Board Bitch Trifecta!!!

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:44 am

Cal...check

Iowa...check

Sparty...check.

Trifecta is in. Vandy leads Florida 7-0 early. Could it be a grand slam?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:01 am

Best. Bye week. Ever.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:45 am

It will never happen. Bowden has us by the balls.
Just came home from the game and am fully disgusted. Never sawe a team with more talent done so wrong by it's coaching staff.
case in point:

FSU's second play of the game, through a wide screen to counter the pass rush of NCS. Result- 22 yard gain. Never saw that play the remainder of the game.

FSU first and goal on the 5 twice- result, loss of yards both times and settle for a field goal.

10 minutes left in the game, FSU needs 2 td's to win. The ols fart panics and puts X lee in the game. If X is so hot and has such a command of the O, how come he is'nt playing? prior to that Weatherferd had only thrown 1 pick.
Net result- loss of yards and field posistion on both series Lee was in. Compunded by the fact that it burnt nearly 10 minutes of clock.

Greg Carr, probably 1 of the most unstopable recievers in the country- no catches. they went to him 2 times during the entire game.

3rd and goal from the 3, FSU does'nt throw the fade to Carr, but goes to Rouse, who just served a suspension for being an ass. Carr on the bench. Even if you don't go to Carr, us him as a decoy and he would at least draw double coverage.

I could go on and on but whats the point. FSU will not be a contender till Bobby does the right thing and hangs it up. His time has well been long gone.
Ity is such a shame that a team with so much talent under achieves so much.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:36 am

WolverineSteve wrote:Cal...check

Iowa...check

Sparty...check.

Trifecta is in. Vandy leads Florida 7-0 early. Could it be a grand slam?

Yawn.......this is so played.

Find new material.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:05 am

Fucking Vandy. It seems like they always blow a couple of upset bids. I seem to remember them hanging with Tennessee a few times but never getting over the top.

Oh well 3 out of 4 aint bad.

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:46 am

Have fun in El Paso!

Or is it Nashville?!

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:52 am

MSUFAN wrote:Have fun in El Paso!

Or is it Nashville?!

Have fun not being in a bowl game...

By the way, Michigan is two wins and an Iowa win over Wisconsin away from a second place finish. Not that I'd expect this to happen but if the Spartans by some freak chance beat Penn State in two weeks, Michigan could win the conference. I don't think El Paso is in the Wolverines' future, bub...

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:36 pm

Shoalzie wrote:
MSUFAN wrote:Have fun in El Paso!

Or is it Nashville?!

Have fun not being in a bowl game...

By the way, Michigan is two wins and an Iowa win over Wisconsin away from a second place finish. Not that I'd expect this to happen but if the Spartans by some freak chance beat Penn State in two weeks, Michigan could win the conference. I don't think El Paso is in the Wolverines' future, bub...

I laughed!!!!

(Spartnas beat State Penn.!)

Ohio is gonna ROLL you. NW will upset Ohio, and you'll finish tied with Iowa for 5th, bub! Admit it!

And the Alamo people, succumbing to the hype and lobbyists in AA, will pick you guys over mire deserving, better records teams!

Final order of finish in B10:

State Penn. 7-1 - (Congrats. JoPa = COY)
OSU 6-2
NW 6-2
Wisc. 5-3 (Head to head vs. UM = should get Alamo!)
UM 5-3 (Minny, Wisc. & ND loss makes you an also ran headed to nashville!)
Iowa 5-3

Deal.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:55 pm

WolverineSteve wrote:Fucking Vandy. It seems like they always blow a couple of upset bids. I seem to remember them hanging with Tennessee a few times but never getting over the top.

Oh well 3 out of 4 aint bad.

Uhhhh.......it seems that UF....I don't know has a better record than your shit overrated every year squad. Nice season. Try to beat OSU this year......you have the best coach ever.

Go Blow!!!!!!!!!!!

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:26 pm

Where did I bag on Florida in the post you quoted...bitch.

I was rootig for the upset, sure, but I wasn't critical of Fl.

Now fuck off and enjoy that hard fought double ot victory over the greatness that is Vanderbilt. By the way...a lot of empty seats at the Bog or whatever y'all call that place.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:06 pm

Rack this thread.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:42 pm

WolverineSteve wrote:Where did I bag on Florida in the post you quoted...bitch.

I was rootig for the upset, sure, but I wasn't critical of Fl.

Now fuck off and enjoy that hard fought double ot victory over the greatness that is Vanderbilt. By the way...a lot of empty seats at the Bog or whatever y'all call that place.

