T1B

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2011 3:19 am**

Yes, you "hunt" images of men with large muscles and/or shaved junk and then log them into your personal homoerotic spank bank.

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2011 3:25 am**

Its one of those things thats a well known fact...if everybody had a garden the world would be a better place. The cultivation of ones own food is one of the cornerstones to well-being. Those that dont believe or have no desire to be bothered with a higher power can share the glory of what soil,water and sun can do.

Got my garden, got yours?

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2011 3:26 am**

What would happen if Diego and KC Scott had a 1 on 1 troll stop?

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2011 3:28 am**

Not much. Diego isn't very beefy and KC Scrote is too old.

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2011 3:35 am**

KC Scott wrote:what would happen if AP had lace panties and a camera..........

Wait......

I think I know how that one turns out

Yes we do. It's called... IKYABWAI? More famous than any Kansas City BBQ joint.

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2011 3:40 am**

KC Scott wrote:
mvscal wrote:Yes, you "hunt" images of men with large muscles and/or shaved junk and then log them into your personal homoerotic spank bank.
No - I hunt animals with guns. Then i kill them.

And then you go home and jerk off to ucant's bulging biceps.

You sit with the girls preparing a nice bernaise to cook them in

I Know I'm Gay But You're Not?!? Is this the new Kansas City attack strategy?

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2011 3:55 am**

mvscal wrote:I Know I'm Gay But You're Not?!? Is this the new Kansas City attack strategy?

KC Scott wrote:truth hurts doesn't it Nancy?

No, not really.

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2011 4:01 am**

mvscal wrote:
KC Scott wrote:
mvscal wrote:Yes, you "hunt" images of men with large muscles and/or shaved junk and then log them into your personal homoerotic spank bank.
No - I hunt animals with guns. Then i kill them.
And then you go home and jerk off to ucant's bulging biceps.

You sit with the girls preparing a nice bernaise to cook them in
I Know I'm Gay But You're Not?!? Is this the new Kansas City attack strategy?

The KC IKYABWAI infection is resistant to broad-spectrum antibiotics. It keeps spreading. A life-line call to KC Paul is in order.

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2011 4:04 am**

KC Scott wrote:Fairly typical response for thse suffering delussions of granduer

Try English next time. You're a mess.

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2011 12:39 pm**

KC Scott wrote:After I finished dinner at Morton's

Good call, KCZyclone.

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2011 1:09 pm**

KC Scott wrote:After I finished dinner at Morton's tonight...

... you enjoyed a fine Cuban cigar rolled with $100 bills?

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2011 1:34 pm**

KC Scott wrote:No - I hunt animals with guns. Then i kill them.

So do I. I also grow tomatoes. Broaden your horizons, Jethro.

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2011 10:13 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:
KC Scott wrote:No - I hunt animals with guns. Then i kill them.

So do I. I also grow tomatoes. Broaden your horizons, Jethro.

He's already bisexual.

Baby steps, Goobs. Don't put too much on his plate.

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2011 11:00 pm**

Cages ?? Really ??

Do you think that the 2 for a dollar tomatoes you buy in the store, that the farm went out and caged a 100 acre field of them ??

I am putting in at least 2- 100 foot rows this year and will use no cages and get great yields.

If you saw the shit they sprayed on those tomatoes, you would grow your own all the time, along with as much of your food as you could.

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 12:40 am**

Derron wrote:I am putting in at least 2- 100 foot rows this year and will use no cages and get great yields.

So you're planting commercial grade tomato plants?

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 12:52 am**

KC Scott wrote:dillusional

I like how you worked that into a gardening thread. Well played.

delussions

Not so much there, though.

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2011 4:47 pm**

Just finished turning over the soil in the garden this morning. The plants go in tomorrow, or Tuesday if it's pissing rain.

Ballbusting shovel work. It was only 18C today, but so fucking humid, I had to [KC Scott] take my shirt off [KC Scott] by the end of it.

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2011 5:40 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:
Derron wrote:I am putting in at least 2- 100 foot rows this year and will use no cages and get great yields.

So you're planting commercial grade tomato plants?

Not at all. Organic seed stock open pollinated heirloom. Started them in my greenhouse in late February.

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2011 9:17 pm**

KC Scott wrote:Given your fear of man rape

How else is he supposed to feel about it?

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2011 9:33 pm**

Apparently Scott feels it is "irrational" for a man to fear getting raped by another man.

Why am I not surprised.

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2011 10:40 pm**

KC Scott wrote:
I understand your concerns, now

It's not a "concern".

It's a primal human survival instinct.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 12:04 am**

Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:there are few things in life better than a slice of freshly picked tomater on a piece of good bread with a little miracle whip and some pepper.

Jesus Christ, Miracle Whip? There's few things worse you could put on any piece of food. Might as well add a cup of sugar to Screwball's mop squeezings. You'd probably get a similar condoment. Fuck.

I'll just have to take your word on what screwy's mop squeezings taste like.

Some prefer mayo to MW. It's a free country, use what you wish.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 12:31 am**

Much like beer snob, Miracle Whip snob is funny.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 1:10 am**

KC Scott wrote:Mustard > Mayo

On a ham sammy, you betcha. On a tomato sammich, not so much.

I prefer good mustard with nasal cavity burning levels of horseradish on ham, bologna, liverwurst. Mayo/miracle whip is better with chicken, beef.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 1:30 am**

KC Scott wrote:Mustard > Mayo

Not a valid comparison. They serve differnt purposes.

I'll put mustard and mayo on a lot of sammiches (just about anything but turkey, which only takes mayo).

