Bad news. Hamas & Fatah agree to stop killing each other

[The Seer]

for now. Too bad... :cry:

[RadioFan]

No worries. With the lack of money from the U.S., Europe and Israel, they'll be at each other's throats again in no time.

[Luther]

I'm trying to put the Hamas/Fatah thing in perspective.

I'm just a broken down retired cop with a huge pile of river rock in my driveway. Yeah, I've been working on it, ...a little here, a little there. Funny thing, I haul the loads in good old Bob, my riding lawn mower, with my hard rubber trailer. Bob is like me...might be on his last legs, I dunno. I checked his oil, and it looks a tad thick, but it is at the mark. I pulled out the air cleaner thing, and warshed the sleeve. I'm trying to do the right thing.

I thought for a bit while I drove ol' Bob today about Hamas and shit. Yeah, I experienced a tad scare while I was over there, but now that I'm here back in the GREATEST FUCKING COUNTRY IN OUR FOOKING LIFETIME, I have some sense of balance. Iran wants to wipe Israel off the face of the earth. Really? Iran wants to enrich Uranium and such and still claim that? Make sure you buy your sunglasses as when they get close you might just see a big old flash in the sky and the problem just goes away. WAKEY THE FUCK UP.

I've got about 2 yards of rock to do, and my arms feel like Clemens does in September. I grabbed a beer when I was done today and my hand shook like Patrick Kennedy's. You ever run a gas weed whacker all day and then retire for beers and dinner? Bwahahahha. You go to grab your beer and your hand is shaking like crazy. Hahahahaha. Hauling and running rock is far worse.

But my old yard looks good, mang. I'd invite everyone of you over here if I liked you, but since you are just some internet losers like myself, then you'll just have to dream ON. Oh, I'd probably let Sudden Sam come by as I liked his summer shed. I'd also probably give my addy out to Bushice as he's kind of interesting...maybe A.P. and Y2K as they like to drink beer and for all info availabe they seem to be hetero. If I had the cash, I would probably fly out Bsmack and the Lab Rat. One has to have some brain cells at a party, and maybe I could serve some cheetos and see what happens...I dunno.

But the sad thing is this...I've got about 2 yards of that 2" to 8" rock left in my driveway. None of you will probably show up tomorrow to help me. I'd help you, but you ain't going to help me.

The weather will be good, sunny and maybe in the upper 60's. Great for an old broken down Jim Rome offshoot smacker to spend his day. Remember PurpleRox? He was a GREAT poster in the football forum. We were blessed that his son came back in and told us of how he passed away by the river. If I go, I left instructions in my will to come back here and give a post-cap on how I checked out.

I hope I don't die on the shitter with my lubed up organ and a copy of Gent, Home of the D cups in my lap.

Rip City

[RadioFan]

Iran wants to wipe Israel off the face of the earth. Really? Iran wants to enrich Uranium and such and still claim that? Make sure you buy your sunglasses as when they get close you might just see a big old flash in the sky and the problem just goes away. WAKEY THE FUCK UP.

Yep. It's a pretty sobering thought when you're over there, knowing it would take Syrian fighters roughly 30 seconds to be over Tel Aviv, if they were stupid enough to try that shit.

Luth, I'd take off work and man a few wheel barrels, but only if I would get to cook the brats later.

And who would've thunk you'd've gone yard in a Hamas-Fatah truce thread.

RACK.

[Uncle Fester]

With all the worst-case scenarios out there, sometimes you have to ask if the reality really lives up to the hype.

Hamas in the driver's seat? Trying to govern and make actual decisions? Putting their credibility on the line?

Maybe forcing these assholes to walk the walk isn't such a bad thing after all.

[tough love]

Hey Luth, guess who moved 20 yrds of gravel for three yrs straight with a lousy wheelbarrow...YES, that adds up to 60 yrds over all, and you and your 2 measly yds are packing it in for the day and it's still only the AM???

Suck it up, and git back at it, slacker. :)


Oh Yah, the thread topic...It wouldn't take much to get those tards to start killing each other again.
Just ask the Iraqi at the door.

[Neely8]

Israel turns up the pressure another notch......

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060510/ap_ ... N5bmNhdA--

[M2]

The only upside is that this absurd farce of a "Palestinian" "state" won't last much longer.

