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I'm a man ........... I'm 40. However, I look like I'm 30 and I have the penis of an infant.

....older than Luther..younger than Wolfman...enjoying the SS check every month.

38 but I'll be 39 before the year is out.

Tom In VA wrote:38 but I'll be 39 before the year is out.

Wishful thinking.

And stay out of our threads, whippersnapper! What, there aren't enough other ones for you young'uns to play in?

S'all right, Smackie. Tom qualifies for honorary geezer status.

War Wagon wrote:S'all right, Smackie. Tom qualifies for honorary geezer status.

I know his liver does. ;)

Goober McTuber wrote:

MadRussian wrote:40 here

We're comparing ages, not IQs.

Oh HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOL
That was SO funny!!!!



Sin,
not really

MadRussian wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

MadRussian wrote:40 here

We're comparing ages, not IQs.

Oh HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOL
That was SO funny!!!!



Sin,
not really

Yes, the fact that your IQ appears to actually be in the 40-something range does take some of the funnay out of it. BTW, nice contribution to The Pickle Jar, tard.

Wow, knowing the age of so many of you has just made a lot of the things you've all posted go from offensive to funny just like that.

Sincerely,

Watching an NBA game with my great uncle who commented "that guy looks like the team just nabbed him while he was swingin' through the trees!"

Q is right...

Most of the wannabe racists here merely talk the talk...

Whereas Q West Coast walks the walk. Rather than bitching about African Americans, he simply did something about it, and moved to the whitest place in the freaking country.

Dinsdale wrote:Q is right...

Most of the wannabe racists here merely talk the talk...

Whereas Q West Coast walks the walk. Rather than bitching about African Americans, he simply did something about it, and moved to the whitest place in the freaking country.

Very true. Funny story about that. Back in the '80's some sort of Grand Wizard or something from the KKK had publicly announced that he was retiring to the Southern Oregon Coast because he had done is research and apparently determined that we were the whitest place in the country. The local human rights-types tried to put together some sort of petition or letter to send to the guy asking him not to come. The guy didn't end up moving here as far as I know but I doubt the action of the locals had anything to do with it.

Q, West Coast Style wrote:Back in the '80's some sort of Grand Wizard or something from the KKK had publicly announced that he was retiring to the Southern Oregon Coast

Wasn't the former mayor of Tillamook, was it?

Dinsdale wrote:

Q, West Coast Style wrote:Back in the '80's some sort of Grand Wizard or something from the KKK had publicly announced that he was retiring to the Southern Oregon Coast

Wasn't the former mayor of Tillamook, was it?

Was he a Klansman?

Q, West Coast Style wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:

Q, West Coast Style wrote:Back in the '80's some sort of Grand Wizard or something from the KKK had publicly announced that he was retiring to the Southern Oregon Coast

Wasn't the former mayor of Tillamook, was it?

Was he a Klansman?

I believe they had a few.

The Klan built the Tillamook Library.

The first black man to set foot in Tillamook, with Captain Gray... the natives (The Tillamooks Injuns) killed him. This was a trend that would be played out for decades in the Tilly.

Mace wrote:I turned 30 in March......of 1980. :)


Mace

Now wait a minute Mace, you are talking about sheep years, right?

Good to see ewe again!

Jay

Sudden Sam wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:
The Klan built the Tillamook Library.

The first black man to set foot in Tillamook, with Captain Gray... the natives (The Tillamooks Injuns) killed him. This was a trend that would be played out for decades in the Tilly.

Damn y'all! Tryin' to take away our claim to being the most racist bastards on the planet!

You southerners have been coasting on your rep for years.

Sudden Sam wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:
The Klan built the Tillamook Library.

The first black man to set foot in Tillamook, with Captain Gray... the natives (The Tillamooks Injuns) killed him. This was a trend that would be played out for decades in the Tilly.

Damn y'all! Tryin' to take away our claim to being the most racist bastards on the planet!

When Isaiah Rider was ridiculed in the media for blaming his coke-can paraphanalia arrest on the fact that there were still lynchings going on "40 miles down the road" from Portland, many of us quietly admitted there were probably some seeds of truth rooted in his inflamatory remarks.

