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Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 1:23 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:...but only the cool people were allowed into The Vent. That's where it was at.
Oh, yeah. That was the place. The invite was nicer than the experience.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 1:37 am
by Jay in Phoenix
Left Seater wrote:TNW is short for what?
The New World, moderated by a poster named Mild 7.
Don't know what happened to either him or 3 Putt.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 1:43 am
by smackaholic
Left Seater wrote:TNW is short for what?
The New World.
Don't recall it lasting terribly long.
What was the kinder gentler board?
I remember nish posting a thread about how it had recruited him and that he visited a bit, but decided it just wasnt seedy enough and he preferred hanging out with us lowlifes at whatever the fukk board it was those of us deemed unworthy of the high class board, hung out at. That group seems to have formed the nucleus of T1B.
I wish that limey miscreant would drop in here more often. I mean he's to the left of Stalin politically speaking, but he is still the single funniest fukk that ever posted here.
I am fb fliends with him and bring up this dump now and then, but he doesn't seem to have much interest in returning, other than the time I goaded him into it after England got run by Iceland in the WC a few years back.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 1:44 am
by smackaholic
Was it TNW that was modded by Mild 7?
I think that was the classy board.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 2:02 am
by Jay in Phoenix
smackaholic wrote:Was it TNW that was modded by Mild 7?
I think that was the classy board.
Yep, as stated above. He and 3 Putt were the go to guys there.
Great board for wytch work.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 2:06 am
by smackaholic
and what was the seedy board?
ToT, I think?
Eventually morphed to this dump and .net.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 2:51 am
by Derron
smackaholic wrote:Was it TNW that was modded by Mild 7?
I think that was the classy board.
What the fuck are you talking about ?? Of all the years I have been around on these boards, none of them, not one even came close to being classy, whatever the fuck that means. Any place where you call each other pussys and cunts all the time is not classy.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 2:55 am
by Derron
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: and that one secret board in between that was invite only for the non-derrons (aka the cool kids) which perpetually asked the question: "so is that a no on ucant?"
That must have been a real special secret place..how many of you were there 3, 4, 5 ?? Probably some real compelling smack went down there.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:05 am
by Softball Bat
No on Derron.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:54 am
by Screw_Michigan
Derron wrote:
That must have been a real special secret place..how many of you were there 3, 4, 5 ?? Probably some real compelling smack went down there.
Without a doubt the collective IQ there was much, much higher
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 2:29 pm
by Goober McTuber
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:...but only the cool people were allowed into The Vent. That's where it was at.
I do remember HØNKSVILLE making a visit to the Vent and shitting all over it. Good times.
As I recall, TNW was one board that displayed posters' IP addresses.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:38 pm
by BSmack
Derron wrote:MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: and that one secret board in between that was invite only for the non-derrons (aka the cool kids) which perpetually asked the question: "so is that a no on ucant?"
That must have been a real special secret place..how many of you were there 3, 4, 5 ?? Probably some real compelling smack went down there.
It was really good place to get our smack tight. You would have hated it. Most of the poster spoke in complete sentences.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:42 pm
by Wolfman
http://web.archive.org/web/199801250959 ... m/card.htm
Original board. Most all were professionals that had their own computers or at their work/study. Actually talked about sports and The Jungle (when it was fresh).
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:41 pm
by Goober McTuber
Wolfie's link takes you to the Clone trading cards page, of course, because his is top left. At the bottom of the page are links, and the SmackChat one takes you to remnants of the original board from January, 1998. I see one poster there that made it all the way to T1B.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:07 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Papa Willie wrote:I got banned. (shocker)
We would only be so fortunate.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:46 pm
by Goober McTuber
Goober McTuber wrote:
Wolfie's link takes you to the Clone trading cards page, of course, because his is top left. At the bottom of the page are links, and the SmackChat one takes you to remnants of the original board from January, 1998. I see one poster there that made it all the way to T1B.
And he got off a "WAR Monica Lewinsky" blast.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:32 pm
by Wolfman
Back when I called Rome's show I once got in "War Lower Urinals". BTW---the Clone Baseball Trading cards came about when a fictitious Clone Baseball Team was being assembled. Jeff Tally took the idea and ran with it.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:41 pm
by Goober McTuber
I was reading a bit of the Smackchat board there. I had forgotten about the perl script problems that led to multiple cross-posting.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:48 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Having looked back at many of these iterations, the common theme is HOLY FUCK was that shit horrible. What used to pass as "funny" or "good smack" hasn't aged well at all. If someone like a VALVENIS showed up today, he'd get buried inside of two days. Even looking back at somewhat recent smack-offs on this board, I cringe at what I read, from myself and others. I guess you have to acknowledge history, but you don't have to like it.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:08 pm
by ML@Coyote
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Having looked back at many of these iterations, the common theme is HOLY FUCK was that shit horrible. What used to pass as "funny" or "good smack" hasn't aged well at all.
I don't know MGO.
I remember having a lot of fun.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:28 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
ML@Coyote wrote:MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Having looked back at many of these iterations, the common theme is HOLY FUCK was that shit horrible. What used to pass as "funny" or "good smack" hasn't aged well at all.
I don't know MGO.
I remember having a lot of fun.
As do I. I've gone back over the last Smack Off here on a few occasions, and it still reads as entertaining and funny. It's the mood of the board that has changed. Everyone just wants to argue politics and back bite over stupid shit. You can count the posters on one hand that try to be creative and have fingers left over.
It sucks, but things have changed. What is striking is that mgo is one of those creative types. Maybe looking in the mirror and figuring it out might help.
Or not.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 1:12 am
by Smackie Chan
Softball Bat wrote:No on Derron.

Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 1:22 am
by Screw_Michigan
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 2:23 am
by Derron
Smackie Chan wrote:Softball Bat wrote:No on Derron.

Laugh if you want Smackie...I would not want to be in some kind of "invite only, double secret " smack board with that bat shit crazy mother fucker and anybody else that was " invited" in. Fucking losers.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 3:08 am
by Softball Bat
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 12:33 pm
by smackaholic
Derron wrote:smackaholic wrote:Was it TNW that was modded by Mild 7?
I think that was the classy board.
What the fuck are you talking about ?? Of all the years I have been around on these boards, none of them, not one even came close to being classy, whatever the fuck that means. Any place where you call each other pussys and cunts all the time is not classy.
Classy, in this case was a relative term. In no way did I intend to imply it was actually classy.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 1:05 pm
by ML@Coyote
Here's to you, you pussy-dripping, ass-fucking, shit-eating, vagina-faced, leg-humping, golden-showered, jizz-stained, black cock sucking, faggot-assed bitch!
Who says I'm not classy?
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 3:20 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Papa Willie wrote:I find myself becoming a bigger fan of ML on a daily basis. A welcome offset to everything Goobs and Screwy.
ML is about as creative and funny as any poster that's placed fingers to keyboard and logged in to this place. He's been doing this stuff for a long, long time and few do it better.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 3:50 pm
by Derron
Wow. Suggesting that some of the people that inhabit the variations of this board are not classy, brings out world class butt hurt and faked outrage. Who would have thought it so ??
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:22 pm
by ML@Coyote
Softball Bat wrote:No on Derron.
I vote yes.
Salt of the earth.
Reliable, trustworthy, and straightforward.
And his posts often make me laugh.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:22 pm
by Joe in PB
Yeah the boards were funny back in 1999-2000, but the stuff that was funny and creative then, is not in 2018. Most of us also have less time to spend on boards.
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Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:23 pm
by Joe in PB
Papa Willie wrote:I find myself becoming a bigger fan of ML on a daily basis. A welcome offset to everything Goobs and Screwy.
Agreed.
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Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:51 pm
by Softball Bat
ML@Coyote wrote:Softball Bat wrote:No on Derron.
I vote yes.
Salt of the earth.
Reliable, trustworthy, and straightforward.
And his posts often make me laugh.
Derron should be bagging my groceries.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:17 am
by ML@Coyote
Where would you have him put your National Enquirer? With the canned goods? Or with the chips and bread?
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 2:00 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
ML@Coyote wrote:Softball Bat wrote:No on Derron.
I vote yes.
Salt of the earth.
Reliable, trustworthy, and straightforward.
And his posts often make me laugh.
I would crush beers, burn herb and shoot things with Derron any day of the week.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:24 am
by Derron
Softball Bat wrote:ML@Coyote wrote:Softball Bat wrote:No on Derron.
I vote yes.
Salt of the earth.
Reliable, trustworthy, and straightforward.
And his posts often make me laugh.
Derron should be bagging my groceries.
If you were heterosexual and had a wife or girlfriend I would be bagging her ass double condom wrapped up making that bitch scream for more. Then I would wipe my cock off on your dining room table cloth, then hold the door open for the rest of the T1B crowd to train her sorry ass.
But you are not hetero, you are a simpleton who had not been laid in 20 years and jerks off to Screwed in the Ass's pathetic posts. So that scenario is not feasible at all. Carry on.
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:02 am
by Softball Bat
Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:36 am
by FiatLux
l-r
FiatLux...CDS

Re: One of the many iterations of this collective shithole
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 11:42 am
by smackaholic
Papa Willie wrote:I find myself becoming a bigger fan of ML on a daily basis. A welcome offset to everything Goobs and Screwy.
Yeha, ML is the rare bird here, who seems to have fans on both sides of the T1B political war. He's the anti-screwey.