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 1:49 am**

Mustard is far greater on so many levels. Mayo can take or leave. There is a place for it though. I'd say you have to have mayo in a tuna salad. Nothing else will do. Mustard only for every other sandwich or burger. There is even a place for Miracle Whip. Only one place though. A certain potato salad recipe I have calls for it.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 2:04 am**

Mikey wrote: I'll put mustard and mayo on a lot of sammiches (just about anything but turkey, which only takes mayo).

I like spicy brown mustard myself.

But where you stand on Miracle Whip, that is the burning question.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 2:17 am**

War Wagon wrote:
Mikey wrote: I'll put mustard and mayo on a lot of sammiches (just about anything but turkey, which only takes mayo).
I like spicy brown mustard myself.

But where you stand on Miracle Whip, that is the burning question.

Ditto on the spicy brown mustard.

Miracle Whip is a fucking abmomination however.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 2:35 am**

R-Jack wrote: Miracle Whip is a fucking abmomination however.

Yes, I've gathered that is the popular sentiment here. So I pulled the almost empty jar out the fridge to see what ingredients could make it so abominable.

water, soybean oil, vinegar, sugar, cornstarch, eggs, mustard flour, paprika, garlic.

Yikes!

Pretty scary stuff, that. Let's hope people that regularly use MW on their bologna sammitch don't mutate into Toddowen.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 2:46 am**

War Wagon wrote:water, soybean oil, vinegar, sugar, cornstarch, eggs, mustard flour, paprika, garlic.

I don't care if Raquel Welch's pussy juice extracted at the age of 25 is listed as an ingredient. However they arrange it makes it taste like a tangy pile of vomit.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 2:59 am**

Miracle whip brings all the boys to lovebuzzs house. Nothing wrong with it.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 3:01 am**

R-Jack wrote:taste

No accounting for.

I like my eggs easy over, some like them sunny side up.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 3:23 am**

Never understood the hate for Miracle Whip. It has so many natural ingredients that a special machine (The Miracle Whip) is required to mix them.
It's a Luddite thing. Wannabe Suzy-homemakers and armchair, middle class, connoisseur industry wankers are forced to face their own inadequacy.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 4:17 am**

A Bud Rice drinker. Yes a fucking Bud Rice drinker actually wrote:
R-Jack wrote:taste
No accounting for.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 4:47 am**

BTW.......when did "you fear being raped anally" become smack? I mean, it may not be something that you think about at all times, but if being forced to take it in the butt against your will is no longer a scary thought for someone, there might be something wrong with that person. Personally I think that is a healthy fear to have. The only person that sees it differently is ......................

I think that if man rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 5:23 am**

R-Jack wrote:BTW.......when did "you fear being raped anally" become smack?

On the upper third of page two. IKnowI'mGayButYou'reNot is the new KC attack plan.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 5:57 am**

Smackie Chan wrote:
KC Scott wrote:dillusional
I like how you worked that into a gardening thread. Well played.

delussions
Not so much there, though.

He likes to deffuse others responses when they crack him on spelling smack. He slipped in a subtle KC IKYABWAI when handle side of the plungers were drawn and directed toward his hungrily awaiting bunghole.

A valid question: What is KC Scrotes favorite body part of a man? That could be a poll question. Also, would that body part be: sweaty, hairy, Brazilian waxed, etc?

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 5:59 am**

In the showers at a gym somewhere in the Kansas City area:

KC Scott: "Hey, Sizzlechest! Name's Scott. I bet you come here a lot. I mean you have huge guns. Those are what? About 20 inch pythons there? They're almost as huge as this guy I know back east. So.."

Sizzlechest: "................."

KC Scott: "I uh couldn't help but notice your "manscaping" there. Heh, heh. That's a great look for you, ya know. The, uh, trimmed Hitler nicely offsets your smooth balls. Do you wax? I mean I was, uh, I was thinking maybe I would rock that look, too. Whaddya think?"

Sizzlechest: "..................."

KC Scott: "Yeah....OK. Um.....OH! HA!! Man, I was talking to these guys yesterday and you aren't gonna believe this, OK? Those pussies are scared of getting ass raped. What a bunch of nancy boys, huh?" Can you believe that?!?"

Sizzlechest: ".................."

KC Scott: "Well, uh what about you, huh? I bet you're not scared of getting your colon busted. Cause you're all, you know, huge and stuff. Me? Shit. I plain don't give a FUCK. Straight up, playa. That's just how I roll."

Sizzlechest: "...................."

KC Scott: " I mean if anyone rolls up on me and tries to.....Oooops. Dropped the soap there. Heh, heh. What a klutz, huh? Well...{takes a deep breath and cracks his knuckles} here I go! Bending over....with complete confidence. Not even a little bit scared. Yep, not even slightly alarmed that you might leap on my back and brutally monkey pump my dirt knot. No, sir. Not even....

Sizzlechest: {Leaves}

KC Scott: "Son.....of.....a......BITCH!!! GODDAMNIT!!!"

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 1:36 pm**

mvscal wrote:Hey, Sizzlechest!

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 4:49 pm**

KC Scott wrote:
R-Jack wrote: Personally I think that is a healthy fear to have
Unless you're in prison, if that fear crops up in your daily, weekly or mointhly thoughts then you probably have some issues - just sayin

As I said, it's not an everyday thought. I also don't think about being struck by lightning or being caught in a tire fire every day, but I would qualify those as hightly unlikely but healthy fears to have.

You don't seem to hold dude on dude assrape in the same regard. That in itself is not nearly as ponderous as using that feeling as a tool to getting over. I don't need to belabor the point much further than stating for the record that your feelings on getting raped by a guy are clearly the opposite of fear.

That brings us to the question........What is the opposite of fear?

A simple search yields words like

Courage
Bravery
Faith
Love

Now apply those emotions to man rape.

Fag.

T1B

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