Jordan will retake the remainder of the West Bank the Gaza Strip will go back to Egypt. It is inevitable.

In your fuckin' dreams.

If Israel hasn't been able to give the West Bank back to Jordan and Gaza to Eygpt, why the fuck do you think they will take back the cancer that they gave Israel.

In some ways... the arabs did win "the six day war".

[LTS TRN 2]

What the fuck kind of "country" is 100% dependent on foreign handouts from countries they hate?

These verminous subhumans are worse than Africans.

Standard racist screed from bab's--but avoids the plain question.

The reason the Palestinian people need virtual COMPLETE assistance is because the Israelis--in a psychotic fit of national guilt/revenge complex--have IMPRISONED THREE MILLION PEOPLE.

This is more barbaric than the Nazis, more vile than the Boers (who also carefully maintained intercine fighting between the disparate "enemies" they were occupying), and every bit as evil as the Turks methodically wiping out the Armenians.

The difference is that the Israelis realize they can't do their slaughtering in the open--no cameras allowed to film the DAILY howitzer pounding of Gaza City. Rather, theirs is a slow, steady policy of strangulation.

The Israelis have systematically destroyed the Palestinian businesses, schools, administration, and basic life suppot systems--water, electricity, health, etc.

Can you imagine NOT being able to come and go from your own country? NOT allowed an airport, trains, or even the right to build roads? NOT having any rights at all? And your relatives have lived there for over 1600 years?

Why? So a tiny gang of European Ashkanazis can implement their demented race-state fantasy? A hyper-military nuke-stuffed paranoid bunker state?


Why are we as Americans solidly supporting the Zionist entity? Why? Because of our welter of ignorant Christers? These apocalyptic nutjobs who are every bit as deranged as the Islamic fundamentalists?

Whose got ONE solid reason for supporting Israel?

There are hundreds of basic reasons for rejecting the entire premise of an artificial race state--most of the same reasons for having rejected South Africa's virtually identical depraved social experiment.

Wake the fuck up!!

[M2]

They didn't "give" Israel anything, you retarded fuck. Israel beat their ass and took it from them.

If Israel hasn't been able to give the West Bank back to Jordan and Gaza to Eygpt, why the fuck do you think they will take back the cancer that they gave Israel.

Where to go with this... :roll:

Is your little brain so small that you take everything literally???

Let me help you out a bit here, so that even you can understand...

It doesn't matter how you get cancer... if you have it, you're screwed!

They will take it back for the same reason that the Egyptians will take back the Gaza. It is in their national security interests to do so. The shit flinging monkeys also known as "Palestinians" are incapable of anything even remotely resembling autonomous government. They will (and already have) attack Jordan and Egypt.

Hey shit for brains... what part of they(Jordan and Eygpt) don't want it back can't your little fuckin' brain UNDERSTAND???

Israel has offered both Jordan(the West Bank) and Eygpt(Gaza) and they both don't want it back!!!

Stay out of issues that you can't google correctly... mkay

[M2]

Egypt and Jordan might not want them back, but the alternative of letting these dipshits off the leash to do their own thing is even less palatable..

What do you mean "might" not want them back?

They don't want them back... thus they will never take them back. Which makes your case null and void.

Much like your brain...

Way to take the plunger like a champ!

[M2]

Way to make absolutely no sense at all. Good job, dumbfuck. You're batting a thousand in that category.

Typical mvscal response to having his ass kicked...


Need I remind you? Probably, so...

The only upside is that this absurd farce of a "Palestinian" "state" won't last much longer.

Jordan will retake the remainder of the West Bank the Gaza Strip will go back to Egypt. It is inevitable.

Here ya go... enjoy!

[LTS TRN 2]

The reason the Palestinian people need virtual COMPLETE assistance is because the Israelis--in a psychotic fit of national guilt/revenge complex--have IMPRISONED THREE MILLION PEOPLE.

Of course they did. That's what you do with violent subhuman barbarians if you're too kindly to wipe them out once and for all.

The Israelis have systematically destroyed the Palestinian businesses, schools, administration, and basic life suppot systems--water, electricity, health, etc.