Goober McTuber wrote:
Yes, the fact that your IQ appears to actually be in the 40-something range does take some of the funnay out of it. BTW, nice contribution to The Pickle Jar, tard.

I see, in your life, facts are what something appears to be,in your sniveling, pathetic, hand wringing opinion??
So. Lets see here...
By goober's ideology, its fine to go to hotels and sex up trannies, because they appear to be women, right?
Or teens, because they appear to be of age??
You mouth breathing retard, your logic makes as much sense as a 3 door bicycle, but nice job on KYOA

Oh and take teh pickle jar and shove it up your ass sideways that pic was teh funnay...oh wait, did that OFFEND your delicate little interweb eyes??

MadRussian wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:
Yes, the fact that your IQ appears to actually be in the 40-something range does take some of the funnay out of it. BTW, nice contribution to The Pickle Jar, tard.

I see, in your life, facts are what something appears to be,in your sniveling, pathetic, hand wringing opinion??
So. Lets see here...
By goober's ideology, its fine to go to hotels and sex up trannies, because they appear to be women, right?
Or teens, because they appear to be of age??
You mouth breathing retard, your logic makes as much sense as a 3 door bicycle, but nice job on KYOA

OK, it appears that 40-something might be a bit high. What a fucking mess.

On the bright side, this can only help your chances in the Suck-off.

BSmack wrote:

Sudden Sam wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:
The Klan built the Tillamook Library.

The first black man to set foot in Tillamook, with Captain Gray... the natives (The Tillamooks Injuns) killed him. This was a trend that would be played out for decades in the Tilly.

Damn y'all! Tryin' to take away our claim to being the most racist bastards on the planet!

You southerners have been coasting on your rep for years.

That's probably true, but you've been coasting on your bro's arse for decades.

Hey BCrack, you are the enemy and shall be dealt with accordingly.

Word to your brother.

Sudden Sam wrote: Damn y'all! Tryin' to take away our claim to being the most racist bastards on the planet!

Oh contrair, monswear.

We don't have much racism here... because we have very few black people here.


And the ones we have... the cops shoot.

There's only been one lynching of a black in the history of the state... since it was illegal for black people to be in the state/territory for many, many moons. We didn't have slavery -- we had "indentured servitude" of Chinese. And frankly, unlike those of African descent, the Chinese folk here have moved on with the rest of us. Matter of fact, things are so peachy-keen with the Chinese, we even let them do all of our drycleaning, run the convenience store/porn shops on the corner, and have all but let them monopolize the fake ID market.

Spent the birthday in Boston on Biz - drinks and dinner downtown, and in a burb called Newton - come to think of it I didn't see any blacks in Boston either.

That said I was hanging with my Canadian Boss and an Indian (not the wahooo type) so I'm as multi-national as all get out anymore.

The world is flat -

KC Scott wrote:Spent the birthday in Boston on Biz - drinks and dinner downtown, and in a burb called Newton - come to think of it I didn't see any blacks in Boston either.

That said I was hanging with my Canadian Boss and an Indian (not the wahooo type) so I'm as multi-national as all get out anymore.

The world is flat -

Newton?

Jaysus, Scott, if you wore a white sheet in Newton you would be invisible

Newton has been one of the wealthiest, snobbiest, drive thru bleached white bedroom communities outside of Boston since EVER.

Next time ask your Biz Bros for a drive by trip thru southie: Roxbury, Jamaica Plain, Dorchester.

You'll be singing a different international toon after that.

Word. Driving west on rt. 9, you might begin to forget that Africa was ever part of the human genome.

Mace wrote:

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Mace wrote:I turned 30 in March......of 1980. :)


Mace

Now wait a minute Mace, you are talking about sheep years, right?

Good to see ewe again!

Jay

Sad news to report here, Jay. All of my sheep died after I got one of them 4 hour boners they talk about on the Viagra commercials.....but it sure was fun while it lasted.

Mace

...now damitt Mace, who you trying to sh!t...here's iron clad proof at least one of your favorites made it...