Official tOSU vs scUM Thread

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:32 pm

Sticky this bitch...

this is the thread for sig bets, trash talking, and general distaste for those FUCKERS up North...

I am in on the Sig Bet and so is:

Shoalzie...

any other takers?

gargamel and the smurfs are going fucking down...

BlindRef · Post by **BlindRef** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:39 pm

You suckeyes need three threads to talk shit!?

Pick one fuckers.

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:40 pm

buckeye_in_sc wrote:gargamel and the smurfs are going fucking down...

If Lloyd Carr is Gargamel, shouldn't the OSU players be the Smurfs? Gargamel hated the Smurfs. Or does Lloyd Carr hate his players; thus making them the Smurfs? Then, would Chad Henne be Smurfette, or Mike Hart because he is hurt? It would be a lot easier if OSU were the Smurfs because then Papa Smurf would definitely be Jim Tressel enev though he is younger than Carr. It does make one wonder how Smurf years compare to human years. I doubt there would be a Brainy Smurf from either school, but I'm sure there are a bunch of Grouchy Smurfs stomping around both campi. I guess the Wolverine would be Azrael because a wolverine is more like a cat than the OSU acorn. All I know is that if I ever meet a real Smurf, I will fight him. Or just stomp on him and clean my shoe off in some leaves.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:13 am

BlindRef wrote:You suckeyes need three threads to talk shit!?

Pick one fuckers.

Exactly...

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:47 pm

stuckinia wrote:
buckeye_in_sc wrote:gargamel and the smurfs are going fucking down...
If Lloyd Carr is Gargamel, shouldn't the OSU players be the Smurfs? Gargamel hated the Smurfs. Or does Lloyd Carr hate his players; thus making them the Smurfs? Then, would Chad Henne be Smurfette, or Mike Hart because he is hurt? It would be a lot easier if OSU were the Smurfs because then Papa Smurf would definitely be Jim Tressel enev though he is younger than Carr. It does make one wonder how Smurf years compare to human years. I doubt there would be a Brainy Smurf from either school, but I'm sure there are a bunch of Grouchy Smurfs stomping around both campi. I guess the Wolverine would be Azrael because a wolverine is more like a cat than the OSU acorn. All I know is that if I ever meet a real Smurf, I will fight him. Or just stomp on him and clean my shoe off in some leaves.

RACK!

oh and the brainy smurf was Krensel

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:49 pm

I'm in for sig bets. Somebody make a list.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:30 pm

Ohio State cheats, Michigan doesn't (well, maybe in hoops), so I'll take the cheaters by 10.

No way is Michigan winning this game. But Buckeye_in_sc is still a douche, regardless.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:33 pm

^^^Props on getting your first big road win in like 3 years.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:35 pm

Rack positive brainwashing for a change. Far, far preferable than
the usual programming.

Go Buckeyes..!!!

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:51 pm

TheJON wrote:Ohio State cheats

Just like Bush fixes elections.

BlindRef · Post by **BlindRef** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:00 am

TheJON wrote:Ohio State cheats, Michigan doesn't (well, maybe in hoops), so I'll take the cheaters by 10.

No way is Michigan winning this game. But Buckeye_in_sc is still a douche, regardless.

Well That's the best thing I've heard all day.

I feel much better about our chances now.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:55 am

wow Jon=MY VAGINA HURTS finally shows his pink inner lips...

you are a class A bitch...

ref you going to agree with that whole statement?

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:01 am

Jon=bitch has made a late push for the BB title.

Sky · Post by **Sky** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:26 am

L45B wrote: Just like Bush fixes elections.

Just like Lance screws sheep

Anyway, I am in.

And on that note, how long do I have to keep this Texas sig.

Shawn Marion · Post by **Shawn Marion** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:36 am

88 wrote:5. The Big House, a.k.a., The Big Out House. Ohio Stadium is a classic design that holds 105,000 seats. Michigan Stadium, in contrast, is a giant, glorified bleacher nestled deep in a landfill.

The Big House holds 85,000 seats and 111,000 ticket holders.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:21 am

Texas sigs as per the bet are held until after completion of all bowls...

so far on sig bets:

Wolverine Steve
MClub - goes with out saying

Sky
Buck in sc
Lance ( i think he said in)

others?

Sky · Post by **Sky** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:41 pm

88 wrote:3. I know this because I've seen six of the statues in Columbus.

I loved this.

BlindRef · Post by **BlindRef** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:49 pm

88 wrote: 10. Michigan has always been filled with gutless pussies. For example, in 1834, Michigan declared that a piece of land measuring five miles along the Indiana border and eight miles along Lake Erie was part of Michigan, rather than Ohio. The land, dubbed the Toledo Strip, had been surveyed by Ohio in 1803 at the inception of its statehood, and thus was rightly claimed as part of Ohio. In 1835 maps of Michigan Territory began to include a little town named Toledo, Michigan. Ohioans were perturbed and promptly sent a militia unit to the Toledo Strip to kill any Michiganders who would stand and fight. The Michigan militia was in the Toledo Strip, but most of it hid in ditches and behind trees, dressed as women. No shots were fired. In 1836, after evading Ohio's militia for the better part of a year, Michigan gave up their claim to the Toledo Strip, and ran away from Ohio like a bunch of yellow (or should I say maize) cowards.

(see: http://www.thelantern.com/media/paper33 ... key=982396)

You know we really lost out on that Toledo deal. What a fucking dump that place is. I'd much rather have the Upper Peninsula than that pollution infested shit-hole that is Toledo.