There is no moral or practical basis for a Euro-Jewish race state in the middle of the Arab world. There never has been and never will be. It simply isn't an economically, politically and socially viable nation. The West Bank was fragment of Jordan and Gaza was a sliver of Egypt. This is all part of the Arab world. Israel is a recipe for a welfare kleptocracy. We've sugar daddied them for well over $100 Billion--for NOTHING in return

I agree with your latter point. But I can't rectify it with your seething Nazi-like racist mutterings that precede it. Carry on. You're right, Israel is completely walking the plank--morally, economically, politically, and socially. Remember, locking up three million people and engendering the proper resentment forthcoming, means that the Israelis must live in fear--in a walled, armed, paranoid bunker society. It's clearly not feasible in the long run.

What didn't you learn from your (soulmates) in South Africa? You know, another one of your tough guy racist thug heroes?...what did they call Botha?..."The Crocodile"?

[smackaholic]

Yep. It's a pretty sobering thought when you're over there, knowing it would take Syrian fighters roughly 30 seconds to get their asses handed to them by the Israeli Air Force if they were stupid enough to try to fly over Tel Aviv.

ftfy

Air you really dumb enough to think that Israel would allow that. They have F-15s which they have tricked out to their own specs. US pilots say the Israelis are the best on the planet. They could take down any Arab migs/mirages with a kite.

[LTS TRN 2]

There is no moral or practical basis for a Euro-Jewish race state in the middle of the Arab world.

The "Arab world"?!? Who did they steal it from again? They certainly don't belong there. When are they moving back to the Arabian Peninsula and ending their illegal occupation of Christian and Jewish land?

Bottom line, Israel is there, dumbfuck. The time for theoretical discussions ended fifty years ago.

Arabs have two choices. Turn the page or continue to get the living shit kicked out of them. I don't much care which.

Well, theoretical discussions worked pretty well
in bringing down the Other apartheid state of '48, South Africa.
You see, there's nothing "theoretical" about a giant fetid
kennel for 1.5 million poeple. And while AIPAC and its
minions do a 24-hr job of keeping from view the vile
atrocities of the Israeli race state (as it provides itself
"necessary security" to preserve the racial quality of its
state, etc.), the world is disgusted--just like South Africa.

There's nothing "theoretical" about walling ones
self in--desperately poised to attack ANYONE...just waiting...

Fifty-five years is nothing. This race-state experiment is
a colossal flop, just like South Africa's demented plan.
The reparations due to the millions of Palestinians victimized
by the ZioNazis is your proper concern from now on.

[Luther]

Did you stop using the WAKEY, WAKEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP line? It just seems, so nekkid without it.

Rip City

[RadioFan]

Yep. It's a pretty sobering thought when you're over there, knowing it would take Syrian fighters roughly 30 seconds to get their asses handed to them by the Israeli Air Force if they were stupid enough to try to fly over Tel Aviv.

ftfy

Air you really dumb enough to think that Israel would allow that. They have F-15s which they have tricked out to their own specs. US pilots say the Israelis are the best on the planet. They could take down any Arab migs/mirages with a kite.

You might want to check a map, and reread what I posted, moron. Notice I said "if they were stupid enough to try that shit."

Unless you know for a fact that Israel has 24/7 F-15 patrols running near the Golan Heights, they wouldn't necessarily be able to shoot down fighters from Syria, with 30 seconds notice, if the Syrians were stupid enough to try that shit.

US pilots say the Israelis are the best on the planet. They could take down any Arab migs/mirages with a kite.

Thanks for that eye-opening "insight," mensa.

What's next, water is wet?

[The Seer]

The reparations due to the millions of Palestinians victimized
by the ZioNazis is your proper concern from now on.

.....You're really a comedian, aren't you?

[tough love]

The Islamo-fascists need to suffer a MAJOR setback real soon, or else - Capt Obvious.

Quiz:
Who is the Poster most likely to be talked into suiting himself up with a dyno-vest and blowing up a theater full of kids.

:answer at bottom of page:


























:answer to quiz question: LTS TRN 2

[smackaholic]

Yep. It's a pretty sobering thought when you're over there, knowing it would take Syrian fighters roughly 30 seconds to get their asses handed to them by the Israeli Air Force if they were stupid enough to try to fly over Tel Aviv.

ftfy

Air you really dumb enough to think that Israel would allow that. They have F-15s which they have tricked out to their own specs. US pilots say the Israelis are the best on the planet. They could take down any Arab migs/mirages with a kite.

