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Re: In case I am killed by a lesbian...
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 6:51 pm
by Goober McTuber
Sudden Sam wrote:At the least, she could do irreparable damage to my noggin.
If I go down, I want it noted.
Sounds like a pretty nasty cooter.
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 7:33 pm
by SunCoastSooner
Do you live in San Diego Sam?
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 7:37 pm
by Invictus
Excellent. You get big points from me for being either oblivious to the female golfer or even more impressive, seeing that the two were a couple and heedlessly pushing on to see what would happen.
Why is this bitch still mad? What man hasn't been out on a date and had some assclown (no offense SS) hit on the woman with him. You either let that roll off your back or fight the dude right then and there but why hold a grudge for such a long time? I have a good friend who I KNOW hit on a woman I dated in the past. We both know about that situation but we don't dwell on it. Life is too short and there are too many women out there to worry about one.
If that womyn still wants to fight you, you may need to give her a quick swat on the nose, just to get her attention and let her know that she is picking a fight with an actual man, and not some chick who stuffs her pants and eats pussy. That should work.
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 7:43 pm
by ChargerMike
...did "he" look anything like this?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 8:09 pm
by Luther
Just punch the lezbo in the balls.
Rip City
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 8:20 pm
by A.C. Crut
Should you come across the miltiant muff mower again, look her square in the eyes and say....
"you still bent at me for postin' up on your squirrel? Sa'll good, I ain't hit it...YET. But you know old girl is just one stiff dickin' away from leaving you, tuna-breath. You do know that, right Butch?"
If that doesn't work, fall down and yell "hate crime".
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 8:30 pm
by Uncle Fester
Stay out of the clinch and keep circling. If she takes you down, try for the gogoplata and avoid being ROCKED.
-Joe Rogan
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 8:55 pm
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:Invictus wrote:If that womyn still wants to fight you, you may need to give her a quick swat on the nose, just to get her attention and let her know that she is picking a fight with an actual man, and not some chick who stuffs her pants and eats pussy. That should work.
Unless you happen to be an emasculated white liberal riddled with misplaced guilt and fear.
RACK!!!
sin
Barry Bonds
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 9:13 pm
by ChargerMike
A.C. Crut wrote:Should you come across the miltiant muff mower again, look her square in the eyes and say....
"you still bent at me for postin' up on your squirrel? Sa'll good, I ain't hit it...YET. But you know old girl is just one stiff dickin' away from leaving you, tuna-breath. You do know that, right Butch?"
If that doesn't work, fall down and yell "hate crime".
...classic..welcome back Crut