Hmmmm....cheering for my team to lose????

Fuck you and your sorry ass coach. Nice season....again. Is there any team more overrated very single season than Michigan?

No.

Back to mediocrity for you.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:22 pm

^^^^

Well Michigan did BITCHSLAP Florida around in the Outback 2 years ago I believe...

anyway FLA only beating Vandy by 7 and needing overtime...not sure what happened there with FLA...but to FLA's credit losing Wynn, baker, etc didn't/doesn't help...

but I can't say I am not glad the Florida is struggling somewhat...I mean they have beaten most of the teams they should have and struggled in other games...got rolled by Bama who is turning out to be the 05 version of 02 tOSU...

I am just glad Sparty, Iowa, and cal got their fucking asses beat...nuff said...

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:33 pm

Trix,
Yeah cockbag I was rooting for your team to lose, mainly because I like when your team loses, only cause it's yours. I also liked the massive underdog factor. Tell me more about mediocrity. UF ought to know. Last I checked Michigan has been to BCS bowls each of the last 2 seasons. Keep proving your bitch status.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:11 pm

Uh....and this year? You guys fucking blow it every year. Pollaner Weedeater bowl here we come. You got punked by USC 2 years ago, right?

OVERRATED!!!!!!!

Not sure about mediocrity.....we're 7-2....and you???? Get your resos ready for Shreveport asshole.

buck: Not sure if you have heard of Jay Cutler but he will be a high QB selected. They play us tough every year. Dude threw for almost 400 yards many times on great coverage. Threaded needles all day.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:45 pm

Damn I hope we play UF in a bowl this year. I would love to whoop up on your asses again!!!

Whatever bowl 3rd or 4th place sec team goes to, I hope we get the invite.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:30 pm

Sorry dude, we actually have a guy that can coach now. You won't see our All-AMerican QB get rid of teh ball so a RB can throw an option pass. Fucking stupid. Grossman should have been throwing.

I like Meyer vs Carr match-up in our favor. You're not going to tell us that Carr is a good coach, are you?

Danimal · Post by **Danimal** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:03 pm

Dammit Vandy, I hate when teams tease the big upset but don't follow through. Of course if they followed through they wouldn't be Vandy.

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:32 pm

(Not sure if this will go over well; but......)

I like the way Trex inserted his plunger in scUM fans arse.

Thanks for reminding scUM of the utter mediocrity that is LLLoyd Carr, for the last 8 seasons now. All 3 losses or more! With undeniably the top 5 or so recruiting classes in the Nation!

They CRY up and down about injuries, yet their god damn backups could be starters for 90% of the rest of the teams! At least according to the 6 recruiting rags they point to every god damn spring!

stfu, Weasel fan!

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:18 pm

So 4th best winning percentage of active coaches sucks right?

Fucking douchebags.

And trixie, Bab's propping you speaks volumes to your credibility.

DrDetroit · Post by **DrDetroit** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:30 pm

T REX wrote:Sorry dude, we actually have a guy that can coach now. You won't see our All-AMerican QB get rid of teh ball so a RB can throw an option pass. Fucking stupid. Grossman should have been throwing.

I like Meyer vs Carr match-up in our favor. You're not going to tell us that Carr is a good coach, are you?

Ahhh, yes...the dilemma for many Michigan fans. Can't really give props to Carr because he is, in fact, simply a terrible coach. The level of talent on that team has made up for Carr's shortcomings...but not this year. This year's team just hasn't been able toovercome poor game planning and play calling.

BTW - yes, Michigan routinely gets a high preseason ranking, but, as we all know, that is pure speculation. There is nothing to blow. In any case, I seem to recall that Florida, more often than not, similarly and routinely failes to live up to the preseason hype.

So, uh, T Rex, take a seat, grab the nipple, and proceed to suck.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:02 am

UF fails? Huh? We just jettisoned a fucking loser for a coach. RZ is doing wonders at IU. Meyer seems to be a great coach and motivator. Leak has had a hard time adjusting. We'll see.

Michigan has been disappointing for years since that MNC. You are steeped in tradition. The song and helmets are forever. Not saying they suck but your coach sure as hell does.

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:46 am

WolverineSteve wrote:So 4th best winning percentage of active coaches sucks right?

Fucking douchebags.

Based on how many games, cunt. Name your qualifier for that obscure claim.

4th best my ass. Yeah, if your talking coaches with ONE team, with over 100 wins, ok. Wow, congrats for wallowing in mediocrity.

