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Martyred wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Suckulent Division
.m2
XXXL
LoganFan
ChargerMike

ChargerMike showed some promise in the Grapefruit League, but clearly he isn't ready for "the bigs". I say let him ride the pine
in the minors for another season and bring up Mad Russian or Felix.

I can't work with Felix......dude is a complete tool. You find some other division for him

Martyred wrote: [Mad Russian or Felix.

nice edit douchecanoe

Papa Willie wrote:

Not to hijack this thread

Not that doing so would be anything but an improvement

velocet wrote:Morte is an obvious troll. Anyway, "he" copped to being run by Jay in Phoenix in that brain dead thread of his. Dump that nic, it doesn't deserve recognition. I nominate quackerbacker as his replacement.

Speaking of nominations: in the summer of 2000 Roger_the_Shrubber nominated ADAM for a Smackademy Award: Rookie Of the Year.

velocet

velocet, a question:

When exactly did this event happen? Even weirder, somebody asked me if I had been behind the Morte troll. Odd, since I have never used a troll.

Any thoughts?

Papa Willie wrote:

Loganfan wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:This may be fun. I might bring out all the old "Spray Shots".

:x That shit ain't fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x

I've begun. Round 1 is now OPEN!

You're going down, fat man.

The dark horse is going All The Way!!!!!!!!

Just got this briefing off of the 9:07 Chatwire:

*** BREAKING ***

Charger Mike is OUT - Diogenes is IN.

--The Deciders

PSUFAN wrote:Just got this briefing off of the 9:07 Chatwire:

*** BREAKING ***

Charger Mike is OUT - Diogenes is IN.

--The Deciders

Rack.

Martyred wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Suckulent Division
.m2
XXXL
LoganFan
ChargerMike

ChargerMike showed some promise in the Grapefruit League, but clearly he isn't ready for "the bigs". I say let him ride the pine
in the minors for another season and bring up Mad Russian or Felix.

Awwwww, did I hurt your back pussy sometime and you are holding a grudge?
You are a semen gargling, effeminate cock-bitch who takes this shit juuusst a bit too seriously
So go wrap your fist in shit covered barbed wire and razor blades, and fuck yourself.. :D

IndyFrisco wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:Not to hijack this thread (well - might as well as this shit is going nowhere in a hurry), but I just noticed your sig, IF.



That poor bastard is really a fucking nut, eh?

Yeah, it will take a monumental self ass kicking to replace this sig. Either that dude is the most delusional, homerific and myopic piece of shit or he has trolled the ever living fuck out of the CFB forum for 10 years. The deed to my house is on the former, but rack the hell out of him if it is the latter.

That's about where I am on him as well.

And while we're on the topic, why isn't dude in the Suck-Off? Yeah, I know he mainly sticks to the CFB forum, but his thread about running his Pony League team until they dropped after they only won by 65 runs was in the main forum. Either the Deciders screwed up royally, or they're hedging their bets on the point above.

MadRussian wrote: Awwwww, did I hurt your back pussy sometime and you are holding a grudge?

No, you just suck. Big time.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:And while we're on the topic, why isn't dude in the Suck-Off? Yeah, I know he mainly sticks to the CFB forum, but his thread about running his Pony League team until they dropped after they only won by 65 runs was in the main forum. Either the Deciders screwed up royally, or they're hedging their bets on the point above.

Chapter 1, section 4, paragraph 1.3 of the Suck-Off handbook:

Never doubt The Deciders, for they are all-knowing.

SoCalTrjn is, by far, the biggest bitch of the CFB forum. Let him have his due there. Besides, it was agreed upon unanimously within the War Room that participants would be relegated to those who post mainly in the CDS forum.

Bobby42 wrote:

Scrotum Sucking Division
Bobby42
Sirfindafold
Papa Willie
Adelpiero

I'm at the top of this epic list. Does this mean I'm team captain?

No.

I think the mods just figured, bobby's a colored boy. He should have good speed. We'll bat him leadoff. I woulda had fatboy bat cleanup though, rather than third.

Maybe not. If he can lay down a good bunt it would be next to impossible for the defense to try and throw around him to first.

It just depends on if Adel has enough pop to drive in runs.

Biggie wrote:Dude calls out 24 regular posters and there are zero replies challenging his arrogance? Wow - I guess being SO Champ does have its privileges.

:bows to MgoBlue:

Exactly.

If a known 'tard called me out I might ignore him, or shuffle my feet and mull around like this hopeless lot of losers has done, BUT, Mgo is anything but a 'tard.

Any one of you losers have any smack to say, or people to fight, ... or can we all rest comfortably that Mgo has made the correct call and you are all pitifully inept fucktards?

Bring something any year now, cocksocks.


Too funnay, really.

poptart wrote: Too funnay, really.

It was pretty funny to begin with...

