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Am I making you horny, baby? RRrrroowwwrrRR!

Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 7:06 pm
by OCmike
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/05/0 ... mp0ut.html

Iran's hardline Islamic regime has had enough of footballers with long hair and plucked eyebrows.

"I will ban athletes with an effeminate look," the head of the country's Physical Education Organisation, Mohammad Ali-Abadi said, told the Etemad-Melli newspaper.

"It is really disgraceful for Iran that young people step onto fields wearing make-up," the top official fumed. "When a man enters the field with dyed hair and groomed eyebrows he is disrespecting society."

The paper said Ali-Abadi appeared to be particularly worried about footballers, and warned that "even though they get away with it now, they will be disqualified in future".

Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 7:11 pm
by JCT
And in a related note a short clumsy Fla man just tossed his tweezers overboard.

Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 7:32 pm
by Rich Fader
Heh. I thought this was going to be another British dentistry story.

:twisted:

:lol:

Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 7:39 pm
by Uncle Fester
What about the frolicking and spooning that occurs after each goal?

My gawd, they're messing with the vary foundations of the game.

Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 8:00 pm
by A.C. Crut
^^^^^

"i put the 'nut cup' in goal baby, oh yeah i'm feeling randy...and frank, and wayne and thierry" - HoboFag