Hows another 4 (I'm predicting 5) loss season taste!?

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:53 am

Tell me how 5 and 6 win seasons taste...Bitch.

When the grown folks are talking about top tier programs you need not chime in.

FUCK YOU, And Fuck State.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:58 am

Believe the Heupel wrote:Not that I celebrate other team's losses like fans of a certain school that lost today, but don't forget FSU.

Sorry, Mr. T.

So your saying I am the bitch of the FSU nation on this board?

I mean come on...

You got Cicero, Rog, and Crown to pick from.

Not to mention, Nolesy and TheChief were the fuckers talking MNC.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:45 am

T, a fucking Wolverine probably living in some time warp started the thread. I still remember FSU goign up to Michigan and freaking destroying them.

He probably still has a Desmond Howard jersey.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:15 am

No but I do have an autographed photo of Desmond striking the Heisman pose. And I'm keeping it. I also have a Michigan Winged helmet signed by the 97 nc squad, I'm keeping that too. I do wish I had a Howard #21. See UM has rich tradition. I remember Biakabatuka shredding OSU for 300+ yards...I was there. I remember Ty Law not knocking the ball down, going instead for the int and letting Westbrook (who was from Detroit) make the improbable catch of the throw by Kordell. I saw Anthony Carter (ever heard of him junior) when I was a youngster, my dad took me to the games then, I'm sure you've seen the play against IU. I was there for hundreds of memories...now remind me again...how long has UF been relevent. Late 80's or so minus the Zook years.

Now get off Bab's thong and smell the real mediocrity..that is the entirety of UF football history.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:45 am

Yeah, that Spurrier Heisman is the 60's does not count.

You know your team is sucking when you go to the "my team is better all-time than your team" card.

Keep up the good work. No one is on Babs thong. I guess Mr T is too. No, just inside your little head.

Thanks for the HISTORY lesson.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:12 am

No sweat. There's more where that came from.

And Michigan will finish higher than UF this year.

Mark the tape.

DrDetroit · Post by **DrDetroit** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:27 pm

T REX wrote:UF fails? Huh? We just jettisoned a fucking loser for a coach. RZ is doing wonders at IU. Meyer seems to be a great coach and motivator. Leak has had a hard time adjusting. We'll see.

Michigan has been disappointing for years since that MNC. You are steeped in tradition. The song and helmets are forever. Not saying they suck but your coach sure as hell does.

Yes, much like Michigan, UF has failed to live up to much of the preseason hyper, i.e., preseason rankings. I recall seeing UF typically ranked in the top 10, even top 5-8 throughout the 90s and what did it garner them? Lots of hype...about it.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:16 pm

SEVEN FUCKING SEC TITLES AND A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!

Spurrier tied the Bear on several SEC records.

We still have an opportunity to play for the SEC title this year.

Hype?

DrDetroit · Post by **DrDetroit** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:47 pm

And how many Big Ten conference titles and NC's has Michigan won since 1997?

So what's your point?

That Michigan failed to live up to the hype, yet, it has compiled a similar record since 1997. 5 conference championships and a national title.

You were criticizing Michigan as overrated every season. I simply stated that, like Michigan, Florida has similarly failed.

Your arguments rests on preseason rankings. Florida and Michigan are annually ranked very high on preseason lists and both have similarly failed to ultimately end up as high as those preseason rankings.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:48 pm

Oh my bad. Been drinking alot this weekend.

I guess I read a little too much into that one.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:33 am

DrDetroit wrote:And how many Big Ten conference titles and NC's has Michigan won since 1997?

So what's your point?

That Michigan failed to live up to the hype, yet, it has compiled a similar record since 1997. 5 conference championships and a national title.

You were criticizing Michigan as overrated every season. I simply stated that, like Michigan, Florida has similarly failed.

Your arguments rests on preseason rankings. Florida and Michigan are annually ranked very high on preseason lists and both have similarly failed to ultimately end up as high as those preseason rankings.

Yawn.... we dumped our failure onto Illinois. Hired a winner. You are stuck with a loser. Have fun.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:26 am

As far as Michigan's bowl placement goes, Babs is delusional . . . but then again, so are some of the UM fans on the board. Here's where the Big 10 bowl slots are headed:

PSU: BCS
tOSU: Capital One
Wisconsin: Outback
Michigan: Alamo
Northwestern: Sun
Minnesota/Iowa winner to Music City.
Minnesota goes to the Motor City if Iowa manages to pull the season-ending upset. Otherwise, Babs U could manage a bowl bid if it somehow manages to pull off an upset against either Minnesota or Penn State. Iowa will need a win against Minnesota to be bowl-eligible. Otherwise, this bid goes at-large.