You might want to check a map, and reread what I posted, moron. Notice I said "if they were stupid enough to try that shit."

Unless you know for a fact that Israel has 24/7 F-15 patrols running near the Golan Heights, they wouldn't necessarily be able to shoot down fighters from Syria, with 30 seconds notice, if the Syrians were stupid enough to try that shit.

US pilots say the Israelis are the best on the planet. They could take down any Arab migs/mirages with a kite.

Thanks for that eye-opening "insight," mensa.

What's next, water is wet?

You can damn well bet that the Israelis have fighter jocks strapped in ready to launch, if not actually in the air. And you can also bet that they are watching the syrians. If it looked like something was happening, those jets would be in the air in seconds. And some camel jockey pilots would be hanging from their parachute straps if they were luckly, shortly after.

[LTS TRN 2]

You see, there's nothing "theoretical" about a giant fetid kennel for 1.5 million poeple.

I guess they should go back to the Arabian Peninsula where they belong, right?

When is the illegal Arab occupation of Christian and Jewish land going to end? When are these Arab scumbags going to pay restitution for the land that they have stolen?

Fifty-five years is nothing. This race-state experiment is
a colossal flop,

Sure has...from an Islamo-fascist perspective.

You can't seem to accept that the Arab world is that swath from Kurdistan on through to Morroco. You know, where the people SPEAK ARABIC. And where they've been speaking it for over 1600 years. And that includes Palestine. Of course other peoples have lived in the Arab world these many centuries, including Jews--peacefully and productively.

The British, Americans, and the ZioNazi post-WWII Ashkanazis have for the entire twentieth century invaded, manipulated, abused and exploited the Arab world. Until the Zionist invasion, there was no Islamic fundamentalist threats at all.

Wake the fuck up.

(You just saw the Chimp look into the camera and--as though awkwardly talking to a child--reiterate four times that "Al Qaeda is our ENEMY"...)

Meanwhile the drooling ZioNazis are calmly seeking to liquidate several million people through "necessary security" starvation. But being a seething crypto-nazi yourself, you're cool with that.

[CalaLily]

I give this new peace agreement one month.

[LTS TRN 2]

You can't seem to accept that the Arab world is that swath from Kurdistan on through to Morroco.

And you can't seem to accept that that "swath" happens to include a tiny flyspeck of a country called Israel.

Deal with it, bitch.

Problem is, the little flyspeck has over 200 illegal nukes with delivery systems. And the bizarre religio-race government of this flyspeck has determined that international law does not apply to their state. And they can attack anyone without repercussion (like the U.S.S. Liberty in 1968, murdering thirty-six American servicemen). And, this little flyspeck has single handedly given rise to Islamic fundamentalist terrorists--by locking up and torturing the THREE MILLION Palestinians. And they've caused a seeming permanent international rupture in geo-political stability, earning a wide hattred for America.

And why?

Why are we supporing the race state? Its supposed "vital" support during the cold war was totally bogus. In fact, Israel has sold weaponry to virtually every vile dictator and regime--including Iran--that will pay them.

Why are we supporting them? Why are billions of our tax dollars being doled out to them every year?

You seem to be a supporter, but you never say why? Oh, is it because of your childish seething racism against Arabs?

Well, right now, the Israeli government is cutting off the water supply to Gaza City. This is pure genocide. If you're a Nazi you might approve of this, but if you're in any way sane, you should be properly disgusted.

[RadioFan]

And, this little flyspeck has single handedly given rise to Islamic fundamentalist terrorists

Guess again, you fucking moron.

Oh wait ... it was all Israel's fault that the Taliban held public executions in soccer stadiums, banned music and destroyed ancient artworks.

It's Israel's fault these freaks bomb hotels in Jordan, apartment buildings in Saudi Arabia and their own "brothers" in the West Bank and Gaza.

Boy, that Israel sure is powerful.

Do everyone a favor and just move to Gaza, shit-for-brains. I'm sure your logic would go over really well there, among the poor, oppressed, tolerant and misunderstood Palestinians.

[The Seer]

You can't seem to accept that the Arab world is that swath from Kurdistan on through to Morroco.

And you can't seem to accept that that "swath" happens to include a tiny flyspeck of a country called Israel.

Deal with it, bitch.

