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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:12 am
by Atomic Punk
You are not obscure. You are easily read. I guess you are used to self-propping enough to get over on your bad-ass self.

Can I get a hurrumph?

Re: THE SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 1

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:42 am
by KC Scott
Douchebag wrote:
6. KC Scott - i will be spending some extra time in the KC area during my tour, and you are a big reason why. your arrogance pisses me off so fucking bad i light my hands on fire and chew tumb tacks while pistol whipping my dog. i hate you. see you at the bottom of the cliff, fucko
Kcar!

IFMAFL!

4 dat you get sporps!

If it's K w/ U will brb w/ da pain.

Gotta u/d the D/B

run2 chucks?

Sin,

Image

BTW - I can TDF 70 yds+ = U DIx2

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:20 am
by Mister Bushice
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:AP's got shower doors, yet still has the curtain rod hanging around. Hmmm...
I'd be more concerned about the fluffy loofa thingy hanging in the shower than his choice for another way out.

Re: THE SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 1

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:54 am
by DallasFanatic
Douchebag wrote:7. DallasFanatic - what is it with you fucking texans? if i had the time and money i would personally ERADICATE every last one of you from that abortion of a state but not before i fuck your women. YOU have shown me no respect, asshole, and i cannot wait to turn you into a paraplegic.
Wow, a top ten list. Damn this is a first. A couple of things Douche. One, I am not from Texas, I'm from Cali and anxiously awaiting your trip to the best coast. I will remove every single limb from its joint and tie you to a string and make you dance like a puppet for this forum. Oh how I strive to make that number 1 spot douche. You roll into Cali and roll out in a hearse.

I suggest you unfuck yourself or I will unsrew your head and shit down your neck. Damn I love that line. See ya in Cali Douche.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:48 am
by SoCalTrjn
never knew of someone from California who refered to the state as "Cali," only tourists, rappers and whiggers call it that.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:24 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Atomic Punk wrote:You are not obscure. You are easily read.
Christ mang, might as well slouch down next to Zyclone cuz everything is going right over your head.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:29 pm
by OCmike
SoCalTrjn wrote:never knew of someone from California who refered to the state as "Cali," only...whiggers call it that.
What do the Tories call it?

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:28 pm
by smackaholic
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:AP's got shower doors, yet still has the curtain rod hanging around. Hmmm...
the curtain rod is for the fancy ornamental curtain that chicks like to hang outside of the liner which is actually the functional part. AP, if I recall is single, therefore, he is gax, not suicidal.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:59 pm
by PSUFAN
Goddamned Douchebag - I can't fuckin' wait to kick your teeth out and blug your butthole with an air compressor nozzle. I'll inflate your colon like an inner tube and roll you into the mud . Then I'll pelt you with D Batteries, hammer your toes off one by one, and use the shards of your glasses to carve you a back tattoo that looks like this:

:bode:

You're not gonna survive ANY of this.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:10 pm
by smackaholic
PSUFAN wrote:Goddamned Douchebag - I can't fuckin' wait to kick your teeth out and blug your butthole with an air compressor nozzle. I'll inflate your colon like an inner tube and roll you into the mud . Then I'll pelt you with D Batteries, hammer your toes off one by one, and use the shards of your glasses to carve you a back tattoo that looks like this:

:bode:

You're not gonna survive ANY of this.
Make sure you do the colon inflating thing before you abrade his innards with firm but controlled motions with the tire iron, cause I really doubt it will hold air afterwards.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:40 pm
by Mister Bushice
OCmike wrote:
SoCalTrjn wrote:never knew of someone from California who refered to the state as "Cali," only...whiggers call it that.
What do the Tories call it?
Injun territory.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:21 pm
by tuff gong
Dou-dogg, why you wanna beat me up? For starters, I am all OVER your signature look. Mantits are IN for 2007! I've been on the pep squad for team Beatdown since the first tour itinerary.