If tOSU finds its way into a BCS at-large bid, ratchet every team behind them up one slot.

Btw, Babs, except for the conference champion, conference record has no bearing on bowl slotting. Overall record does, but even there the bowls have a "one loss" rule -- they're not necessarily required to take the remaining team with the best record, they can pass on that team in favor of any other team with no more than one loss more than that team. In other words, if the best remaining team has a 8-3 record, the bowl with that pick can pick any team from that conference with a record of 7-4 or better.

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:40 am

I know, Terrance. Thus is the hype/lobby machine that is Michigan.

Mark this down, trolls.

MICHIGAN WILL FINISH IN A TIE FOR 5TH, IN THE BIG-10, @ 5-3 and 7-4 overall. their bowl loss will put them in the 5 loss category.

PSU
OSU
NW
Wisc.
UM
Iowa
Minny

--- The rest? - Who cares?

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:46 am

WolverineSteve wrote:Tell me how 5 and 6 win seasons taste...Bitch.

When the grown folks are talking about top tier programs you need not chime in.

FUCK YOU, And Fuck State.

Sweet comeback, you rumpranger.

More MNC's since WWII ended.

Deal.

FIVE fucking losses! Watch! Then we won't have to hear from the likes of these fuckstains until NEXT August!!!! Cuz they sure got ZIP for a hardwood squad! Their fucking scrimmage drew a WHOPPING 4,000 adoring fans!!!! Good luck finding something to do until the next MAC patsie comes to the BIG SHITHOUSE!!!!

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:50 am

MSUFAN wrote: PSU
OSU
NW
Wisc.
UM
Iowa
Minny

--- The rest? - Who cares?

Thanks for kicking your own ass.

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:08 am

Jimmy Medalions wrote:
MSUFAN wrote: PSU
OSU
NW
Wisc.
UM
Iowa
Minny

--- The rest? - Who cares?
Thanks for kicking your own ass.

Oops. You're right.

Minny wins out to finish ahead of scUM too!
(NW pulls upset @ OSU. and wins out. tOSU gets revenge by whipping the Weasels AGAIN! in A.A.)

Revised final order of finish, with teams correctly placed based on head to head.

PSU 7-1; 10-1
NW 6-2; 8-3
OSU 6-2; 8-3
Wisc. 5-3; 8-3
Minny 5-3; 8-3
scUM 5-3; 7-4
Iowa 4-4; 6-5

scUM's only team they deserve to be ahead of is Iowa. And fucking Ferenze blew his ass on that game too; or Um scrapes the bottom!
And think, (Trex is right) this god damn hype machine of a program was THIRD!!!! ranked! 4th in preseason!!!!!

I remember posting on a few boards, that FOUR losses was a VERY attainable goal, now that Henne didn't have his security blanket (Braylon Edwards) to throw up prayers to!

They're headed to FIVE losses after Auburn or Tx Tech kicks their ass in a "whogivesashit" bowl!

Did I get it right? Ass?

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:55 pm

MSUFAN wrote:
Jimmy Medalions wrote:
MSUFAN wrote: PSU
OSU
NW
Wisc.
UM
Iowa
Minny

--- The rest? - Who cares?
Thanks for kicking your own ass.
Oops. You're right.

Minny wins out to finish ahead of scUM too!
(NW pulls upset @ OSU. and wins out. tOSU gets revenge by whipping the Weasels AGAIN! in A.A.)

Revised final order of finish, with teams correctly placed based on head to head.

PSU 7-1; 10-1
NW 6-2; 8-3
OSU 6-2; 8-3
Wisc. 5-3; 8-3
Minny 5-3; 8-3
scUM 5-3; 7-4
Iowa 4-4; 6-5

Lemme see if I've got this straight: you have Minnesota winning out, yet Iowa still gets to 6 wins? Hmmm, guess that would mean Iowa would have to beat Wisconsin. At Camp Randall. Ain't gonna happen.

They're headed to FIVE losses after Auburn or Tx Tech kicks their ass in a "whogivesashit" bowl!

Did I get it right? Ass?

For my money, Michigan goes to the Alamo Bowl, likely opponent is Oklahoma. That's a game that's winnable, or loseable, by either team.

If tOSU winds up with a BCS at-large bid, look for Michigan in the Outback Bowl, likely opponent would be either Florida or Auburn.

T1B

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