How to elect a pope

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Re: How to elect a pope

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Derron wrote:
Mace wrote:
In addition to arresting/prosecuting the offending Priests, they need to do the same with anyone, including the Pope, who, in any way, attempts to cover up the crimes. Until that happens, it's just lip service and they can go fuck themselves.
Better watch your ass now. Wags reads that shit and he will be coming to fuck you up.
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I wish him luck with that.
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With this pope dude only having one lung, should there not be a pool as to how long he goes ? Was there not a pope who died fairly soon after being corenated or what ever ?

Old one lung dude down the road from me burned 3 packs a day, drank till he stumbled every night, and made it to 78 with one lung for 30 some years.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Whether I could marry or not, if I were to become a priest, I wouldn't bang a male. If I were to "falter", it would be with a nun.
You really aren't that bright, are you, Sam?

My point is that since they can't marry, normal men, the type that would rather bang a nun, do not go int the priesthood. Closet homos, OTOH flock there, since not marrying isn't a problem and being a priest gives them cover for never marrying. Allowing them to marry will mean your recruiting base suddenly includes many people who don't have a thing for altar boy ass.
Better yet, people could stop believing fairy tales about virgin birth, transubstantiation and resurrection. Then the filthy pedos have no power at all.
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Derron wrote:With this pope dude only having one lung, should there not be a pool as to how long he goes ? Was there not a pope who died fairly soon after being corenated or what ever ?

Old one lung dude down the road from me burned 3 packs a day, drank till he stumbled every night, and made it to 78 with one lung for 30 some years.
that would be JP the first. Dude lasted about 15 minutes. They were so worried about a repeat, they went and chose that wet behind the ears pollack, JP the second. It was a good pick, dude was as durable as brett fav-ruh. No way an 80 year old could have played 9mm sponge like he did and live to tell about it.
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Re: How to elect a pope

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Cardinal Sicola never gets a vote.

It's a shame, cause wouldn't the entire world love a good Pope Sicola?

Refreshing!
What were we just talking about?
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