We have a Travellodge and a Motel 6 over by the interstate if there's anybody you'd like to maim or cripple while you're out this way. :)

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:29 pm
by tuff gong
smackaholic wrote:OK, be honest now, folks. Who else had a pink izod with a turned up colar? I'm kind of ashamed to admit I did. But, I was young and it was 1985.
Did you wear it with your acid wash jeans?

years ago cleaning out a closet I found somebody's LL Bean catalog from 1980. The clothes were probably no different than they sell now, but they were a smaller operation - the people modeling the clothes were uglier and lumpier and they all had that fukked up feathered hair with wings. And they hadn't scored a toll free order number - they had a regular long distance phone # with a Maine area code.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:48 pm
by smackaholic
nahhh, never did get on the acid wash bandwagon. I was strictly a 501 man back in the day. My fellow levi snobs and I would make fun of tools that wore orange label levis. today? I wear whatever is on sale at kmart. funny how shit like a mortgage and grocery bills will knock what jeans you wear down the importance ladder a few rungs.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:50 pm
by Dinsdale
A pink Izod was worthless without the khaki pants and the brown Topsiders...without socks, of course.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:55 pm
by smackaholic
duckheads were the brand of choice in the south, anyway. What brand khaki did you fukks sport in the U&L? And yes, if you rolled in a pair of docksiders with socks, you could be arrested in many places in 1986.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:00 pm
by Dinsdale
Duckies were quelle cool.

Reminds me...one of these days when I'm really bored, I might share the tale of me and my friend getting so intoxicated on various sunstances, all but about one of which were illegal(and the other was still illegal for those under 21), that we actually got lost driving home, and ended up getting pulled over in the red-light district of the ghetto...funny stuff...the next day, anyway.


Was probably Luther who pulled us over.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:06 pm
by DallasFanatic
Dinsdale wrote:Duckies were quelle cool.

Reminds me...one of these days when I'm really bored, I might share the tale of me and my friend getting so intoxicated on various sunstances, all but about one of which were illegal(and the other was still illegal for those under 21), that we actually got lost driving home, and ended up getting pulled over in the red-light district of the ghetto...funny stuff...the next day, anyway.


Was probably Luther who pulled us over.
Those sunstances still have lingering effects.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:13 pm
by Dinsdale
DallasFanatic wrote: Those sunstances still have lingering effects.

You sure it's not all of the ones I've ingested since then? That was a long time ago, you know.


Crazy part about that, is I'm pretty sure the cops were way more doped up than we were. I wish I could say that it was the first time I've had a gun shoved in my face, at the ripe old age of 18...but it wasn't.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:17 pm
by Det. Jimmy McNulty
Dinsdale wrote:I wish I could say that it was the first time I've had a gun shoved in my face, at the ripe old age of 18...but it wasn't.
I would have finished the fucking job and saved this board the tedious work of sifting through your worthless drivel.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:19 pm
by Mister Bushice
DallasFanatic wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Duckies were quelle cool.

Reminds me...one of these days when I'm really bored, I might share the tale of me and my friend getting so intoxicated on various sunstances, all but about one of which were illegal(and the other was still illegal for those under 21), that we actually got lost driving home, and ended up getting pulled over in the red-light district of the ghetto...funny stuff...the next day, anyway.


Was probably Luther who pulled us over.
Those sunstances still have lingering effects.
You always end up peeling pretty badly the next day.

Talk about sunover.

The only thing that usually helps is a little hair of the dog star.

Seriously.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:31 pm
by Mikey
OCmike wrote:
SoCalTrjn wrote:never knew of someone from California who refered to the state as "Cali," only...mvscals call it that.
What do the Tories call it?
Image

She's supposedly purchasing a B&B in Fallbrook where they're going to shoot some kind of reality show.

Weird shit - that's all we need. I wish she'd call Cali her former home.

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:31 am
by SoCalTrjn
Fallbrook? is it a Nazi B&B.... Metzger her partner on the thing?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:22 pm
by PSUFAN
Was Douchebag run, or did you guys bore him to tears?