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buckeye_in_sc wrote:gargamel and the smurfs are going fucking down...

BlindRef wrote:You suckeyes need three threads to talk shit!?

Pick one fuckers.

stuckinia wrote:

buckeye_in_sc wrote:gargamel and the smurfs are going fucking down...

If Lloyd Carr is Gargamel, shouldn't the OSU players be the Smurfs? Gargamel hated the Smurfs. Or does Lloyd Carr hate his players; thus making them the Smurfs? Then, would Chad Henne be Smurfette, or Mike Hart because he is hurt? It would be a lot easier if OSU were the Smurfs because then Papa Smurf would definitely be Jim Tressel enev though he is younger than Carr. It does make one wonder how Smurf years compare to human years. I doubt there would be a Brainy Smurf from either school, but I'm sure there are a bunch of Grouchy Smurfs stomping around both campi. I guess the Wolverine would be Azrael because a wolverine is more like a cat than the OSU acorn. All I know is that if I ever meet a real Smurf, I will fight him. Or just stomp on him and clean my shoe off in some leaves.

TheJON wrote:Ohio State cheats

TheJON wrote:Ohio State cheats, Michigan doesn't (well, maybe in hoops), so I'll take the cheaters by 10.

No way is Michigan winning this game. But Buckeye_in_sc is still a douche, regardless.

L45B wrote: Just like Bush fixes elections.

88 wrote:5. The Big House, a.k.a., The Big Out House. Ohio Stadium is a classic design that holds 105,000 seats. Michigan Stadium, in contrast, is a giant, glorified bleacher nestled deep in a landfill.

88 wrote:3. I know this because I've seen six of the statues in Columbus.

88 wrote: 10. Michigan has always been filled with gutless pussies. For example, in 1834, Michigan declared that a piece of land measuring five miles along the Indiana border and eight miles along Lake Erie was part of Michigan, rather than Ohio. The land, dubbed the Toledo Strip, had been surveyed by Ohio in 1803 at the inception of its statehood, and thus was rightly claimed as part of Ohio. In 1835 maps of Michigan Territory began to include a little town named Toledo, Michigan. Ohioans were perturbed and promptly sent a militia unit to the Toledo Strip to kill any Michiganders who would stand and fight. The Michigan militia was in the Toledo Strip, but most of it hid in ditches and behind trees, dressed as women. No shots were fired. In 1836, after evading Ohio's militia for the better part of a year, Michigan gave up their claim to the Toledo Strip, and ran away from Ohio like a bunch of yellow (or should I say maize) cowards.


(see: http://www.thelantern.com/media/paper33 ... key=982396)

BlindRef wrote:You know we really lost out on that Toledo deal. What a fucking dump that place is. I'd much rather have the Upper Peninsula than that pollution infested shit-hole that is Toledo.

The rest of your 10 points...sounds like the typical Ohio State inferiority complex.

buckeye_in_sc wrote:Texas sigs as per the bet are held until after completion of all bowls...


so far on sig bets:

Wolverine Steve
MClub - goes with out saying



Sky
Buck in sc
Lance ( i think he said in)

others?

buckeye_in_sc wrote: where is DeTard?

10. Michigan has always been filled with gutless pussies.

88 wrote:10. Michigan has always been filled with gutless pussies. For example, in 1834, Michigan declared that a piece of land measuring five miles along the Indiana border and eight miles along Lake Erie was part of Michigan, rather than Ohio. The land, dubbed the Toledo Strip, had been surveyed by Ohio in 1803 at the inception of its statehood, and thus was rightly claimed as part of Ohio. In 1835 maps of Michigan Territory began to include a little town named Toledo, Michigan. Ohioans were perturbed and promptly sent a militia unit to the Toledo Strip to kill any Michiganders who would stand and fight. The Michigan militia was in the Toledo Strip, but most of it hid in ditches and behind trees, dressed as women. No shots were fired. In 1836, after evading Ohio's militia for the better part of a year, Michigan gave up their claim to the Toledo Strip, and ran away from Ohio like a bunch of yellow (or should I say maize) cowards.

Sky wrote:And people go to Michigan for what?

To get shot in Detroit
Visit the backwoods cousin-loving, sister-hugging UP
As they desert America on their way to Canada
To revel in King Kwame's glory

buckeye_in_sc wrote:^^^^

sorry you are on the list...


So far:

Wolverine Steve
MClub
Shoalzie
I am sure Blind will want a piece
where is DeTard?

SC
Sky
Lance
Pete
88 - the ringleader
we'll throw Shawn, Snake and Brave out here to...I mean Brave should make an appearance prolly Thursday or so?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: This is a Wolverine/Buckeye thread, so I will be the bigger man and not attempt to hijack it by turning it into a juvenile "your state sucks" thread (that was 88's doing).

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:That being said, your state does suck, and you have merely three reasons anyone would visit Ohio, all of which are commercially manufactured attractions. I've said my piece, now back to the game.