The rest of your 10 points...sounds like the typical Ohio State inferiority complex.

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:08 pm

In for the sig bet..

How long does Michigan fan have to wear it?

RACK 88

Sky · Post by **Sky** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:16 pm

BlindRef wrote:You know we really lost out on that Toledo deal. What a fucking dump that place is. I'd much rather have the Upper Peninsula than that pollution infested shit-hole that is Toledo.

The rest of your 10 points...sounds like the typical Ohio State inferiority complex.

Sounds like someone who doesn't like their chances this weekend.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:39 pm

buckeye_in_sc wrote:Texas sigs as per the bet are held until after completion of all bowls...

so far on sig bets:

Wolverine Steve
MClub - goes with out saying

Sky
Buck in sc
Lance ( i think he said in)

others?

What am I chopped liver? Add me to list...

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:28 pm

^^^^

sorry you are on the list...

So far:

Wolverine Steve
MClub
Shoalzie
I am sure Blind will want a piece
where is DeTard?

SC
Sky
Lance
Pete
88 - the ringleader
we'll throw Shawn, Snake and Brave out here to...I mean Brave should make an appearance prolly Thursday or so?

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:37 pm

What kind of SUV's will Tressel buy his players to get them motivated for Saturday? That's all I care about.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:39 pm

buckeye_in_sc wrote: where is DeTard?

I don't think the good Doctor can view the forums at this time.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:52 pm

Rack 88.

Don't know why, but when I got to this I just cracked up:

10. Michigan has always been filled with gutless pussies.

You should've just left it at that.

However, other than Detroit and its stigma, the rest of Michigan, on the whole, kicks the shit out of Ohio, and I believe a polling of non Michigan/Ohio residents would agree. There are two reasons to go to Ohio and two reasons only: #1 Cedar Point and #2 having to travel through it to get to another state.

Sky · Post by **Sky** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:18 pm

And people go to Michigan for what?

To get shot in Detroit
Visit the backwoods cousin-loving, sister-hugging UP
As they desert America on their way to Canada
To revel in King Kwame's glory

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:23 pm

88 wrote:10. Michigan has always been filled with gutless pussies. For example, in 1834, Michigan declared that a piece of land measuring five miles along the Indiana border and eight miles along Lake Erie was part of Michigan, rather than Ohio. The land, dubbed the Toledo Strip, had been surveyed by Ohio in 1803 at the inception of its statehood, and thus was rightly claimed as part of Ohio. In 1835 maps of Michigan Territory began to include a little town named Toledo, Michigan. Ohioans were perturbed and promptly sent a militia unit to the Toledo Strip to kill any Michiganders who would stand and fight. The Michigan militia was in the Toledo Strip, but most of it hid in ditches and behind trees, dressed as women. No shots were fired. In 1836, after evading Ohio's militia for the better part of a year, Michigan gave up their claim to the Toledo Strip, and ran away from Ohio like a bunch of yellow (or should I say maize) cowards.

Holy shit, I just spit up my egg mcmuffin after reading that.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:43 pm

Who knew? I found this picture of Dr. De-Tard.

Shawn Marion · Post by **Shawn Marion** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:02 pm

Sky · Post by **Sky** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:18 pm

[web]http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/1659 ... iii7ax.gif[/web]

Sky · Post by **Sky** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:28 pm

I'm sorry, there are just so many good slams out there:

Remember the Titans

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:21 pm

Sky wrote:And people go to Michigan for what?

To get shot in Detroit
Visit the backwoods cousin-loving, sister-hugging UP
As they desert America on their way to Canada
To revel in King Kwame's glory

This is a Wolverine/Buckeye thread, so I will be the bigger man and not attempt to hijack it by turning it into a juvenile "your state sucks" thread (that was 88's doing). That being said, your state does suck, and you have merely three reasons anyone would visit Ohio, all of which are commercially manufactured attractions. I've said my piece, now back to the game.

BlindRef · Post by **BlindRef** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:41 am

buckeye_in_sc wrote:^^^^

sorry you are on the list...

So far:

Wolverine Steve
MClub
Shoalzie
I am sure Blind will want a piece
where is DeTard?

SC
Sky
Lance
Pete
88 - the ringleader
we'll throw Shawn, Snake and Brave out here to...I mean Brave should make an appearance prolly Thursday or so?

I guess so...I don't like betting on college football even if it is just a "sig bet" but I feel good about this weekend.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:16 am

What are the terms. I'm thinking the sigs will look nice until next years opener.

Shawn Marion · Post by **Shawn Marion** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:35 am

^^^^

Awesome avatar.

I hate that fat fuck.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:37 am

Go Buckeyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sky · Post by **Sky** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:56 pm

Hey jackass, don't start with this:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: This is a Wolverine/Buckeye thread, so I will be the bigger man and not attempt to hijack it by turning it into a juvenile "your state sucks" thread (that was 88's doing).

And end with this if you are the "bigger man." And anyway, that sounds like a Brad comment.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:That being said, your state does suck, and you have merely three reasons anyone would visit Ohio, all of which are commercially manufactured attractions. I've said my piece, now back to the game.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:33 pm

I was really hoping you'd get the humor in that. You let me down.

Sky · Post by **Sky** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:35 pm

Well OK, maybe I am getting a little to anxious for the game this weekend which led to a harsh judment.

"BWHAHAHAAA, bigger man, that is funny"

Is that more appropriate?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:55 pm

Yes. I'm glad you know how things work. Now, stick to cracking on Detroit. If you start thinking of your own material, you might reveal how inept your smacking abilities are.

T1B

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