But the fact Biggie had to explain it to the tards in question is fucking hilarious.

poptart wrote: BUT, Mgo is anything but a 'tard.

or you could look at it as mgo the mediocrite, who won the smack off pretty much by default, coming down with a yeast infection and "calling out" a handfull of regular posters whose collective reaction was, more or less, "mgo-who?"

what's the point in smacking back at mgo when all he'll do is go away for awhile and return, after a bit, like the maiden auntie he's always aspired to be? There's no entertainment to be had. At least Monica & Wags & Babshice are good for an occasional meltdown.

'tart wrote:Any one of you losers have any smack to say, or people to fight...

And praytell, what would be the point? The only thing that would accomplish is to lend legitimacy to this charade. Nay, I am loathe to lend credence to this sham. I'd be better served getting in a fight with Douchebag.

However, some meager effort was made to the precursor of this topic. You may have saw it.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... a&start=30" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote wrote: The powers that be have discussed earnestly a third rule which will take effect...immediately

WW wrote:Which can only lead a rational mind to conclude that "The powers that be" are a bunch of moronic ingrates who need to take a long look in their own jizz stained mirror.

Jeebus, you even stickied this pathetic thread. I'm not much interested in seeing you bitches grade mine or anyone else's papers.

Gee, it only took several days, but at least somebody fired back.

Not very well, mind you, but at least Cuda came up with something.


The rest of you can take pride in the fact you suck even more than Cuddles.

I'd be better served getting in a fight with Douchebag.

Yeah - I'm his sworn enemy, but I think he'd serve you up some whoopass no problem.

Who would you put your money on - a coat hanger with a Royals cap, or a cetacean with a faux-hawk?

Why were you banned at Mag7?

It seems pretty male-friendly over there.

Papa Willie wrote:
That, and that "Bsby/Cool Hand Luke" guy really, really hates me.

Your posts should come with a bib.

Papa Willie wrote:I just don't have the time or care to fight that kind of thing like I used to...

Pinocchio said, what ???

smackaholic wrote:

Bobby42 wrote:

Scrotum Sucking Division
Bobby42
Sirfindafold
Papa Willie
Adelpiero

I'm at the top of this epic list. Does this mean I'm team captain?

No.

I think the mods just figured, bobby's a colored boy. He should have good speed. We'll bat him leadoff. I woulda had fatboy bat cleanup though, rather than third.

Bobby's colored?
I don't think I can play anymore

Do Spray and m2 get bonus suck points for going at eachother?

Papa Willie wrote:

.m2 wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:
That, and that "Bsby/Cool Hand Luke" guy really, really hates me.

Your posts should come with a bib.

Papa Willie wrote:I just don't have the time or care to fight that kind of thing like I used to...

Pinocchio said, what ???

You'll get cancer and nobody will care.

that's just mean. You should apologize.

PSUFAN wrote:a coat hanger with a Royals cap

:snort:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:[
Sucksational Division
LTS TRN 2
Kid Nashville
Moving Sale
Cuda

You might want to pick people that post here more than twice a quarter you felching bag of puss.

Translation for stupid fucks like MGO: What's the point of banning someone who hardly cares to post here anyways?

Good god this place sucks horse cock.

Consider yourself a "legacy selection," TVO.

You know -- kind of like how it doesn't matter if he's batting .240, Cal Ripken Jr is going to the All-Star game...


Same sort of dealio.

God you're a dumbfuck.

In 3,000 words or less, please explain how banning someone who almost never posts is worth two sticky threads and 6+ pages of garbage?

Hence, your appearance on the list.


I'm going to go way out on a limb here, and guess that the intended fun here is the journey, not the destination.

Dumbfuck.

Moving Sale is TVO?

s'up K?

Dinsdale wrote: the intended fun here is the journey, not the destination.

And the journey to banning someone who almost never posts is fun how?

"Let's ban the guy who never posts."

Bang away tard.

Moving Sale wrote:

Dinsdale wrote: the intended fun here is the journey, not the destination.

And the journey to banning someone who almost never posts is fun how?

Moving Sale wrote:
"Let's ban the guy who never posts, except when threatened with a banning, at which point he unleashes a fury of whiney posts."

FTFY

Dinsdale wrote:

Moving Sale wrote:
"Let's ban the guy who never posts, except when threatened with a banning, at which point he unleashes a fury of whiney posts."

FTFY

Ban me now. See if I care.
You were whining about what?

TVO, you bring too much to this shithole for Dins to ever consider banning you.

Moving Sale wrote: You were whining about what?

I see you working...


You think you can sew up the title early if you bust off some epic IKYABWAI smack.


Not a bad strategy, per se, but I think you've grossly underestimated your competition.

PSUFAN wrote:TVO, you bring too much to this shithole for Dins to ever consider banning you.

I saw you post and had my finger on the delete button. You'd better watch yourself

I think you've grossly underestimated your competition.

It's a reflex for him - compensation mechanism.

Probably wearing his elevated suck shoes.

I vote for Dins