Problem is, the little flyspeck has over 200 illegal nukes with delivery systems. And the bizarre religio-race government - as opposed to those warm, cuddly muzzies... And, this little flyspeck has single handedly given rise to Islamic fundamentalist terrorists--by locking up and preventing THREE MILLION would be suicide bombing Jordanians from plying their trade....

Why are we supporting them? Why are our tax dollars being doled out to them every year? You Imperialistic Americans should be sending your tax dollars to the suicide bombing, cheering 9-11 Hamas supporting Jordanians living in what used to be Israel....

[LTS TRN 2]

Sorry, Radio and Seer, but your argument is absurdly childish and hollow.

First, the Taliban would never have gotten any traction--or any other fundamentalist Islamic movements in the region--without the clear and glowing example of Western intrusion and expolitation of the Arab world by the forced establishment of the Zio race state experiment. For fifty-five years the Arab world has been subjected to the grossly double-standard sheer criminality of Israel. Look--even you two uninformed clowns don't dare offer any sort of support FOR Israel and its weird race-state design and policies. All you can offer is petty bigotry and smears against the people who were invaded. You're pathetic. And though you're robustly ignorant of the fact, you're actually paying through the nose for your childlike lockstep support. (What...did you watch Ben Hur the other night?)

[titlover]

The Islamo-fascists need to suffer a MAJOR setback real soon, or else - Capt Obvious.

Quiz:
Who is the Poster most likely to be talked into suiting himself up with a dyno-vest and blowing up a theater full of kids.

:answer at bottom of page:


























:answer to quiz question: LTS TRN 2

I'm all for that. as long as the theater is empty.

[Arch Angel]

Great, we got a Palestanian lover (LTS TRN 2) amongst us talking stupid shit. Do us all a favour and deport yourself there. Maybe you will be trained as a suicide bomber, get a dud and blow yourself up. One less idiot we have to deal with.

God, I can't believe the shit you posted.

[Goober McTuber]

Say hey, Arch. Long time no see. Well, not since this thread, anyway:

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=15891

[RadioFan]

It appears that things are looking up.

The power struggle already has spilled over into violence, and the Palestinian territories increasingly appear headed toward a bloody showdown.

Ah, yes, nothing but love and peace, among the innocent, oppressed Palestinians.

Of course, this is all Israel's fault!

-- Carol

[LTS TRN 2]

That's right, Radio--if the Palestinians weren't locked up and effectively tortured for fifty-five years, there would be none of the terrorism in the ENTIRE region, let alone Palestine.

Secularism has been the general trend in the Islamic world since Turkey led the way. Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, Egypt, Libya, Algeria--and Iran and Iraq, before we undermined the first and invaded the second--were ALL secular. The rise of fundamentalists in all of these nations currently is due DIRECTLY to the ironclad support for the Israel experiment by America. This plain example of grotesque disergard for international law and decency has driven untold thousands of otherwise unpolitical young men and women into fundamentalist groups and plans.

Wake the fuck up.

As for bab's fatuous claim of the Middle East somehow being "Jewish and Christian land," well as usual we notice he doesn't even try to define or describe such a ludicrous notion.

First, why is a Christian not a Jew? Haven't they converted to believing in the Jewish tribal god and all its "Old Testament" claims--to the "jot and tittle"?

And since the original kingdom of Israel only existed for about two-hundred years (approx 850 BCE to 600 BCE) before becoming extinct, why should any Zionist/Christer claims be taken any more seriously than Chuck Heston in the Ten Commandments? (After all, the Egyptian records of the Mosaic period are quite detailed and show nothing whatsoever of any plagues or miracles--let alone any sea-partings and swallowed armies).

Deal with reality. It's the Arab World, and the West has invaded with its usual heavy-handed short-sighted imperialist swagger. And it's not just that America and the other (few) supporters of Israel are morally wrong. Rather, it's a geo-political disaster. And, unless you work for a Defense Industry firm or and oil company, an economic disaster as well.

(btw, Archie is a retard)

WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

[Arch Angel]

Retard?

whatever......bitch

[Zyclone]

Hey Arch you still sending crank shots of your "alabama black snake" to young girls?

[LTS TRN 2]

really? And who has propped up and maintained the Saudis all these years?

And who directly caused the fundamentalist backlash in Iran by installing the shah (a total Nazi)?


Wake Up, you lil' sick puppy