping 0 electoral votes. What's more, he wasn't particularly close to getting any electoral votes. http://www.uselectionatlas.org/RESULTS/ ... &year=1992

If you want a third political party to succeed, the Electoral College is the single biggest obstacle to that, bar none.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:53 pm
by pron
PSUFAN wrote:I can just see it now.

...

Sarah whispers, "thanks - oooh heavens THANK YOU"...and slumps to the ground.
WHOA :o

:bode:

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:27 pm
by Truman
Diego in Seattle wrote:...She's going to anounce some "family crisis" & ask that the media respect the famly's privacy while in reality she and her husband work out a divorce.
:meds:

Palin said her family weighed heavily in her decision.

“I polled the most important people in my life, my kids, where the count was unanimous,” she said. “Well, in response to asking, ‘Hey, you want me to make a positive difference and fight for all our children’s future from outside the governor’s office?’ it was four yeses and one ‘hell, yeah!’ And the ‘hell, yeah’ sealed it.”


http://www.kansascity.com/842/story/1304888.html

Even :bode: sez the 'hell, yeah" declarative didn't come from Baby Trig. Asshat.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:04 pm
by Truman
Believe the Heupel wrote:
Hit piece over on the Daily Beast that kind of equivocates what's going on.
FTFY

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:00 pm
by KC Scott
General Peters wrote:Why do libtards hate this woman so much?

You confuse hate and hilarity.

The Left loves Palin beacuse she's a bonafide idiot parroting family values, God, fiscal responsability, security, blah, blah... while having a kid get knocked up, blowing up her clothing budget and babling incoherently about seeing Russia from the back of her deck. for all intent aand purpose she's a Milf George Bush.

Jindal is another tool - he has the charisma of Sanjay at Quickee Mart.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:16 pm
by Diego in Seattle
KC Scott wrote:
General Peters wrote:Why do libtards hate this woman so much?

You confuse hate and hilarity.

The Left loves Palin beacuse she's a bonafide idiot parroting family values, God, fiscal responsability, security, blah, blah... while having a kid get knocked up, blowing up her clothing budget and babling incoherently about seeing Russia from the back of her deck. for all intent aand purpose she's a Milf George Bush.

Jindal is another tool - he has the charisma of Sanjay at Quickee Mart.
Rack the assessment on Palin

And while he may not be Palin's intellectual equivalent, Jindal's remark about wasting money on volcano monitoring shows he's no mensa, either.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:31 pm
by trev
Believe the Heupel wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Get out of here with that lying, liberal bullshit, BTH. Go peddle your propaganda somewhere else.
:D

Good piece over on the Daily Beast that kind of explains what's going on.
Are you sure?

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:38 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
KC Scott wrote:
General Peters wrote:Why do libtards hate this woman so much?

You confuse hate and hilarity.

The Left loves Palin beacuse she's a bonafide idiot parroting family values, God, fiscal responsability, security, blah, blah... while having a kid get knocked up, blowing up her clothing budget and babling incoherently about seeing Russia from the back of her deck. for all intent aand purpose she's a Milf George Bush.

Jindal is another tool - he has the charisma of Sanjay at Quickee Mart.
Rack and rack.

And fwiw, Twit Romney doesn't stand a prayer of carrying even his (nominal) home state, let alone the country. At least in Presidential elections, the GOP is in deep Sununu for awhile, at least until enough of the voting public has forgotten how disastrous W's presidency was, or the Democrats do something REALLY stupid, like nominate Hillary.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:40 pm
by LTS TRN 2
P-Willie, I think you should consider what Perot was doing before he absolutely disappeared in disgrace from the political landscape, and that would be conducting seminars in 2001 detailing how to further exploit the deregulation of electricity and natural gas. That's right, the squirrely little whacko was teaching other rapacious swines in Texas how to engineer little "Dark Star" and "Get Shorty" scams of their own--all perfectly legal at the time.

Further, you'll duly recall that the only respect and admiration Perot earned during his surprise campaign came as he dared to call out the Bush campaign as being essentially corrupt--"the usual dirty tricks, " etc.

As for Brood Mare, her strategy is bizarre at best. She'll now have the record of being not even a one-term governor. Sure, she wants to be senator, but forget it. She's quite insane, in fact, and the more she imposes herself upon the addled Christers and loony rightwingers the more she'll fall apart.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:26 pm
by Smackie Chan
I went to see Perot speak at UCSB shortly after his unsuccessful '92 campaign. This was when David Koresh had the Branch Davidians holed up, and the Feds being held at bay. During a brief pause while Perot was speaking, one of the brilliant Gauchos in attendance shouted from the audience, "Hey Ross, what about Waco?"

Without missing a beat, Perot replied, "You know what Waco stands for? We Ain't Comin' Out!" He was heckled no more, and I silently RACKed him. Crackpot or not, he was an entertaining speaker, even when talking to "you people."

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:29 pm
by Trampis
I think whats getting lost here is the fact she named one of her kids "Trig" and another one "Track". Thats about all I needed to know.

And another thing, way to stick to your commitment there Mrs. Palin. You got hired for four years not 2 2/3. Tough it out! Being VP would have been toughter then that last year or so as Alaskan governor.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:35 am
by LTS TRN 2
mvscal wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:The idea of this demented idiot running for any office is an insult to the American people.
There is certainly no shortage of demented idiots either running for or serving in public office starting with the President and Vice President.
"Tu Quoque" or "you're another," the weakest of arguments. Look, desperate writhing Libertarian Survivalist un-closeted Nazi, Avi, the case of Sarah Palin is a study of American weirdness and refracted egomania unto itself. Here's some interesting info to help broaden your scope.

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/feat ... alin200908
:wink:

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:59 am
by H4ever
Terry in Crapchester wrote:She's on her 14th minute.

