any gardeners here?

[Truman]

And AP - queen of the mirror PM panty self shot

I hear there's a lot more of those out there than just one time stupidity

I thought only ucantdoitbieberSTyle2 carried a fag-o-meter.

Must be a meme-thing, like R-Jack's wolf shirt...

[Dinsdale]

Hey, KCScott... help me out here... I'm trying to remeer what city you're from, KCScott...

I see Nancy the cook rolling in with her own little basic training fantasy - Nice Yob there Nance.

Guess that's why you were against "Don't Ask Don't Tell" - You wanted to tell everyone when you swallowed a Dick

Oh, OK -- I remember now.

[R-Jack]

This would seem to suggest you've been, or plan to be, in places where the fear of man rape is a possibility?

Rich coming from the guy who fears the rape of no man and showers at the gym.

[Mikey]

Miracle Whip is a fucking abmomination however.

Yes, I've gathered that is the popular sentiment here. So I pulled the almost empty jar out the fridge to see what ingredients could make it so abominable.

water, soybean oil, vinegar, sugar, cornstarch, eggs, mustard flour, paprika, garlic.

Yikes!

Pretty scary stuff, that. Let's hope people that regularly use MW on their bologna sammitch don't mutate into Toddowen.

Nothing wrong with the ingredients. Too sweet sweet for my taste, that's all.

And as far as mustard is concerned, I only keep French's yellow mustard in the house for the wife. She uses it on the rare occasion that we have hot dogs. She's been known to put ketchup on steaks too.

I'll usually only use Grey Poupon, or something similar. Gulden's is OK, as is Inglehoffer stone ground mustard.

[Truman]

Nothing wrong with the ingredients. Too sweet sweet for my taste, that's all.

And as far as mustard is concerned, I only keep French's yellow mustard in the house for the wife. She uses it on the rare occasion that we have hot dogs. She's been known to put ketchup on steaks too.

I'll usually only use Grey Poupon, or something similar. Gulden's is OK, as is Inglehoffer stone ground mustard.

Word. Grew up a MW kid, but have come to prefer the taste of the genuine article for creamy cole slaws and tater salads - and of course, BLTs made with tomatoes and lettuce (if the friggin' rabbits don't get it first) straight from the garden.

Ever try Zatarain's creole mustard, Mikey? Got a dijon-like flavor with the earthiness of stone ground. I usually sub it in most everything that calls for Grey Poupon...

[Mikey]

Ever try Zatarain's creole mustard, Mikey? Got a dijon-like flavor with the earthiness of stone ground. I usually sub it in most everything that calls for Grey Poupon...

Never tried that, but I'll have to keep my eye out for it. I'll try just about any kind of mustard that looks like it has a kick to it, the bigger the better. I must have threee or four different brands in the fridge right now, ranging from good 'ol GP to some kind of Napa Valley botique product made with white wine and horseradish.

[smackaholic]

I get my taste for MW from my gramps who was a pretty fair cook. Still make his kick ass tater salad w/MW and a little good mustard as well. I guess his PS had a german influence in that it was quite tangy. He would soak the almost fully cooked unpeeled potatoes in vinegar overnight in the fridge. I believe MW works better than mayo in the tangy variety of tater salad.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...gym rapes aren't anything I've ever:

1. feared

^^^^^^^^^^

actual quote

[Derron]

The only use we have for it is when the wife makes tuna salad

Squeeze some of that dijon on that pussy and get to it..dijon should kill the tuna smell pretty good.

[Dinsdale]

All these clever IKYABWAI variants should have the 2011 Board Bitch title pretty much sewn up by the end of June... just a yacht-race at this point.

[mvscal]

...gym rapes aren't anything I've ever:

1. feared

^^^^^^^^^^

actual quote

Of course he doesn't fear it. He hopes for it. He bites his knuckle and prays for a rogue cock or six up his ass.

[Dinsdale]

After such a severe bout of KHOA, you'd think a guy would get tired... but not our KC Ymca.

All that time spent in the gym has given him stamina. And quite possiby a cum-casket the size of the Holland Tunnel... but stamia, for sure.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Stamina... stamia?

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And rack the fuck outta mv's Sizzlechest' post. Fucking hilarious.

[Goober McTuber]

There is even a place for Miracle Whip. Only one place though.

Don't forget your kneepads.

[Imus]

Goobs, when your wife pops some V, and wants a blow job, do you take your teeth out?

[Goober McTuber]

You obviously have me confused with Screwball. Fuck off, shit troll.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

My thoughts on man rape in a gardening thread:

If man rape was inevitable, and you weren't fearful of it, that is an issue.
If you have a general fear of being raped by men, that is an issue.

I'd like to think we can all come to this compromise on what is a very important subject.

[Goober McTuber]

But what if the man seems eager to have his furrow plowed and seeds planted? Can that even be considered rape? Did you bother to read what he said to that Sizzlechest fellow?