The GOP is the personal fiefdom of the Bush family, so the Republican nomination is Jebby's, if he wants it.
Jeb Bush is the antichrist....you heard it here first.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:28 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Trampis wrote:I think whats getting lost here is the fact she named one of her kids "Trig" and another one "Track". Thats about all I needed to know.
Trig, of course, has far worse problems than his name. But I'll bet Track regularly got his ass kicked at school. And while we're at it, let's not forget Bristol and Willow as well. I suppose Piper is okay, at least I've heard of other people with that name. Sounds like she named all her kids after characters from Lord of the Rings.

In the righties' world, apparently, if someone else names you Barack Hussein Obama, that makes you an America-hating Muslim. But if you name your own kids Track, Bristol, Willow and Trig, that makes you "mavericky."

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:51 pm
by Smackie Chan
Terry in Crapchester wrote:if you name your own kids Track [and] Bristol
Maybe she's just a big fan of ESPN.
Trig
I was told there would be no math.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:24 pm
by trev
Trampis wrote:I think whats getting lost here is the fact she named one of her kids "Trig" and another one "Track". Thats about all I needed to know.
Who cares? Most of us prefer more traditional names for our kids, but these names are solid boy names. Sasha and Malia names are different. They are very girlie girl names. A lot of black parents like to make up brand new orginal names for their kiddos.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:31 pm
by trev
LTS TRN 2 wrote:
mvscal wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:The idea of this demented idiot running for any office is an insult to the American people.
There is certainly no shortage of demented idiots either running for or serving in public office starting with the President and Vice President.
"Tu Quoque" or "you're another," the weakest of arguments. Look, desperate writhing Libertarian Survivalist un-closeted Nazi, Avi, the case of Sarah Palin is a study of American weirdness and refracted egomania unto itself. Here's some interesting info to help broaden your scope.

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/feat ... alin200908
:wink:
You read a 6 page article by Vanity Fair on Sarah Palin? You must have a lot of wasteful time on your hands. Did it make you feel better about yourself? Do you feel less threatened by Palin now? I bet you do. You are a wussy. No, you are a cowardly wussy. :lol:

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:42 pm
by Stanley Pickkkle
mvscal wrote:
The office of Vice President makes a dog catcher in Little Saigon look frantically busy by comparison but what the fuck.


a dog catcher in Little Saigon..........BAHAHWHWHAHWHWHAWHAHAHAHAAHA :lol:



That's actually a tough job with difficult decisions. For example, do you take the dog to the humane society or sell them as chicken for kung pao?

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:40 pm
by LTS TRN 2
A couple of things are getting overlooked here. First, despite her sorta Beauty Queen look, Brood Mare is in fact not really hot at all. Look closely at that mannish box head, at the nervous predatory eyes. Now listen to her talk. She apparently has an ADS affliction--as corroborated by various GOP staffers who attempted unsuccessfully to brief her on policy sound bites. Now consider her record, which is basically an unchecked pattern of failure, scandal, and surrender. Needless to say, she's done as a politician. No further office of any kind. But, as the gaseous blathering hack known as Rusp Limpdick has demonstrated, who needs an elected office to belch forth annoying bile? Perhaps the most disturbing aspect of this entire weird drama is that there are actually people out there--a base--who not only like her, but respect and support her. :shock:

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:26 am
by PSUFAN
Not sure what you call hot, comrade...but I'd still suckle her labia like fruit leather

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:55 pm
by Sirfindafold
I see the POS libs in here are still attacking Palin personally, but can't seem to attack her achievements as a Governor.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:11 pm
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:VP is the single most do nothing job in American politics. The office of Vice President makes a dog catcher in Little Saigon look frantically busy by comparison but what the fuck.
I gotta rack that. It's the best VP job description I've seen since John Nance Garner uttered the words "not worth a warm bucket of piss."

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:30 pm
by Sirfindafold
mvscal wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:her achievements as a Governor.
Quitting?
The personal attacks started long before last Friday. I'm sure you knew that.

Anyway, she probably quit to become a community organizer.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:45 pm
by PSUFAN
I hope I've made it clear that I've got nothing against Sarah - except hopefully one day my veiny kack.

For the record, though, sfaf - what are her accomplishments as governor, apart ending the job on her own terms?

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:57 pm
by trev
I'm pretty sure she sat on her ass and did nothing. Oh, she did pop out a retarded kid.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:21 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Her accomplishment was acquiring such a position to begin with.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:24 pm
by JMak
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Her accomplishment was acquiring such a position to begin with.
Sin
Obama

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:41 pm
by Diego in Seattle
PSUFAN wrote:I hope I've made it clear that I've got nothing against Sarah - except hopefully one day my veiny kack.

For the record, though, sfaf - what are her accomplishments as governor, apart ending the job on her own terms?
She sold a corporate jet....for a loss.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:43 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sirfindafold wrote:I see the POS libs in here are still attacking Palin personally...
I would attack her anally. Twice. Finish on the boobs.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:34 am
by Trampis
Sirfindafold wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:her achievements as a Governor.
Quitting?
The personal attacks started long before last Friday. I'm sure you knew that.

Anyway, she probably quit to become a community organizer.
Rack! Someone else whos disgusted with that qualification for president.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:40 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Don't forget, Todd's a championship "snow machine" racer.

Maybe that's just a provincial expression, but Todd's "snow machine" sounds an awful lot like what we in the U&R refer to as a snowmobile. Around these parts, a snow machine is something the ski resorts use to make artificial snow when there hasn't been enough real snowfall to allow them to do business. Not exactly the sort of thing you can race.

Re: Palin: GONZO

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:36 pm
by trev
Believe the Heupel wrote:
This.

Get used to the words "Spenard Builder's Supply"
When does this thing go down?